Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. THIS CHAPTER IS VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY LEMONY! Kinda of point too...
ALSO YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THE PRE-CONVERSATION AND POST-CONVERSATIONS!
Inukai: WHY! WHY CAN'T I OWN IT!
Sasuke: …wait a minute…I'm not being molested! Where'd Megumi go?
Inukai looks around before shrugging shoulders: Ah we—
Megumi: HELLO WORLD!
Inukai: Oh great the crazy mofo's back…
Megumi: In the last few chapters I wasn't here I have finally gotten over Sasuke…
Everyone: GASP!
Sasuke: NOOOOOO…I mean uh n-not like I c-care uh…YAY?
Inukai: You care don't you…?
Sasuke: …no…
Inukai: Aw I'll love you!
Sasuke: NO!
Inukai glares: …you hurt my feelings…Well I have a cousin who loves you…
Sasuke: Oh how old is she? She is a she right?
Inukai: Yeah she's a girl and she thinks you're hot…but…
Sasuke: But…?
Inukai: She's only four years old…Oh and hey Megumi since you don't like Sasuke who do you like?
Megumi: …well…
Inukai: Well?
Megumi: KAKASHI!
Kakashi: Wait what the hell!
Inukai: Morning how it be?
Kakashi looks at Megumi: AHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Sasuke: Take it like a man!
Megumi: You're so mean! Why are they mean to me and not Inu!
Inukai: Lol that's actually a very good question…Let's calculate…Itachi seems to like me in a friendly way…
Itachi mutters: That's what you think…
Inukai stares: …anyways…Gaara is my lover but I share him with Sato-chan…
Gaara: Who I must say…is cool…
Inukai: What?
Gaara mumbles again: She's cool…
Inukai: Can't hear you!
Gaara: I LIKE HER DAMN'T HAPPY NOW!
Inukai: HEY! I like her too but don't start sleeping around!
Megumi: While you guys fight I'll do it. And let us see Naruto likes you lots but wants to be in more pre-story conversations…
Naruto: Yes please!
Inukai: Alright I can arrange that…
Megumi: And Sasuke has a fire of love for you.
Sasuke: Stop bull shiting damn't!
Inukai looks at paper: Um…she's not…and this paper writes down the truth auto…ma…tic...ally… -looks at Sasuke-before we run screaming I'll answer you question…she's four and she's really cute…but annoying…
Sasuke: I'm loved by a four year old…sadness…
Inukai sighs: I'll love you but not like Megu.
Sasuke eyes Inukai: Okay…but you can't like Itachi then!
Itachi: Wait…what!
Inukai: Oh get over it damn't!
Itachi grabs Inukai: The maiden can love who ever!
Side conversation
Megumi: I hope she realizes the Uchiha brothers are fighting over her…
Kakashi: I think she realizes…
Megumi: I know Inu she's denser than a rock…
Kakashi: Does Gaara know this?
Naruto: Yes…
Megumi: Yeah he knows but Inukai still loves him even though the Uchiha bro's…
Naruto: Yeah…
End side conversation
Sasuke: You can only love one Uchiha!
Inukai: Don't make me hate you again!
Itachi: Yeah stop being a baby Sasuke!
Kakashi: A jealous one!
Sasuke: SHUT UP! Go ahead! Hate me! I don't care!
Inukai: Alright then I hate you!
Itachi: Don't hate him you'll hurt his feelings maiden.
Inukai with tears in eyes: I don't care he asked for it!
Sasuke: Wait! Honestly? I was just joking! Don't hate me!
Itachi: See?
Inukai: I thought so!
Megumi: Don't deny your love for Sasuke!
Inukai and Sasuke: WHAT!
Inukai: I don't love him my cousin does…
Megumi: Hey wait a minute…isn't that the cousin that calls him Brianna?
Inukai holding in laughter: Pfffffffffffffffhhhhhhhttttt……….YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Chapter 13: EXTRA LEMON SCENE WITH SASUKE AND NARUTO FOR ALL YOU LOYAL 80 REVIEWERS! (Sasuke: YAY! Naruto: WHAT! Inukai: YAY! Now shut it!)
