Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Start

"Hey! What just happened to my little mushroom-guy?"

"He got flattened."

"Yes, I noticed. How did you do that?"

"I didn't. That was all Diddy-Kong."

"But he's computer-controlled!"

"Well, then you shouldn't take it personally when he runs you over. Besides, it's just a game."

The go-kart-driving dragon neared the finish and House leaned forward eagerly. A pink blur passed suddenly with a high-pitched squeal of "Peachy!" and a split-second later, the words "2nd Place" appeared on House's half of the screen.

"Damnit! I hate that Peach bitch!"

Wilson grinned and patted House's arm. "It's just a game, you know."