Disclaimer: This story was inspired by Dragon-sama's Chatty Punnies.

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Detective Conan

Magical Kaito

Warnings: Nothing to bad, minor violence?

-(Chapter Start)-

Aquarium Switch

Chapter Seven

Koroshi Kazuya

-(Warehouse Basement; Kaito)-

Kaito really didn't like dodging people who weren't his detectives. Really, the man had taken a few swings at him, the psychopath was quite violent if he had anything to say about it! There was nothing 'meek' about this crazy. All the dodging and taking hits seemed to wear down the drugs in his system; Kaito was just happy that the drugs were finally wearing off. Kaito was finally managing not to get hit at all. Maybe he shouldn't piss off wanted murderers. He was sure he was going to have a few burses here and there, but nothing horrible. He wiped the bottom of his mouth as the said 'psycho' stopped attacking him and went on to rant.

"You see, Kuroba-chan. All I wanted was him to see me! It took me so long to get into Division 1. When I did, he was never there anymore! It was like he disappeared! More hard work wasted there, except, he came back!" Koroshi sighed almost happily to Kaito's disgust as he watched the man just talk on and on about Shinichi. "I was so happy that he was back…but you were always there then! You hanging all over him, like…" Koroshi let out a growl of frustration and Kaito inched closer to the door and round the psycho.

"So, why did you have to kill those people?" Kaito asked trying to distract the psychopath away from him.

"Haven't you noticed? They were all people trying to take Shinichi-chan's attention from me! Kumohuro Fugi, Cloriko Kimiko, Tomiko Kosuke, Homotio Aiko, and Shigori Kekio are all a part of the Fan Service I run online. You see, I can get really great pictures and facts on Shinichi-chan through the police force and everyone is so willing to talk about him! So polite and kind, not to mention how good looking he is!" Koroshi licked his lips as Kaito glared at him. Oh let's not forget about Bien-san, he's probably all splattered against the pavement by now." He waved his hands in a 'Oh well' gesture and set his eyes back on Kaito. "Don't bother, that door only opens from the outside. The police will probably be here soon since I let Mouri-san go. I planned on killing Shinichi and myself here."

The monster of a man went and sat against the wall as Kaito rushed to see if he could get the door open. "If you loved him so much, why would you want to kill him? Why do this when you know how much he hates murders?" Kaito asked looking through the arsenal that he had on him.

"For his attention, not that it matters anymore. After you came along, his complete attention moved away from all of this." Koroshi moved his arms as if to point out the murders being done in the rooms. "No, one knew it was me, until I let Mouri-san go…" Kaito didn't feel any pity at all for this man, in fact, he hated him for putting Shinichi in danger. Putting all his friends in danger, he set off a small bomb device on the door, but it didn't open.

"That's not true, Shinichi knew." Kaito said as he hooked up yet another system of bombs, slightly stronger then the last. "He just didn't have the proof. Once everything about the fan service got to us, I'm sure he had it. That's the reason I had him put somewhere safe. He would have tried to rescue Ran after waiting for you to call and end up just like this." Kaito backed away from the door. "Especially after that poor woman ended up in his front yard." Kaito activated the bombs, causing the doors to swing open. He gave a victorious smile as he turned to look at Koroshi, only to find the man slumped on the floor, lips turning blue. Shinichi was going to be so pissed at him. He sat down in front of the now opened door and leaned against it.

Guess that was all the answers he was going to get. Looking at the dead man, made his chest feel tight. It just wasn't fair. He looked up as noises began to enter the building. He got up and headed to the stairs that lead out as police rushed the building. It was kind of sad how at the site of 'Kudou Shinichi', that no one stopped or questioned him til he made it out side where Megure was there waiting to scold him.

"Kuroba-kun." Kaito blinked surprised that the older man knew it was him.

"Uh…"

"It's alright, Hattori had gotten a call from Kudou-kun saying that you were dressing up as him, playing detective. So where's Koroshi?" Kaito tilted his head towards the building. "In there, he committed suicide when I was trying to get the door open. I think I really put a damper on his plans when I wasn't Shinichi. Where's Hattori and Habuka?"

"They are on their way now. We've already had Koroshi pinned when we found out the first four victims were apart of the fan service. We had, also, received a tip about a body being found near the alleyway close to these warehouses." Kaito looked down, knowing the man that they had found. He felt guilt over the fact that he wasn't able to help that man, no matter how creepy what Koroshi said that man was.

"Kuroba-kun, you should get looked over by the medics." Megure said finally bothering to get a full look at the younger man. Megure signaled some officers and had them follow Kaito to the ambulance that was waiting for him. Once in he leaned against the wall of the vehicle as a medic gave him a look over. He answered the questions when medics asked him something, but all he really wanted was to go into the 'safe box' and cuddled up to Shinichi. Though, he doubted Shinichi was gonna want to cuddle with him. After all it was never fun to be hidden away from the excitement.

Oh, well Shinichi would forgive him eventually. He was just gonna have to pout extra hard during the week; when he knew Shinichi would give him the silent treatment. He didn't even want to think of the punishment that Aoko was going to put him through, either. Especially after she hears about this stunt. Heh. He was thinking of ways to avoid Aoko, but suck up at the same time when a certain dark-detective walked up to the vehicle.

"Yo." Kaito looked up at Hattori. "Where's Kudou?"

"In my safe box!" Kaito gave a cheery smile, and Hattori gave him a weird stare.

"Ya know, I don't wanna know. I just get a feelin' that I won't be seein' ya for a while…" At that Kaito pouted and continued to make a low whine noise. "Kudou's wrong, ya know." Kaito tilted his head in question. "Ya nota cat, ya a full blown puppy." Kaito gave him a confused look as the dark-skinned detective walked away.

"hmm, is being a puppy a bad thing or a good thing?" Kaito asked himself and the medic gave him an annoyed look.

-("Safe Box"; Shinichi)-

Well, the box wasn't so bad now that he had a book to read and was told that everything was going fine. Ran was safe, Kaito was being an idiot, and the other two detectives had to deal with said idiot instead of him. To bad the whole place was white, that he could do without. According to 'Jii-san' as Kaito likes to call the spunky old man, he was to stay here until Kaito was done with whatever he was doing on the computer. He was just sure that the other boy was buying his time, postponing the punishment that he was sure to receive.

Which lead Shinichi' thoughts back down the road of revenge. He was thinking of putting up a nice Seashore wallpaper in his room, and maybe in the library too. Oh! A nice crystal fish for the kitchen table, and maybe a fish doorknob for all the doors in the house. He could also glue a certain picture frame shut too. Nothing to harmful to the picture, just something annoying to clean off, after all he didn't want to piss off Kuroba-san; just Kaito. He was going to make sure that Kaito regretted ever teaching him some of the tricks that he did.

After all making him worry in a giant white box was not a good way to make a happy Shinichi. He knew how to take care of himself. Well, he could give Kaito credit for one thing. It really wasn't his case, since Kaito was to one to see the first body. It seemed almost fitting that Kaito had dressed up like him to catch the murderer. Not that he exactly knew happened yet. He just figured since Kaito was back that the murderer had been caught.

Koroshi Kazuya, he was sure that was the murderer. He had found some gold flakes in the scratches that Kaito had found in the wall of the alley. If he could have them looked at he could almost guarantee that they came from a police badge, and the only police officer that was a suspect was Koroshi-san. Not to mention when he did further digging on the laptop in his room, after Hattori had brought back the list of suspects, he had found that his mother had been a children's doctor at a local family clinic. He had access to bomb and medical knowledge that he would need to insert a bomb into a human body.

Shinichi smiled up as noises of someone walking around above him caught his attention. Well, at least everyone was safe. That's what really mattered to him. He'd make sure to show Kaito how glad he was that the other teen was safe. His smile widening as the hole in the roof opened and a rope ladder was tossed down for him. He closed the book and left it on the futon.

And thus Shinichi's thoughts had once again circled back to Kaito's punishments.

-(Chapter End)-

Here it is! Of course I will have a brief epoluge; manly torturing Kaito. I hope you enjoyed reading!

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