Ж Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Ж

Inukai: This is going to be a long drawn out update…I still have no idea what to write about. It was also giving a lot of troubles to upload with timeouts and what not. Sorry about the wait.

Naruto: I think the reviewers might like a little more SasuNaru action.

Sasuke: Yes lots more… (Ogles Naruto)

Naruto: U-um Sasuke this is a no, no.

Sasuke: Oh but Naru you're so soft.

Naruto: I-Inukai…help!

Inukai: …

Naruto: INUKAI!

Inukai: Okay, okay…Even though this is taking SO much will-power this story is still a mild T you must refrain!


Chapter Five:

Day four: Breaking Day, Midnight Lakes


In the morning the sun would happily greet a greatly irritated Naruto with its golden rays. The sun frowned this morning. There was no Naruto…no 'STOP RISING SO DAMN EARLTY!' shouts or annoyed grumbles of 'Sasuke was almost there'. Yep, Sun knew Naruto had his little 'wet dreams' of Sasuke and him. If Sun could talk he would tell Naruto about Sasuke and his 'dreams'.

Sun searched for Naruto, broadening her rays to feel for Naruto. Ah, the computer. She smiled with a flash of heat. Naruto had found a website of girls and boys writing about pairings in his life. Yes he was surprised at the variety. He had an awkward twitch in his right index finger and left eye as he read a story. He seemed to be stuttering on the beginning of a word before he shook his head and exited out of the screen.

"Let's all pretend we never read that." Naruto said in a disturbed fashion although, these authors seemed to of been very good at twisting his life around. Hm, maybe he should try one of there ideas out. Except the one with Sasuke becoming pregnant…no way that was going to happen (a/n: Even though I really like mpreg).

He started to hum the song 104.5 was playing called Konoha's Techno Mix (A.K.A: NarutoTechnoMix). He started to dance to it as it went on. He honestly started to like this thing called techno. It made you want to dance. 'I should ask Sasuke-teme to download some of these for me…' He glanced at the radio and it read 6:24 A.M so he decided to start showering.


Sasuke got up and hit his alarm clock as an annoying fast paced song came on. He instead put in the CD he had bought so he could burn all his favorite songs on.

Track 1: Cold-Crossfade

He loved this song so bad that he had to download it. He had accidentally heard it some day when he had let Sakura come over. She said something about loving his radio and crap but he wasn't listening. She had changed the station to 93.1 and the song had come on. She was about to change it but Sasuke stopped her and he really liked it. Sakura feigned liking the song also and listened to about 6 more rock songs and then changed it to J-pop. This was okay with Sasuke. All the song had reasonable beats and he could see why so many females find it addictive. It's a really nice genre of songs.

"I really wanted you to see the screwed side of me that I keep, locked inside of me so deep it always seemed to get to me…" He started to sing as he walked into the shower radio with him. His bathroom was large so the radio fit nicely on the sink. He tested the water before getting in a showering slowly.

He decided on hot water today and steam filled the bathroom quick. He did a small 'yippee' when his other favored song called 'Phenomenon' came on. Oh goodness…Sasuke tried to fight off the nagging urge to do it but. 'Oh crap…their moving…I'm moving! Oh no I'm going too!' Sasuke finally gave in and started to dance to the song. Bobbing his head quite fast and moving his feet to the beat. Oh how he loved this. It was like an awesome rush and he couldn't help it. So he danced.


Naruto danced right into the shower and right out to Konoha's Techno Mix. He loved the song but it started to end so he slowed down as a song called Children by Robert Miles came on. 'Oh man this song is sweet! I have to get this one too!' He thought and wrote it down.

He was panting a bit as he dried off but soon recuperated and pulled out a baby blue shirt that reminded him of Rei and some camouflage pants. He put on black combat boots underneath. He found a choker in the midst of his shopping bags that he never put away. He customized it so that it said Naru in golden yellow colors slanted and in a cursive like form. He quickly tied the boots and walked out of the door towards Sasuke's house to pick him up.


