Show Me Yo Moves!
Sesshomaru took a step back from Jessa when she started yelling at the TV screen as she played God of War III. The demon lord never thought that he would actually fear for his well being around a human, but Jessa was an angry gamer.
"Ahhh! Kratos, what the fuck? Are you a Spartan or a little girl? Get your ass in there!" Jessa barked as she jumped out of her chair, fingers hitting the buttons relentlessly as she continuously shouted orders.
"Come in!" Jessa called out when there was a knock on the front door. Milo howled as Ali walked in, carrying a bag and smiling happily.
"Ok, so I got your mom's SUV replaced, it looks like nothing ever happened and I talked to my dad, he's got it all covered." Ali announced as she placed her bag on the couch.
"Cool…thanks." Jessa replied, completely engulfed in her game.
"Is it difficult to show gratitude?" Sesshomaru asked Jessa with a growl. He soon swallowed his words when Jessa paused the game and whipped around in one movement.
"Hey, mysterious woman, get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie! Otherwise, shut up! Goddamn!" Jessa roared heatedly, turning back to her game. Sesshomaru heard Ali giggle and snort, resulting in another Jessa outburst.
"Are you laughing at me?" Jessa barked. Ali quit laughing and shook her head in the negative.
"Nah, dude, I'm not." Ali responded while clearing her throat. Jessa's eye twitched, but she returned to her game with nothing else being said.
"Is she usually this violent?" Sesshomaru asked Ali, who giggled.
"Only when playing video games. So, Jessa, you want to go to the zoo or something?" Ali asked. Sesshomaru flinched slightly when Jessa paused the game and danced around.
"Yessssss! I do!" she replied happily.
"It takes about an hour to get there, we should leave soon to beat the crowd. It's not even noon yet, so, hurry." Ali suggested as Jessa ran up to Sesshomaru.
"You're coming!" she ordered, poking him in the chest.
"Hmph." Came his usual reply. Jessa looked at Ali and smiled.
"Unless you want to stay here with Milo?" Jessa asked, pointing at the yellow lab. Sesshomaru looked over and saw Milo slowly dragging his ass across the carpet while panting happily.
"Ridiculous." Sesshomaru growled.
"My dad's clothes are upstairs, you work on his wardrobe and I'll be up for the makeup in a minute." Jessa said, running back to her room. Ali sighed as she walked upstairs.
"Come on, Sesshomaru." She called out. Sesshomaru exhaled with disgust, but he followed anyway.
After getting dressed in jeans, black Chucks and a red Rolling Stones T-shirt, Jessa ran upstairs to see how Ali was doing with Sesshomaru. She walked in the room and almost fainted on the spot. Ali did well when it came to dressing people up. Jessa's father took most of his clothes to California with him, but he left behind some.
"Ok, so he's looking smoking hot…what are we going to do about his markings?" Ali asked Jessa, who was still taking in the sight. It was a simple outfit. Blue jeans, a green Aerosmith shirt and black Chucks.
"Whoa, where'd you find the Chucks?" Jessa asked curiously.
"Back of your dad's closet…way back there. Are you finished eye-fucking him yet?" Ali retorted. Jessa held up a finger.
"Almost…almost there…ahhhhh! Ok, I'm done, now, I have some makeup, you have some and I'm sure I can find some of my mom's, the only problem will be finding some that matches his skin color." Jessa replied.
"True…he is pale." Ali said.
"You speak of me as if I am not here." Sesshomaru growled.
"He's got an attitude problem." Ali sighed.
"Yup." Jessa said back.
The two teens and demon lord climbed into Jessa's mom's (new) SUV. Jessa handed her bag back to Ali, who sat it next to her.
"So why am I riding in back?" Ali asked with a groan. Jessa pointed at Sesshomaru boldly.
"Ask him." She stated simply. Sesshomaru turned his head and glared at Ali, as if to say, "If you bitch one more time, I'll kill you." Ali pouted and crossed her arms.
"Hey, Scooter, buckle your seat belt," Jessa ordered, leaning over and buckling him in herself. She and Ali decided not to hide his demon markings, seeing as he seemed a bit upset about pretending to be human, so they left him alone.
"Can we get ice cream?" Ali asked from the back as Jessa sped down the road.
