-๑-๑ஜ๑- Chapter 17: Good bye trash -๑ஜ๑-๑-
-Izaya´s point of view.-
A squeak was leaving the male's lips as he found himself being thrown over Shizu-chan´s shoulders. His hands barely managing to prop themselves up on his back the raven tried to keep at least his head up as he glared at the blond.
"What are you doing?"
There wasn't any answer in particular following, however, as the blond horse just moved towards the bookshelf instead.
There was a huge hole busted into the wall, the Hachiro guy still sprawled on the ground not seeming like he was going to wake up anytime soon again.
Wordlessly the blond grabbed the man's leg, and pulled him out of a pile of rubbish that had come down from the ceiling.
"You look pathetic on the floor like that," he mumbled as the only answer to Izaya's question. It only took a second for the blond to get the man out of the dirt as he walked straight for the door- the raven still dangling over his shoulder.
Izaya was still confused as to what the blond was even planning.
"And what do you think, you are you doing?" he repeated again, hoping to receive an at least somewhat useful answer this time.
The blond stopped in his steps and tilted his head, trying to catch a glimpse of the raven on his shoulder.
"Well, you got sedated by this guy, right? And you said you didn't know what exactly he used too-"
The raven snored a bit amazed by how much attention the blond had actually paid to what he had said.
"So, I was thinking of carrying you to Shinra actually," the blond admitted and resumed his walk, not particularly having had the intention to wait for the raven to give him some sort of permission in the first place. After all, he was drugged, who knew what kind of shit the guy had used on him.
"To Shinra?" the raven asked raising an eyebrow at the statement as they passed through the door frame. For a second he almost thought the blond was going to bump him into the frame, but nope.
If he hadn't been in this kind of situation he would probably have complained about the blond´s plan, but now, given that he was paralyzed to a degree he couldn't even move without the blond´s help and considering he wouldn't even be able to prove much of a fight he decided to just go with the blond´s idea.
Partly.
"And what are you going to tell our lovely doctor?" he questioned instead, curious if the blond had even started to think about some sort of excuse as to why he, the fortissimo of Ikebukuro, and not to forget his long life enemy, was carrying him over to Shinra.
"Just the truth," the blond said bluntly, making the raven blink in surprise. They were already inside the hall, waiting now for the elevator to finally come up.
"What?" The truth?
For a little moment Izaya was more than just surprised- Shizu-chan couldn´t mean, the actual truth right? Who Hachiro was and why he was here and their deal-
But again the blond surprised him, this time pleasantly however.
"Well, you got sedated by some asshole and I found you," the blond explained, pretty sure that this sort of explanation wasn't even too weird for the two of them. "Doesn't sound too far off from the truth, right?" He questioned and tilted his head backwards just to a degree he could actually catch a glimpse of Izaya's face- which was frowning in doubt.
"Wouldn't you have just left me on the street, or wherever you could have found me instead?" he asked, truly thinking he had a point but Shizu-chan only cringed at his words.
"Do you really think I'm that much of an asshole?" to be honest the question threw the raven kinda off guard. He had said the words without any deeper meaning or thought to them, but now that he thought about it what the blond had said was true.
after all- who was the one that was helping him now even though he hated his guts?
Shizu-chan.
He really wasn't anyone to doubt his good intentions.
Quickly throwing on his best smirk the raven decided to just avoid the topic altogether as he chirped on.
"Well, Shizu-chan is a monster after all~" a really uncalled thought crossed his mind that seriously just didn't belong there at the moment, revolving about a very different aspect of the blond´s being a monster. if he hadn´t been sedated to the degree the raven could barely move he would have slapped his forehead in an attempt to get rid of that uncalled image.
"Is this freaking elevator even working?" the blond grumbled annoyed, his leg kicking against the useless metal door that refused to open, snapping the raven out of his thoughts.
"Ah," Izaya, hummed, "sometimes it gets stuck somewhere on the third floor, happens. You better take the stairs," he informed, making the blond frown at him in annoyance.
"And you tell me that now?"
"You didn't ask," the raven purred with his all too well known smirk.
"Tsk-" Whatever. Usually he would beat the flea up being shitty and annoying like that, especially since he just saved his ass.
….
His grip tightening on the flea the blond's eyes narrowed for a tiny moment as he stepped down j
Onto the stairs.
That's right. He saved him… he didn't even want to think about what Hachiro was going to do to him. It made his blood boil.