Recovery and Children (Sasuke: I'm not getting pregnant am I? Inukai: We are not on good terms so please shut the hell up!)
Bee—
Inukai: OH SHIT WAIT!
Megumi: Oh come on what!
Inukai huggles Sasuke: This isn't sorry or anything…but happy birthday! We all love you…except me…
Everyone talking: Oh yeah…you forgot...me too…yeah…my bad…we forgot Naruto's last year too…yeah that was fun…when the party starts? I dunno ask either Inukai or Megu…yeah oh we have to sing…great…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SASUKE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU!
Sasuke: Well then thanks to everyone but you.
Inukai: I'm throwing your party!
Sasuke: Oh I love you Inukai!
Everyone: FINALLY MAN!
Sasuke and Inukai part: NOT LIKE THAT DAMN'T!
Beep…beep…beep
Sakura crystal green eyes were lidded by paling blue skin as she was held in a coma. They had rush her into the hospital she felt everything though…every mistaken thrash into wall the not so gentle placement into the bed and every needle inserted her.
She finally let all see her bright highlighter green eyes to see her childhood crush crying her with watery ebony eyes. She tried to lift her right arm and succeeded as she dragged her hand on top of his head. He looked up and barely managed smiled at seeing her flushed alabaster face and blue veins visible to all.
She smiled too not wanting him to feel left out and croaked out extremely hoarse words. "Hey Sasuke," She said and started to cough. Sasuke smiled and nodded in answer. She smiled wider and stuck out a tongue. "Don't w-worry I'll be fine…" She said trying to deep breathe but instead started coughing again. She wanted to ask about Naruto but was silenced by Sasuke's finger.
Sasuke got up and nodded apologetically as he walked out to Naruto's room. She looked at him move out of the room and nurses come in. She closed her eyes as she felt her veins burn with the new medicine.
She slowly slipped into sleep as the medicine took affect…
"Sasuke how is she?" Naruto said in his same small voice as the green chakra focused itself into the cloth on his eyes. The wires jingled as he turned to the right towards his sound
"How do you know it's Sasuke?" Sasuke replied giving him a quick kiss on the lips. Naruto held onto his collar and him kept there kissing him longer than intended.
"Nnh Naruto," Sasuke moaned and gasped as he parted for air.
"Sasuke," Naruto said as Sasuke started to walk away. He saw a large blush on his face and Sasuke smirked.
"Yes Naru-chan?" He said slyly and Naruto blushed again much deeper.
"C-Could I um," His hands twitched. "Could I see you?" He stuttered out and Sasuke's face contorted into confusion. It took him a while before finally realizing what Naruto was saying. They already took it a step further but this meant he might have to be in a uke position. 'Ah hell,' Sasuke thought and started to take off his clothes.
L-E-MON LEMOOOON!
He straddled on top of Naruto and took Naruto's hands letting them rest on his shoulders. Naruto let his hands wander downwards towards Sasuke now extremely sensitive nipples. He tweaked them a bit making Sasuke produce the most delicious sound he had ever heard.
He moved lower and played with his abs and chest area then put his hands on his back playing with that area for a while before cupping his butt. Sasuke jumped forward causing friction between the two's lower areas. They moaned simultaneously as Sasuke bent forward to kiss Naruto. Still connected to his lips he started to rock back and forth.
"S-Sasuke s-stop unh, hold on…" He said and he started to fumble with the hospital dress. Sasuke being the persistent one pulled it up already and positioned himself on top of Naruto ready for the pain already. "Put me inside Sasuke…" Naruto said a little breathless. Sasuke whined out a yes as he slowly went down on top him.
He cried out and grabbed Naruto's hand. "Naruto…it hurts!" He whined out and Naruto kissed his cheek cooing to him it'll be okay. Sasuke's hand squeezed Naruto's tightly as he went part way.
"Does it feel better now?" Naruto said softly as Sasuke tried settling himself on him. Sasuke weakly nodded his head and sat back up. "I would move for you but I'm the disabled one." He joked and Sasuke smiled. He was glad Naruto couldn't see the little tears running down his eyes. He pushed himself up and pushed back down roughly. He cried out in pain and pleasure as a feeling surged through him.