"Yeah, just don't spill it. I'd hate to fuck up another car…Sesshomaru." Jessa spat playfully, hearing Sesshomaru mumble something back.
"So, did you tell him about that fanfic I read last night?" Ali asked Jessa curiously.
"No, I figured he liked sleeping peacefully. I didn't sleep too well, though." Jessa replied.
"Fanfic?" Sesshomaru questioned, seeing Ali smile and Jessa roll her eyes.
"You just had to ask, didn't you?" Jessa whined.
"Ok, so, it was about you and," But Ali was cut off by Jessa turning the music up too loud. Sesshomaru instantly flinched and covered his ears with his hands, wincing in pain. Jessa immediately turned the music down and looked at him.
"Oops, sorry, I forgot about your hearing," Jessa said to him.
"Way to be a bitch, Jessa!" Ali spat from the back, feeling bad for the demon lord.
"Shut up, slut!" Jessa snapped back. Sesshomaru decided to keep quiet. He noticed that he always decided to keep quiet. He also didn't want to hear any more fantasized sex stories about himself, either.
After getting two cones of ice cream, Jessa handed the chocolate one back to Ali and then offered the vanilla to Sesshomaru, who declined calmly.
"Come on, I don't like ice cream, I got it for you." Jessa whined, driving away while still holding the cone to the demon lord.
"It was a waste. I don't want it." Sesshomaru replied.
"I know you want to try it, dude. It's good for a hot day." Jessa said, still trying to sell it to him. Sesshomaru took the cone from her and stared at the cold, white substance. It smelled so sweet, but not too sweet. He sighed and finally tasted the ice cream, face lightening a bit.
"See? It's not that bad." Ali chirped from the back. Sesshomaru kept quiet and continued eating the cone while acting like he was still uninterested in it.
"Why don't you like it?" Sesshomaru asked Jessa when he was halfway done with his cone.
"I don't like things changing shape on me when I'm trying to eat it. It annoys me more than I dislike it." Jessa replied, resting her head on one hand and steering with the other.
"Sooo…do you even like kids?" Ali asked Sesshomaru.
"No."
"Then why let Rin tag along?"
"Why is it any of your concern?"
"You avoided my question."
"And you avoided mine. Is there a point to this?"
"Oh my God, Jessa, he argues like you! Ahhh!" Ali groaned as she slapped her forehead.
"Hahaha," Jessa giggled, staying focused on the road.
"Why do you insist on comparing me to her? I am different." Sesshomaru declared.
"I know, but if you knew her like I did, you would see what I mean. So damn difficult." Ali exhaled as she relaxed in her seat. Sesshomaru looked out the window as a thought came to mind. Jessa called him difficult last night. He looked at Jessa who seemed to be in thought as well.
"Well, if you would make a valid argument once in a while," Jessa finally piped up, smiling widely.
"I do! You never have fun! You never get drunk or anything!" Ali retorted.
"There's nothing fun about throwing up the next day." Jessa said back.
"Ok, that's not fun, but getting there is." Ali replied.
"Ok, so how about I turn onto the highway to Hell. It'll be fun getting there, but once we're there, it's going to suck." Jessa giggled.
"Fuck you, whore!" Ali yelled in defeat as Jessa began laughing victoriously.
Sesshomaru found himself almost falling asleep, but he was soon jerked forward and stopped by the belt.
"Goddamn, Jessa! You just about broke my neck!" Ali snapped.
"Scream at the bitch in front of me. She hit her breaks." Jessa said back. She looked over and saw the irritated demon lord and sighed.
"Sorry." She said to him. He looked back blankly, saying nothing. Sesshomaru closed his eyes again and frowned when he sensed something.
"Hooooooly shit! Jessa!" Ali screamed from the backseat.
"Yeah, I know! Can't do anything about it!" Jessa shouted back when she saw the giant monster rising out of the lake they were driving over.
"Let me out," Sesshomaru ordered.
"Uh, no." Jessa replied shortly.
"Let me out or it will kill us."
"And if I stop in the middle of traffic, we'll still get killed!"
"Jessa, the sunroof!" Ali exclaimed.
"What are you waiting for? Open it!" Jessa said back as Ali opened it. Sesshomaru unhooked his seatbelt and climbed into the back, jumping out of the roof and hanging onto the opening, hitching a ride to the monster. It looked like a fish and bear demon had sex and then spawned this demon.