His fist tightening around that bastards leg he could faintly hear something snap between his fingers, not that he cared as he walked down the stairs with fervor.
*BANG BANG BANG*
The guys head smashed into every single one of the steps as he dragged the guy after.
Izaya couldn't help but cringe the slightest bit at every step as the bastards face crashed into the stairs nose first. It was bleeding by the second step and now trailing a disgusting trail of blood after them.
"That´s going to hurt once he wakes up," the raven commented lazily hanging down from Shizuo's back.
"He should be glad he is waking up in the first place," was the only answer he got from the blond, and oh it sounded pretty damn dark for his taste.
"Woah, scary Shizu-chan." He was about to drop a comment on his choice of words, but after remembering just what the blond had looked like before he decided to leave it instead.
"say," he started, a sudden streak of something akin to worry hitting him as he looked at the guy below, "What are you doing with this guy though?"
He could have just left him at the apartment after all, why drag the guy with them?
"The asshole?" Shizuo asked, raising the still unconscious and bleeding guy from the ground. "I was thinking of throwing him into a dumpster."
Blunt.
"Into-"
And simple. Maybe it was the simplicity of the answer, maybe the way he put it like it was something completely normal, but the raven couldn't help but burst out laughing at the answer.
"Seriously?" he questioned, the imagination of seeing the blond throw this slimy disgusting guy into the trash too hilarious to stop laughing anytime soon.
"Well he is trash, better get rid of him and throw him where he belongs," the blond reasoned, only intensifying the raven's laughter.
Honestly.
Shizu-chan was as unpredictable as always.
"Sure, go ahead, I totally agree with you," the raven laughed, letting his arms relax as he just let himself lean onto the blond.
The even steps walking forward steadily were almost soothing, pleasant. It was only when they were outside that he started to worry about being seen by some assholes.
It wouldn't exactly benefit him if rumors acted up about the fortissimo having caught the informant.
And yet…. What was he supposed to do immobile as he was? Considering the blond's temper and how he might as well leave him in some alley if he pissed him off too much he decided it would be the best to just let him do as he pleased.
Glances were on them as soon as they were out of the building.
Whispers and terrified noises were filling the air and he could hear a couple sentences that sounded like they were questioning whether he was dead. Rising his head to look at the people around them he made it a point to prove them wrong.
It was when he heard something akin to a squeal coming from the direction of Kadota and his friends, that he decided he didn't want to spend the whole way to Shinra's in silence.
"So," he started, hoping that the blond was up for a bit of small talk, "is there anything you wanna tell me?" Confusion was spreading over the blond's expression as he asked, seeing the blond well enough in the reflection of a shop window.
"Huh?"
"Well, is there anything you wanna know?"
Considering the blond wasn't exactly the most talkative monster he ever met Izaya deemed his chances of actually getting to lead a proper conversation pretty slim.
"... your dad was an incubus?" surprised the raven blinked, not having expected anything from the blond.
"That´s what you want to know?" he repeated, amusement layering his voice at the choice of Shizu-chan's. Of all things he wanted to know about his family, huh?
"Yeah, he was," he spoke, deciding he was willing to answer his question nonetheless. It wasn't like it was a secret after all. Now that the blond knew what he was there was no harm in telling someone.
"What about your siblings?"
Curious, aren't we, Shizu-chan?
"Never seen Mairu kiss Kururi?" he retorted, having seen that very same scene way more often than he would have liked to.
"Kururi is a half just like me, but I haven't found anyone yet, to, you know-" he stopped speaking for a minute, seeing how one of the humans close by seemed to be especially interested into their conversation. "...ensure her survival, so Mairu said she would do it as long as needed," he said instead, the man already backing away at the mere glare Izaya was giving off.
"There is no way I would let that guy touch her so," Izaya continued, fading out at the end as he didn't see a need to explain the topic further.
"I see…" the blond mumbled. Now that Izaya had said it he really had seen those two kiss before. He thought it might just be a weird way of showing how much they loved each other, as siblings of course- he was no one to judge sibling love after all. He almost smashed his brother with a fridge and they couldn't even properly talk. If anything he had been envious of their closeness more than anything else.
Eyes narrowing he glanced at the guy on the ground.
To consider it was just because of this dude made his blood boil however especially considering what this guy would have done to them if he had known about them.
A trail of blood was still being drawn behind them as the guy was lifted from the ground and-
*BANG*
Squirting his eyes shut for just a second the raven barely saw the guy drop to the ground again as he opened them again. Hachiro had been smashed into a lantern. Face first of course.