"Naruto it feels good!" He groaned as he slowly went down on Naruto's member. Naruto himself started to groan at the feeling of being inside his lover. Even though Sasuke was seme he couldn't help but wanting to do this again.
For some reason no matter how feminine Sasuke might look or act he still had some air of superiority around him. He was knocked back to reality when he felt Sasuke put his member in deeper and all the way.
Sasuke started to bounce on top of Naruto's lap quickly wanting release soon. "N-Naruto," He panted out as his hips and knees cried out in pain from straddling on him. He felt it coming…the feeling that made you want to scream…made you want more…slowly but it was there.
He gasped when he felt Naruto's long fingers brush against his erect member making him cry out. Naruto feeling his lover's erection made him himself a bit more excited. He pumped slowly making Sasuke want more.
"H-hurry Naruto faster…" He panted out once again. The noises Sasuke produced made Naruto grab his sides and lift him up only to bring his down harshly again. Sasuke cried out and he started to feel the familiar warm feeling in the lower part of his stomach. He repeatedly did the same motion over and over again until Sasuke finally cried out. He had hit the spot…he hit it wantonly making Sasuke gasp and the random pleasure. He knew he was ready when Sasuke's grip tightened and he started to bounce up and down faster. "N-Naruto I'm going too!" He yelled and was about to co—
LEMON DONE WAAAA!
"Sasuke get off of him…" A deep female voice said in a monotone pitch. Sasuke gasped and grabbed the sheet pulling it over his chest like a female would.
"Wait, what are, you doing here!" He said in a squeaky tone. He looked at the lady, now dubbed Tsunade and four other people behind her. Shikamaru, a dead Hinata, Kiba, and…Chouji…what the hell are they doing here! Sasuke squeaked like a little girl again and hid underneath the covers. "Why didn't you tell me they were here!" Sasuke yelled still in a squeaky voice.
"Um, Sasuke…" Naruto was cut off by his lover.
"Why couldn't you tell me huh? You couldn't see they came?"
"Sasuke…"
"What!"
"I'm blind…"
"Oh…right…" Sasuke said guiltily. Tsunade cleared her throat making Naruto's eyebrow rise.
"Speaking of which what are you doing here? You're done with the chakra transfer today." He said and Tsunade sighed.
"You have visitors." She said impassively making Naruto squeal also. He reached for Sasuke successfully and pulled him close with one arm and pulled the sheet up with the other. Sasuke curled up to Naruto hiding from them.
"Hello visitors who are killing the mood. Hi, how is it, I'm fine, your good, bye." He said and waved them out.
"Oh come on Naruto that's rude Hinata even snuck out to see you!" Kiba retorted and Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"Okay then hello Hinata, there I directed one to her alone happy now? Please leave I have unfinished business that sure as hell wants to be finished!" He said and Sasuke jumped up and pointed at them accusingly.
"Um…can I just leave now?" Hinata said in a small voice.
"No! You snuck out to see Naruto and you're going to see him!" Kiba yelled.
"But I saw him—…"
"Your dad almost killed me when he caught me sneaking you out so you're going to stay damn't!" Kiba yelled again shutting her up.
"Sasuke get dressed." Tsunade said in the same monotone voice again as she walked over to Naruto. "I don't know if you guys were humping each other at the same speed of the beep or what but Naruto it stopped."
"What does that mean does that mean that he went blind!" Sasuke yelled in confusion and panic.
"No Sasuke," Naruto said making the blanket wrapped Sasuke look at him with teary eyes.
He wasn't looking at a cloth…he was looking into bright sapphire eyes…
Neji fell next to Inara panting with bruised lips. Inara collapsed also eyes closed tightly as he tried to catch his breath. He had the ride of his life with Neji.
"Is it okay?" Inara asked hesitantly. Neji looked at him and smiled.
"Yes," Neji said cupping his cheek. "It's okay," He said and kissed Inara's nose.
"Right then, we'll have a child in approximately three months!" Inara said happily and Neji chuckled.