"A fish-bear!" Ali chirped.
"That's ironic." Jessa added. Sesshomaru snorted before jumping at the monster, slashing his claws and slicing it's face open. It let out a gargled roar as it swung its webbed paw the demon lord, who easily dodged it.
"Jessa, we can't just leave him behind! Stop! Pull over!" Ali shrieked.
"Bitch, whine, nag, bitch, whine, nag! Is that all you know how to do? We are going ninety miles per-hour and so is everyone else! I'm finding somewhere safe to park so another vehicle doesn't get fucked up in my possession!" Jessa yelled back. She looked in the rearview mirror and saw Sesshomaru jumping on the tops of different cars and finally landing on hers.
"Did you kill it?" Ali asked.
"It won't die. Where are my swords?" he growled. Ali's face went white and Sesshomaru's seemed to darken.
"In the back." Jessa finally answered. Ali climbed in the back and grabbed one of the swords, holding it up to him.
"Are you trying to be funny? That is Tenseiga. I cannot kill with it." Sesshomaru stated as Ali grabbed the other sword, giggling nervously.
"Haha, sorry!" she called to him as he flew away.
Jessa pulled off at a park and decided to lie in the grass, awaiting the demon lord's return. Ali was pacing back and forth, fidgeting with her phone.
"Calm down." Jessa said to her.
"What if he can't find us?" Ali replied.
"With his nose? I'd be surprised if he didn't." Jessa replied with boredom, picking blades of grass from the ground and throwing them.
"What if he got hurt?" Ali insisted.
"What if Barbee had a hand grenade? Calm down." Jessa said back, turning over on her stomach and picking small little flowers, weaving them together into a necklace.
"Jessa, come on, we should go back."
"We should stay. He'll find us." Jessa growled, starting to get annoyed with her friend's worry. Jessa sat up and finished the flower necklace, seeing Sesshomaru land a few feet away from her, sheathing his sword and walking towards her.
"It was difficult to kill. I tried to push it further back into the trees before killing it." Sesshomaru announced, immediately spotting the flower necklace and remembering Rin and thinking how she must be scared without him. Jaken was there, yes, but the little imp was annoying and weak.
"Here you go," Jessa chirped, draping the flowers on his head before walking back to the driver's seat. Sesshomaru got in the seat next to her and held his sword in his lap.
"Off to the zoo!" Ali cheered, climbing in back and buckling in. Jessa drove away and saw Sesshomaru holding her flower necklace in one hand while staring at it, a frown on his face.
"Is it ugly?" Jessa asked, trying to brighten the mood. She knew whom he was thinking about, but she decided that being clueless was the way to go.
"Must you ruin the silence?" he asked her with a growl.
"Yeah, I must." Jessa replied.
"Hm."
Jessa sat in the SUV, waiting for Ali and Sesshomaru to pull themselves together. Jessa looked at Sesshomaru and pointed at Bakusaiga. He immediately looked at her, defiance rising up in his eyes.
"We can't take it into the zoo. You have to leave it here." She said to him.
"I have to leave it?" he asked.
"Yeah, sorry dude." She responded.
Sesshomaru found himself having a hard time keeping up with the girls' pace. They were so excited to see animals and he, Sesshomaru, was stuck in a strange world as a tag-along. He finally caught up with Jessa, who was about to take off running, but he caught her wrist and kept her from doing so.
"Something is not right here," He said to her. Jessa looked back at the aquarium longingly before looking back up at Sesshomaru.
"What? Do you sense something or is it a feeling?" she asked him back.
"I cannot say, but I…where are you going?" he asked.
"Come on, loosen up!" she called back to him, heading to the aquarium. Sesshomaru followed her into the dark tunnel and looked around, skillfully dodging small children and trying to find Jessa. He knew her scent, a clean scent with a hint of lemons…he wondered why she smelled like lemons. He finally found her staring into a tank, which gave off an eerie, blue light. Jessa looked at him, eyes full of life and a wide smile on her face.
"Look," she said, pointing at the glass. Sesshomaru stared into the tank blankly, seeing a faint silhouette of a shark. Just as he suspected, a four-foot shark came closer to the glass, but swam away slowly.
"Aw, you scared it away," Jessa whined.
"Heh, it should be scared of me." He replied arrogantly, but his moment of domination and pride was quickly melted away when he felt a small hand grab his ass. Jessa watched as the usually stoic demon lord jumped out of shock as he turned around, glaring down at the small girl who had grabbed him. She had one hand halfway in her mouth and the grabbing hand was now pointing at him boldly.
"You look like Mommy's boyfriend!" The little girl giggled after pulling her hand out of her mouth. Sesshomaru was at a loss of words. He turned to Jessa for an answer, maybe even backup, but she was leaned against the tank, laughing her ass off.
"Oh, sir, I am so sorry, she gets a little…curious…sometimes…oh my God," a woman said, her sentence slowing down entirely and her eyes widening when she realized who Sesshomaru looked like. He looked like Lord Sesshomaru. But she didn't know that he really was the demon lord. He just looked like him…a lot…demon markings and everything.
"Control that thing," Sesshomaru growled, speaking of the little girl, who continued grabbing at him. He looked to Jessa again, who was now recovering from her laughter. She stepped up and before Sesshomaru could do anything, Jessa hooked her arm with his and smiled.
"Sorry, he's grumpy today." Jessa commented, calmly stroking Sesshomaru's shoulder.
"He looks like Sesshomaru from InuYasha," the woman laughed.
"Lord Sesshomaru, to you, irritating human woman." Sesshomaru growled in response.
"Haha, he even talks like him! How cute! You're lucky he let you dress him up like that, I wish my husband would let me dress him up like Sesshomaru, haha." The woman giggled in response.
"Yep, I'm a lucky girl. Come along…now." Jessa sang to Sesshomaru, leading him away. They exited the tunnel and crossed over a wooden bridge, which had a small little stream running beneath it. Jessa let go of Sesshomaru, sat down on a bench and began laughing once more.
"Y-you touched me…disgusting." Sesshomaru growled, brushing his shoulder and arm off, glaring when Jessa laughed even harder.
"Hahahahaha! You even attract MILFs! Haha…hahahaha! Holy shit! Ahahaha! Ahhh, ahhh! My lungs! Ow, my life!" Jessa howled gleefully while weakly clapping her hands. Sesshomaru crossed his arms, pouted and glared into the trees of the zoo. What the fuck was a MILF?
"This isn't funny! Silence yourself!" Sesshomaru snapped, gritting his teeth and digging his claws deeper into his hands when Jessa laughed even harder and fell onto her back off the bench. Sesshomaru blinked and loomed over her, seeing that she was having hard times breathing.
"I do not pity you. Suffer quietly for me." Sesshomaru stated, sitting down on the bench and contently watching the young girl suffer as she tried to control her breaths. The demon lord looked on as Jessa slowly sat up, coughing slightly as she rested her hands in her lap, inhaling as deeply as she could and then exhaling slowly. Her breaths started out short and choppy, but after a few minutes, she had her lungs under control and was breathing normally.
"Impressive." Sesshomaru commented calmly. He saw the tears flow down her face instantly as she stood up, gritting her teeth and walking away, her hands balled into fists. The demon lord closed his eyes and snorted as a small smirk pierced his lips.
"Hey, where's Jessa? I wanted to show her the little lion cubs." Ali said as she jogged up to Sesshomaru.
"I haven't seen her for a while." Sesshomaru replied, his eyes still closed.
"Aw, did she ditch you?" Ali asked. She received no immediate answer for that one. Sesshomaru finally opened his eyes and stood up.
"Lion cubs, you say?" he asked Ali, who smiled and nodded, leading him away to the lion's enclosure. She stopped at the huge screen and pointed down into the pit where the mother lion lay, watching her cubs tumble and play with each other. Sesshomaru looked up and checked out how high the fence and screen went and smirked. Nothing he couldn't scale in half a leap.
"Um…what're you doing?" Ali asked, looking around quickly for any witnesses. No one…yet. Sesshomaru leapt the fence and landed in the pin, the mother lion instantly growled, but she was too slow as Sesshomaru scooped up one of the tiny cubs and jumped the fence again. He landed next to Ali, who was literally dancing around in a circle, frantically screaming and cursing.
"Oh my…what the fuck…what the fuck…where the fuck are you going…you stole a lion! What the fuck?" Ali freaked as she tried to keep up with Sesshomaru, who was hauling ass towards Jessa's scent. He found her in a secluded corner, hidden by a few trees and bushes. He stopped a few feet away so as not to startle her.