And now he was being dragged after again just like before as Shizu-chan continued his steps.
"What was that for?" Izaya asked, but he merely received a shrug.
"He pissed me off."
… pissed him of. Of course. What else? This was Shizu-chan they were talking about after all.
"Okay." Though he did have a hunch that he might have done that because of what he had said just now. A grin sneaking back onto his expression the raven deemed this conversation´s topic to be done as he had another question on the tip of his tongue waiting to be spilled.
"My turn now," he announced, hesitating for but a second as he wondered whether he really wanted to know the answer to his question or not.
After all, considering just what kind of headache just the act in itself had given the raven it might not be the wisest idea to pry on the matter, and yet-
"So what was up with you this morning?"
A blink followed, then another until a very intelligent, "What?" followed, making the raven wish he had never said anything in the first place.
"Don't act dumb Shizu-chan," the raven tried, actually glad he did not have to actually face the blond. "I came in and you already had a boner fucking me to oblivion. What happened? Don't tell me I'm this irresistible."
Nothing, and the blond really meant nothing, had ever left him as speechless as those words.
What was he supposed to say? Hey, yes Izaya, he had had a really fucked up dream about him masturbating in an alley and asking him to fuck him? And that it turned him on so much he had a boner when he woke up?
Not that it wasn't the truth, but there was no way in hell Shizuo was going to say that out loud.
Which only lead him to another question- why the hell did he even dream about the flea like this?
It annoyed him seriously.
"I don't know what you mean," the blond mumbled, trying to ease the frown he knew had appeared on his face off his expression.
The raven hummed, his glance fixated on the shop windows in order to try and catch a glimpse of Shizu-chan.
He really wanted to know what he looked like.
He wanted to try and pry for answers too, but who knew if the answer he got would actually satisfy him.
"Oh well," it was best to just drop the topic as he already saw Shinra´s place coming in sight.
"Ah, didn't you say you wanted to get rid of this asshole?" he asked, only now noticing that Shizu-chan was still holding onto the guy.
The blond seemed to only notice now as well as he picked the guy up from the ground.
"Right-" A glance was thrown towards Shinra's house, then back at the street. There was no trash can in sight.
Not that there would be any huge enough for this guy to begin with.
The raven was about to suggest to just drop the guy here or throw him into an alley so they could finally get this over with, but the blonde moved already anyway.
It was just a fling, barely used any strength as the guy went flying into the air- across the doctor's house and-
Gone.
"Let´s get you checked up."
To be continued~ C: Sowwyyyy I know I'm a bit late again uwah- but all my plans suddenly got thrown over and i was sitting here like "whelp"- looking at my schedule that I suddenly couldn't keep anymore xD
I'm already back on track though- and I slightly adjusted everything so I won't be updating tooo late at least xD
Anyway so here you are~
Jords: xDD ahaha and now he got thrown to god knows where lmao C: I hope everyone has been satisfied at least a bit xDD Exactly! Thank you omg finally someone that isn't suggesting Shizuo will just to the hon hon baguette with the flea when he is sedated xDDDD awwwww ;/; xD talking about courage i don´t have any xD But I try to ot think about actually selling it or giving it to a publisher and just write it for the sstories sake kinda xD now that I´m on chapter 7 already its getting better and better finally C': and now -after being lazy for a few days lmoa- I can continued writing again with new fervor xD Thank you C:
Unknown: Jesus please xDD no taking advantage of a sedated flea omg xD
Guest 2: son of a trashcan definitely went to where he belongs lmao xDDD this sort of rage definitely was soemthing new, something the blodn never felt ohohohoho xD yeah I think even if Shizuo had ended up killing him Izaya would have done everythign wihtin his power to cover up for the blond - and he would ahve probably tried to calm him and take away his guilt after the deed too , cuz Shizu-chan is just the type to regret what he did too late C': yep, Izaya´s safety really is Shizuo´s priority right now. Lmoa xD yeah the password xDDDD yas xD shizuo wouldn´t do anything while he is out of it gosh xD
I know I know, some people were expecting sex (plz Izaya is sedated what do you think Shizu-chan would do srl? xDDDD) but no worries xD soon C: next chapter there won't be any either for special reasons xD but then aw C: be prepared for some awesome smut xD
Well then, the next chapter should be up on September the12th C:
See ya~! C: