You're My Bitch
"Ahhh! Ahhh! I'm your biggest fan! Don't kill meeeeeeee!" Jessa screamed as Naraku's tentacles constricted around her and brought her closer to his face. His crimson red eyes bore into hers, his wicked smirk almost mocking her.
"My biggest fan, you say?" he asked, an eyebrow cocked. Jessa nodded enthusiastically, finding herself smiling widely like a dumb ass fan girl.
"Maybe not the biggest, but I like you the best…if that means anything to you…probably not…shutting up now." Jessa replied quickly as she tripping over her words. Naraku's eyebrow went up even further, his face still showing he was in thought about her.
"Naraku!" A young boy shouted, his white hair flying as he ran after the dark man. Naraku looked away from Jessa and frowned slightly. He wasn't expecting the boy to catch up so fast.
"Release her!" Another voice roared as a powerful force struck the spider's barrier.
"Come now, Sesshomaru, you know as well as I do that you can't break it with shear force." Naraku chuckled, seeing the annoyance in the elder dog demon's eyes flare up.
"He can't, but I can!" Inuyasha retorted, his blade turning red.
"And if you do, you'll kill the girl, no doubt." Naraku replied smoothly, now holding Jessa around the waist with his arm as he hovered in the air.
"She doesn't seem to shaken up about it, I'll just take out her legs!" Inuyasha laughed.
"That's cool, I'm a gamer! I don't need my legs!" Jessa called back.
"Hand over the shard and I won't kill her." Naraku demanded, his sharp claws lightly grazing her neck.
"Do it! Give him the shard! I need my neck!" Jessa cried out frantically when he began squeezing her waist tighter with his other arm.
"Shut up already!" Inuyasha barked.
"Bitch, don't tell me to shut up! I will come down there and fuck you up and I'm sure he'd let me! You stupid ass!" Jessa hollered back defensively, shaking her fist and kicking her legs. Naraku was surprised that she wasn't spitting flames and shooting lightning bolts from her hands.
"My, my, so vicious…it's a shame you're only human." Naraku said into her ear, smirking when he saw Sesshomaru take a step forward, as if wanting to attack, but he remembered the barrier was still in tact and didn't do anything.
"Yeah, I've been getting bitched at for the past week for being human, please don't join the crowd." Jessa groaned irritably.
"Do you want to tell me why you haven't shattered his barrier?" Sesshomaru asked his brother icily.
"Because I don't want to hurt the girl! Excuse me for having manners!" Inuyasha growled back.
"Slice the barrier open, don't use the wind scar! Did you ever think about that? Goddamn! Am I the only smart one around here, except for you Naraku." Jessa stated loudly.
"You play sides so well." Naraku said with a growl.
"Yeah, years of practice. Fucking do something!" Jessa barked. Inuyasha jumped at the barrier, sword ready for the slice.
"I'll deal with you later," Naraku stated, tossing Jessa forward, straight at Inuyasha's blade. She saw the green whip blast the blade out of Inuyasha's hand as she went flying overhead, landing on the ground and rolling onto her back. She quickly got to her feet, smiling widely as she threw her fist in the air.
"Wooo! Yeah! Round two!" she cheered, immediately calming down when she saw Sesshomaru's glare aimed at her. He sheathed his sword and walked by her, saying nothing.
"What the hell is his problem?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"It must be that time of the month," Jessa retorted, walking away and following the demon lord.
A Day Earlier…
Jessa whipped her Wii controller in a circle as she performed the Rasengan on Clash of the Ninja. She didn't particularly like Naruto, but she enjoyed doing the Rasengan move.
"Bam! Haha, goooooooood morning!" Jessa sang when she saw Sesshomaru walk into the room, dressed in nothing except the white bathrobe. It got insanely warm in the house and he couldn't take it. So he stripped naked and put on something a little cooler. He was almost getting used to Jessa's schedule, so whenever she went to sleep, he would venture around the house and touch things that she would normally scream at him not to touch.
"Must you be loud?" he growled in response.
"From the looks of your bed head, you slept perfectly fine, so quit bitching." Jessa replied sternly, seeing him brush his hair back into place with his hand out of the corner of her eye. He crossed his arms and sat on the floor, leaning against the couch. Jessa never got why he didn't sit on the couch. It was much more comfortable, but then again, he never really seemed to care about comfort, so Jessa decided to drop the conversation.
"What foolish game are you playing now?" the demon lord asked, his tone of voice saying, "I am really pissed off," but Jessa knew better. She knew that when in the morning, his pissy mood was mainly just because it's the morning. He got better once the day rolled around.