Sakura looked at herself in the mirror with the kimono on. She smiled at her chest. She had not fully grown but always wanted them to look big and Naruto had gotten a fairly tight kimono that fit her curves perfectly and had padded breast cups. 'Ha, that'll put Ino to shame!' Sakura thought and winked to her self.

She took off the kimono and put on a white version of her Chinese dress, the circle now and lining now red. She put her head plate on a red cloth last night knowing her outfit. She put on red steel toed boots with no heels and headed down stairs.

Rei was making the ever so famous waffle (a/n: WAFFLES KICK PANCAKES ASS!), bacon, and sausage breakfast. She set a plate for her daughter and herself. Sakura's father Haruno Hayashi always said breakfast slowed him down.

When Hayashi had come downstairs he seemed to of just pass them.

"Ohayou Hayashi," Rei said in a beaten voice. Hayashi turned his head the other way as if he was too good for her. Hayashi was an ANBU and Rei was a highly skilled chuunin in ranking but actually considered as a jounin. She was picked to become an ANBU but simply refused knowing he daughter needed someone to be there for her.

Hayashi was always complaining about Sakura being a disgrace until he found out Godaime was teaching his daughter. Since birth Sakura loved her father the most no matter how bad she was treated. Hayashi had originally long white hair and green blue eyes but he dyed it complaining about it standing out to much in missions. He dyed his hair a purple black and put it in a low ponytail. He had his ANBU uniform on but mask pulled to the side. He stole a waffle and started to chew on it in silence. Rei didn't hit his hand with the spatula like she usually would in the past.

Rei knew why Hayashi was silent. He had a mission to assassinate a traitor who had run to Sound. He was the only survivor to come back after the mission was completed. On the mission were his sister and a few other friends. His only was also his only living main family member at the moment while his mother fought of leukemia. The Haruno were no famous clan but were well known for their expertise in genjutsu's.

"I—," She started but was cut off.

Hayashi finished and began to leave but Rei stopped him.

"Hayashi," She said in a stern voice.

"What Rei," He said in a perturbed tone.

"Make it quick I have work, Rei." He always said her name in a mocking tone. It angered her and this morning if he were to screw up with his stuck up attitude she was going to crack.

"Don't be so mean to Okaa-chan, Tou-san." Sakura spoke up for her mother. Rei's hand tightened on the handle of the pan as she heard Hayashi scoff.

"Be quiet you little pansy you have nothing to important to say." Hayashi said and turned back to the door. Rei was thankful the food was done because in her fury she threw it towards her husband.

"FIRST OFF HAYASHI YOU ARE A LITTLE TOO COCKY FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD! SECOND OUR DAUGHTER IS NOT A DAMN PANSY! THIRD AND FINAL DO NOT SCOFF OR SNICKER LIKE THIS FAMLIES TOO DAMN GOOD FOR YOU! WE ARE ALL HUMANS HARUNO AND NO MATSUMOTO TAKES THIS KIND OF TALK FROM YOU!" She yelled revealing her true name to us fellow readers. Matsumoto Rei. In the village of the mist there was a secret clan called Matsumoto. They were a family of rogue Nins that were constantly under assassination attack and if any of them were in trouble they would all form again. They were a force not to be reckoned with. What they lack in numbers they make up for in strength, stealth, intellect, and ability. The family was also mixed with lots of hekkai genkai powers so they most definitely were not safe to be around. They all broke away from each other and went under cover after a long war against the Mist village.

The man Rei had married had killed her father but it didn't hit her as much as she thought it would. She never liked him yes but it was still her father so she is still quite hurt.

Hayashi was silent and is eyes saddened. "I am sorry Rei but this won't work. I'm calling a divorce." He said silently and walked out the door. Rei closed her eyes and nodded.

"Wait daddy you c-can't just leave like that!" Sakura tried to run after him but was held back by Rei. "Okaa how could you let him leave," Sakura cried into her chest. "He can't be serious!" She asked with tearful eyes.

"Sweetheart he's just as serious as he'll ever be. I agree with him to divorce." She said patting her daughters head. "You should go off to training. You look nice by the way." She said. Sakura's head fell and she wiped her tears and walked after her father.

Rei looked at her husband and daughters leaving figures with a flash of her green eyes and then her eyes saddened. The striking green dulled and tears fell freely from her face. "Please don't kill him." She whispered as she sat down at the table letting out all her tears.


Sasuke loved dancing. Just like Naruto he danced right out the shower smiling brighter than ever. He danced to his closet, his bed, his kitchen, and right back to his room. He didn't take time to notice that someone had entered the large manners gates by the time he reached his room. He lowed down the radio a bit because it got a little too loud and now he just bobbed his head slowly.

'Hmm I wonder when Naruto's coming over today.' He said as he took off his towel.

Hmm let us see, 6:41 A.M. There you go Sasuke, exact time Naruto walked into your room and you took off the towel.

Standing there in all his naked glory Sasuke stood shocked. Naruto's eyes wouldn't stop twitching as he fought with himself and Kyuubi not to look down.

"Oh Kami-sama, Sasu I didn't mean it…" he said in apology as he turned around. A few minutes of silence and movement was all that wandered around until movement was heard. Sasuke had pulled on a maroon shirt and khakis and black shoes. He had also bought a choker just like Naruto's that said in bright scarlet letters Sasu (a/n: And I bought a choker that said NaruSasu XD! Kidding, kidding!).

"Are you ready to go?" Sasuke asked in a light voice surprising Naruto that he wasn't mad at him.

"Yeah always, come on." Naruto said happily and grabbed Sasuke's hand.


Sakura arrived at the training grounds with a dark aura around her. She couldn't believe what was happening to her family. The divorce was going to be on the day of the festival so she had to say no to Naruto. She felt like total shit (YES!) after what had happened.

"I don't hate you…" she said in a small voice.

"Excuse me what?" Naruto said in a truly innocent voice jumping Sakura.

"Oh nothing Naruto, about t-the festival…" She started off her voice faltering because of Naruto's saddened face. She couldn't help it. She was way too soft inside now and couldn't refuse. "I would be glad to come! I love the kimono by the way!" She said getting into her girly mood.

"Oh I'm so glad! Sasuke-teme was all like don't get her that one get her some random white and red one but I told him pink and red were definitely you! But now seeing this dress I might exchange!" He said holding Sakura's flipped hand.

"Pfht thank goodness you picked it out! I wonder if Sasuke there has any fashion sense at all!" She said brightly smiling at Naruto.

"Now we're talking Sakura! So glad you're over him! I couldn't wait!" He said and smiled just as bright, might as well be more.

Ah the day seemed wonderful; sunny skies, lightly breezy days, mild temperature. Oh yes it couldn't get any be—

"SUP!" Kakashi yelled to his students disrupting their peaceful demeanor.

"You're—fuck it you know you're late by now…" Sakura brushed it off. Naruto gave her a low five and they winked at each other. Sasuke who was observing this snorted in amusement and looked the other way.

"Am I really? It's only…" he glanced at his watch. "11:00 A.M!" He said smiled with arched eyes. Team 7's eyes twitched realizing they waited for four hours. What was worth it? Hm, let us see…rock ass bodies and powers that were the shit so there was definitely something there to wait for. Kakashi passed a glance over the team and smiled. "So what do you guys want to do today?"

"O.M.S" Sakura said plainly.

"Team up." Naruto backed his wants.

"Annihilation," Sasuke said in a low voice and everyone looked at him with a shocked look.

"Um Sasuke, sweetheart, you do realize that almost killed us last time right?" Naruto said trying to get Sasuke to change his mind but Sasuke only closed his eyes and shook his head.

"We need to get better. And don't you want to test the now Ninja Dummies?" Sasuke said and left Naruto and Sakura to ponder.

"Meh, true I'm in. Annihilation Kakashi-sensei," Sakura said shrugging her shoulders. Naruto did the same and nodded his head.

"Annihilation it is my students!" He said brightly and they were 'popped' into oblivion.


Annihilation: A team is out in the middle of a No Trespassing zone full of extremely deadly Ninja Dummies. They most fight them off with no help from their Jounin Teacher, if they die meh, their own fault.