"You mean nine months right?" Neji giggled. Inara looked at him with confused face and then nodded his head.
"Yeah nine months same thing…" Inara said waving his lover off. Neji smiled and shook his head.
"Come on Inara we should go and bathe." He said gently and Inara jumped off the bed to follow him.
"Hey, you forgot, what about the dye and contacts?" He asked pulling at his hair. Neji's face suddenly contorted into a disgusted look and took on a green color. "Neji…Neji? Neji-kun what's wrong!" Inara said a little afraid.
"I'm sorry but it's scary how similar you look like to Hanabi and I just…ugh…" He said and walked into the bathroom dragging his feet. Inara giggled and pushed Neji in.
"Neji," He whispered in a dangerously sly voice making a shiver run up Neji's back. "You should like me anyway." He said and walked into the tub turning the shower on. Neji looked at Inara one more time before shaking his head.
When he stepped in he picked Inara up and pushed him against the tile wall. "Ready for round 2?" He said and started to kiss Inara's neck.
"Neji-kun…" Inara managed out.
Inukai: YAY!
Sasuke: You made me a uke baka I hate you!
Inukai: OH! So now you hate me!
Sasuke: I always hated you bitch!
Inukai: You little asshole see THIS is why no one likes you!
Sasuke: Why because I hang out with you!
Inukai: No because you're such a damn pain in the ass! I wonder why Itachi didn't kill you with the rest of the damn Uchi—
Megumi: Whoa there Inu slow down no need for that.
Naruto: Sasuke stop acting so rude you're lucky she still cares!
Inukai: I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM AT ALL!
Itachi: Maiden…
Inukai: Sorry…
Naruto: See she says sorry!
Inukai: I wasn't saying sorry to the bitch of a—!
Megumi: Inukai!
Naruto: Inukai stop it.
Inukai: Stop blaming me damn't it was his fault!
Sasuke: How is everything I do to you my fault! You ever considered that it was probably you that hurt me feelings! Huh?
Everybody turns to Sasuke!
Sasuke: You ever thought that sometimes the things you say hurt!
Inukai: No Sasuke I didn't okay! Maybe it was because I was already dealing with my problems! I didn't know anything…Megumi even said it…I'm denser than a rock.
Naruto: Megumi didn't mean it…don't take it that way.
Itachi: Maiden remember never cry till you fall get up and fight till the end.
Inukai: Yeah…I know…Gomen Na sai Sasuke…
Sasuke: …Gomen…
Megumi: Great now hug!
Inukai and Sasuke hug!
Megumi: Every one hug!
Neji and Gaara watching everyone hug…
Neji: Ah oh Megumi's coming…
Gaara: And Inukai…great just hug me…
Neji eyes Gaara: You're going to fall that easy Sabaku?
Gaara: Would you rather die Hyuuga? Choice is yours.
Neji: What ever…–hugs Gaara-
Inukai: Ready Megumi!
Megumi: Ready!
Inukai and Megumi: YOUR WELCOME SATO-CHAN –pushes Gaara and Neji together making them kiss-
Later that night…
Inukai: We finally got everyone drunk…including you…
Megumi: Whaa iiiit waaasent maaa fooolt daaa reeed stuuuu waa goo (what it wasn't my fault the red stuff was good)
Inukai: Look at Gaara and Itachi Megu.
Megumi: Who Megu? Me Megu? I Megu!
Inukai whispers: Your welcome Sato-chan…-taking pictures of Itachi and Gaara furiously making out-
Megumi: Ouu these are soft…
Inukai plucks Megumi's hand off: Yep you are so lucky you're my best friend.
Megumi: I want the squishy things!
Inukai: Go get them from Sakura.
Megumi: She has no squishy things!
Inukai cracking up: go b-bother T-Temari t-then HA!
Megumi: No I wanna take your squishy things.
Inukai: And your lucky Gaara and Itachi are 'busy' or else they would've so killed you for this…
Megumi: I feel sick…
Inukai: OH NO! DON'T! YOU! DARE!
Megumi: I feel better now…you got something on your shirt…
Inukai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEGUMI I'M GOING TO KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
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