"If it's foolish, then it's not important. Ahh! Damn you!" Jessa snapped, waving her controller again. She finished up her match and turned the TV off. She looked over at Sesshomaru and saw that he had one leg pulled back, his arm resting on his knee, as his head was tilted slightly forward, eyes closed. Jessa took a quiet step forward, wanting to poke him, but as she took the second step, his mouth twitched.
"I can hear you." He said, opening his eyes and looking at her blankly. Jessa exhaled and shrugged.
"I tried." She giggled.
Sesshomaru got dressed and disappeared for his daily exploration, something that Jessa got over worrying about. He always came back around dinnertime. Or whenever Jessa would take a nap. The young girl cleaned up around the house, checking to make sure nothing was broken. Sesshomaru broke her father's chair in the bedroom, so now she had to make up a lie about how that happened and the same story with her mother's vase in the living room. She found the remote to her iPod dock and set it on her desk.
"Oh…hey there, you little prick," Jessa commented when she saw the six-sided star button on the TV remote, right beneath the power button. She hurriedly ran outside and stood by the pool, looking around for the demon lord.
"Sesshomaru?" she called out. She sighed and decided to wait until he returned on his own time, but just as she turned around, he landed in front of her.
"What now, wench?" he asked tonelessly. Jessa cocked an eyebrow. He had not once called her by her name.
"The button is back." She announced, waving the controller slightly.
"Finally. I was tiring of this disgusting world and you…don't even get me started on you." Sesshomaru spat in such a calm manner that Jessa could only shake her head and exhale, holding back a smile as she followed him back into the house.
"Ok, let me bring up the episode that spat you into my already miserable life and then we'll try this…shit. Ok, I got it now," Jessa said, bringing up the episode and letting it play.
"If this doesn't work, I'll kill you." Sesshomaru said.
"I understand completely." Jessa replied with a smile. She was ready for life to return to normal, but then, a sudden sadness hit her. As much as a threatening asshole the demon lord proved to be, he was fun to mess with and he seemed to take her mind games as a joke…or he was oblivious to her intentions.
"What is stopping you?" Sesshomaru asked impatiently.
"I like building up suspense, chill your nuts!" Jessa snapped back, gritting her teeth when she felt the tears stinging in her eyes. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. He called her every defiling name he would dare say, hit her, treat her like an idiot…and now, of all times, she decided to be emotional. He didn't have time for this. He reached out and grabbed the remote and saw the white flash engulf the two of them.
"You did NOT just do that." Jessa growled when she realized they were both floating through the darkness, both still latched onto the remote.
"You were taking too long." Sesshomaru said back.
"So you decide to bring me with you? Great idea!" Jessa snapped.
"Oh, yes, of all the people, I want you to come along and make my life miserable."
"I guess so, because I'm stuck with you now."
"You act as if my world is terrible."
"Hey numb nuts! I have school in three days!" Jessa hollered, blinking when she saw a bright light. She felt Sesshomaru pull her closer to himself as they entered the light, instantly falling out of the sky. Jessa freaked and wrapped her arms around Sesshomaru, forgetting about being pissed off at him.
"I won't drop you, but if you continue to hold me like this, then I might drop you." Sesshomaru growled, but Jessa continued hugging onto him until she felt her feet touch the ground. She let go and stepped back, spotting the remote in her hand and reverting back to bitch mode.
"And why do I still have this?" she asked herself under her breath, seeing Sesshomaru walk past her and into the forest. She caught up to him and stayed by his side, looking around curiously.
"Why do you still have that?" Sesshomaru asked her, pointing at the remote.
"I don't know. I guess I can use it as a club and hit people with it." She replied, sticking the remote in her back pocket.
Jessa found herself in an awkward mood. She met Rin, who was as sweet as can be…and then there was Jaken. Sesshomaru would fire off a "filthy human" comment about three times a day, whereas Jaken fired off "filthy human" comments every two minutes like a Goddamned egg timer. Jessa sat against a tree and took a deep breath, coughing when her lungs wouldn't expand all the way.
"Oh no," Jessa whispered into her hand when she realized that she didn't have her inhaler. She left it in the secret compartment in her chair. If she were to go into a panic attack, she was screwed. She could control her breathing to a point, but one shock, one startled moment and she would be dead. Jessa then looked over at Sesshomaru and her eyes looked down at Tenseiga, which sat on his hip proudly. If she were to die…would he save her?
"You're staring at me…again." Sesshomaru called out, opening his eyes and looking over at her. Jessa glared back and leaned forward.
