The next few chapters are going to be put up straight away, so hopefully that makes up for this one being so short?? :)
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Me: I do not own Twilight
Alice: And....
Me: Or the characters or plots.....
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Chapter 11
Emmett's POV
This is not how I wanted this night to go. Hunting, they told me, hunting..... PFT. Carlisle wanted to act normal, so he booked a bar for a party. A gay bar..... He also invited all our sophisticated vampire friends.
Edward was on his own sulking in a corner. Carlisle was dry sobbing in the toilets about his 'reputation' and I was trying to entertain 13 bored vampires.
"And the cat said cheese!" I finished the classic joke off. Nobody laughed. Garrett coughed.
"So, this is nice and... pink."
Silence.
"What do you call these places again Emmett?" Liam asked.
"Gay bars."
"Ah."
Silence.
Anyone want to dance?" Eleazar asked.
This made Edward laugh.
"Yeah, go on Emmett. Bust some moves!"
"Fine, make some room!"
Everyone moved.
I span and twirled and skipped around. Edward was in hysterics.
A big man in a vest walked in.
"This is more like it! For a second I thought you were all straight!"
Edward stopped laughing and I stopped dancing. Even Carlisle came out of the toilets.
"Excuse me?" Benjamin asked.
"I said, I thought you were all straight."
"I'm married to a beautiful woman, thank you very much!" He roared at the man.
"Sure, sure. That's what they all say."
"Maybe we should leave, Emmett." Carlisle moaned.
"Yeah, I don't know what this place is, but it's too....."
We all agreed and left.
"Well, tonight was brilliant!" I moaned.
We all set off back home.
Told you it was short. Sorry!! The next 2 chapters are longer though, and they're up straight away!!
:)