"Sasuke-teme no matter what you say or do we're never doing another fucking annihilation! I will personally beat the shit out of you if you even mention the word! Sakura almost died AGAIN!" Naruto yelled at his boyfriend in pure anger. "Yeah sure you and I are fine and kicking but she probably has a mental condition after all those genjutsu's back firing on her!"

"Dobe, she's fine trust me gosh." He said hoping he shut Naruto up.


Later in the night, some time around midnight Sasuke presumed Naruto dragged Sasuke out. With no girl with Team 7 was quite nice. The male part of the children were now holding hands and walking towards a meadow Naruto claims to of seen during there…dare I say it? Annihilation…hm, no attack…I seem safe to far.

Finally after a few miles Sasuke and Naruto sat down at the shore of a lake. It truly was pretty. Fireflies engulfed the area and flew around happily. Naruto leaned on Sasuke's shoulder as the shifted their feet in the water.

"This somewhat reminds me of my Sharingan-dream." Naruto said breaking the calming silence. Sasuke smiled and nodded. "It was nice until I went through the realization of probably never being with you."

"Dobe…" Sasuke played out in a playful mocking tone. "Don't say that. Of course by now we had to be together!" He said and pecked Naruto's nose causing Naruto to blush.

They looked at each other and the temperature in their bodies rose as the hormonal heat clouded their senses. Sasuke's eyes lidded half way as he held Naruto's chin and started to lean down. Naruto's eyes were already closed and he also leaned closer.

'Our second kiss…' Naruto thought and smiled at Kyuubi in his inner mind.

"Good work, twerp. Good work," Kyuubi praised him and Naruto closed the distance. Sasuke kissed Naruto until they finally felt lightheaded so he let go and moved lower.

"Mm, ah, yes Sasuke. M-more…" Naruto moaned out to him.

"Oh Naru," Sasuke panted. "Where did you learn those words?" He said in a husky voice as he lifted Naruto's shirt. Naruto gave another plethora of whimpers and pleasurable groans until he in a small moan,

Only one clear thought went through his mind that night…I'm never going to walk the same again.


Inukai: Hmm I wonder what Rei means by please don't kill him? Will Naruto be able to actually walk in the morning? What is this dark past that Rei holds? How will we find out!

Naruto: Inukai…you're making another chapter for Rei so they'll find out.

Sasuke: Yeah and 'Blind' isn't complete baka.

Naruto: So please stop freaking out you're screaming could wake the dead.

Sasuke: She's more like speaking in a shrill voice.

Inukai in freakishly deep normal mean I'm going to murder you like Itachi did your family (Sasuke: HEY!) voice: What are you trying to imply with shrill?

Naruto: I swear to god don't speak like that again I almost had an accident.

Inukai: O.o…my bad then…um swearing is bad Naruto don't do it and not to god! He's to holy swear to gosh!

Naruto: And gosh is who?

Inukai: …o.o…who is gosh?

Sasuke: It's just a phrase baka.

Inukai: Is baka like Naruto's dobe or something? Cause I could call you Chibi Ita!

Sasuke: …what?

Inukai: Chibi Ita as in small Itachi…Oh god, you and I both know I love Itachi!

Naruto: Hey! You said not to say God!

Inukai: Stop saying his name in vain! I was speaking to him Naruto!

Naruto: …oh okay then…

Inukai: Oh yeah and I hate Sasuke but love ITACHI! Hmm I love how they spell his name though…SasUKE. I dub SasUKE: girly man SasUKE!

Sasuke: I'm going to murder my mother for that…

Itachi: Gotcha covered!

Inukai: AHH! –Squealing insanely- ITACHI!

Itachi: …hello?

Inukai: Oh my gosh! I love you! –Glomps-

Itachi: …comfy…

Inukai: Hey I definitely like you better. SasUKE never called me comfy! The asshole…

Naruto: Please get back to the point!

Inukai: Oh yes! –Settles her self in Itachi's lap- Oh really comfy…but a part of it's a bit…hard…meh anyways I love to death all you reviewers ¤hands out thousands of plushies¤ have fun you guys!

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