"Bitch, shut up." Jessa said back. She heard Jaken squawk angrily as he ran up to her.
"How dare you talk to my lord like that, you filthy," Was all the green imp could get out before Jessa swiftly whipped the remote out of her back pocket and slammed it on his head.
"Bitch, shut up." Jessa growled at the imp, who was rolling around and whining in pain.
"Must you call everyone and everything "bitch"? Be creative and come up with something else." Sesshomaru suggested.
"Look, you stupid ass, cracker ass, mother fucker…if you've got beef with me, then say so, quit dicking around and get to the point." Jessa said back, pointing at him dangerously.
"Hm, that was a stretch…stick with bitch." Sesshomaru replied coolly, a small smirk pulled onto his lips. He was truly enjoying burning Jessa to her boiling point and then backing off, leaving her to fume to herself.
"Gaahhh! My life is ruined!" she cried out, collapsing onto her back and kicking in the air angrily.
"Hahaha, she's funny, my Lord." Rin giggled as she watched Jessa stand up, grab a stick and start beating Jaken in the head.
"I want to go home! I want steak! I want my fucking Caddy baaaaack! I want you to shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Goddamn it, bitch, shut up!" Jessa shouted, beating Jaken every time he let out a yelp of pain.
"Enough." Sesshomaru ordered her. Jessa hit Jaken one last time before sitting back down and giggling to herself with content.
"That was fun. I feel better." Jessa chirped.
Back to the Beginning of the Chapter…
Jessa found it hard to keep up with Sesshomaru's pace. It was like he was purposely trying to lose her in the dark forest. The sun was almost hidden by the horizon, meaning that if she were to get lost, she was completely vulnerable. Not that it'd be any different getting lost during daylight, either.
"Sesshomaru, I know you're in a hurry, but I can't keep up!" Jessa called out.
"Oh, what a shame." Sesshomaru's voice called back, almost faint to her ears.
"Did I do something wrong? You seem bitter towards me!" Jessa panted as she stopped trying to catch up with him. Her lungs could only take so much and now that her inhaler was in a different dimension, she had to play it safe…even if that meant being left alone in a dark forest.
"Weak human." Sesshomaru's growl came from behind and shocked Jessa entirely. She was sure he was long gone and she was sure he wouldn't come back.
"Ahh! Oh my God! Don't do that!" Jessa freaked, pressing her hand to her chest and steadily slowing her breathing down.
"You dare beg me for forgiveness after selling your loyalty to my enemy?" Sesshomaru asked, his voice filled with ice and anger.
"What are you talking about? I didn't give anything up! I was just talking to him!" Jessa insisted angrily.
"Oh, Naraku, don't kill me, I'm you biggest fan…I like you the best. Did any of that sound familiar?" Sesshomaru asked calmly, the frigidness in his voice still audible.
"Yeah! So I was kissing his ass to save my own! Am I not allowed to do what I need to survive?" Jessa asked with disbelief. Sesshomaru glared at her, knowing she couldn't see him in the dark.
"You would sink so low?"
"Any sane human would. It's our natural instinct to survive at all costs." Jessa replied simply, her voice lowered and was now soft. She let out a sigh as she crossed her arms, shivering slightly.
"I'm sorry if that bothered you. I don't know if Ali told you, but I gave up on being a Naraku fan. He turned out to be a little bitch." Jessa explained, seeing Sesshomaru shake his head slightly and walk by her.
"Ridiculous. Keep up." He said back to her. Jessa shrugged and kept a small distance between him and her, yawning tiredly as she rubbed her face.
"Did it really bother you that I did that or were you just pissed because he got away?" Jessa asked out loud, remembering that in the show, he got really cranky when Naraku would slip from his grasp. As expected, she received no answer. Not even a "Hmph." Jessa rolled her eyes and then tripped up a little, running forward and colliding into a tree. Sesshomaru stopped walking and turned around, watching blankly as Jessa fell onto her back, holding her face in her hands.
"Ow, my life!" she groaned.
"I said keep up." Sesshomaru growled offensively.
"I said ow!" she replied. Sesshomaru turned around and continued walking.
"Now, human," his faint voice called back.
"I'm coming, bitch!" Jessa shouted, running after his voice, only to find herself colliding into his armored chest, flying back onto the ground and letting out a frustrated cry.
"You will refer to me as Lord Sesshomaru and nothing else." The demon lord stated, watching the girl sit up and glare at him defiantly.
"Hah!" she laughed back, going silent for the rest of the way back to camp.