"What the hell…did you steal a lion?" Jessa asked him.
"No." he replied, placing the cub down and watching it run over to Jessa. Jessa began playing with it, her face lightening a bit.
"Cute little guy," she giggled.
"He stole a cub!" Ali breathed as she finally arrived, falling to her knees as she tried to catch her breath.
"A cute cub." Jessa retorted. She let Ali pet it for a few minutes before handing it back to Sesshomaru.
"I'm sure the mom is pissed off. Hurry up and then we'll leave." Jessa said to him. Sesshomaru quickly flew away without saying a word.
"Did he…seriously do that to cheer you up?" Ali asked.
"I don't know, I'm still pissed at him, let's go see the piranhas!" Jessa laughed as she took off running, Ali following after her.
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes when he realized they moved further away from him. He was ready to leave the minute they arrived at the zoo. Sesshomaru decided to walk, seeing as he had nothing to do otherwise. He found the girls standing on a bridge that hovered over a pond.
"Do it again! Do it again!" Ali cheered as Jessa placed a quarter in the machine, turning the knob and receiving a handful of feed. She gave some to Ali and they both held their hands over the bridge and dropped the feed in. Immediately, there was a disturbance in the water as the piranha fought over the food.
"Haha, sooooo gross dude!" Ali chirped.
"Fucking piranha." Jessa growled playfully.
"Are you done?" Sesshomaru asked impatiently.
"I guess so." Ali said with a yawn.
The drive back home was quick and eventless. Ali could tell that Jessa was angry with Sesshomaru, but she realized that Jessa never was happy, so it was normal. Jessa would make a few snide remarks about Naraku being better than Sesshomaru and Sesshomaru would threaten to end her life, to which she would respond by showing that she was still alive.
"I am going to bed…don't bother me." Jessa said to Sesshomaru after Ali left the house.
"Do not order me around, wench."
"My house, my rules."
"You forget who is the stronger one,"
"Seriously dude, if you make one more degrading comment towards me, I'm going to snap your dick off."
"I would like to see you try."
"I'm sure you would. It'd be the closest to sex that you ever really got to. Now, leave me be." Jessa snapped back as she closed the door behind her.
The next morning, after showering and getting dressed, Jessa bounced into the living room, only to see a bright, white light engulf the house for a moment. Jessa slowly stepped in and looked around. She saw Ali sitting in her chair, face pale and eyes and mouth wide open as she stared at the screen.
"Please tell me you sent him back." Jessa whined. Ali slowly shook her head in the negative.
"I was playing the Wii and I saw this weird ass button and I pressed it and…oh God," Ali whispered. Jessa looked over at the TV, expecting King Bowser or Kirby to be standing in her living room, but instead, she saw on the screen, Sesshomaru fighting for dear life against Link, Lucario and Captain Falcon. Jessa instantly smiled.
"Oh sweet! Which one are you?" Jessa asked eagerly, grabbing the Wii controllers.
"Lucario! Oh my God, Sesshomaru, I'm so sorry!" Ali cried, but Jessa could only smirk as she took control of Lucario and fired an aura sphere at Sesshomaru, nailing him in the stomach.
"Show me yo moves!" Captain Falcon ordered as Sesshomaru swung his sword at him, but Captain Falcon moved fast.
"Irritating." Sesshomaru growled to himself. He saw Lucario charge after him and jumped in the air, dodging another aura sphere.
"Heh, you'll have to do better than that!" Sesshomaru shouted arrogantly.
"FALCON PUNCH!" A voice roared and the next thing Sesshomaru knew was something connecting with his stomach and sending him flying off the screen.
"Whoooaaaaa! Hahaha, Captain! My man! Bye, bye!" Jessa laughed as she had Lucario kick Captain Falcon up into the air and then kick him off the platform entirely.
"Oh my God, Jessa, what are we going to do?" Ali asked worriedly.
"I don't know about you, but me and Captain are going to get a little more friendly with Sesshomaru's ass…with our feet. Hahahaha!" Jessa retorted while laughing maniacally. Ali frowned as she looked down. Jessa must have been practicing her Naraku laugh, because she sounded just like the bastard at the moment.