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Sasuke giggles

Inukai: …did you just gigg—never mind…

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Gaara: …yeah…

Outside the windows of the Hyuuga mansion explosions and jutsu after jutsu was going off. Neji held onto Inara as he trembled in fear. Every odd moment they would turn invisible and Neji would have to calm Inara down.

"I-If they come in here Neji they'll kill you…" Inara hiccupped to his lover. He and Neji were inside a closet after hearing them blast open the front gates. Neji constantly tried to quiet Inara down or else they'd here them.

"Inara you have to trust me I'll be fine." He said giving him a chaste kiss on the forehead. Inara whimpered when he heard yelling and a scream from the room next to them. 'Other people stayed in the house too…' Neji thought as her heard feminine screams and male grunts.

"We're looking for Awari Inara we know one of you Hyuuga bitches took him!" They heard and Inara gasped.

"Phoenix?" He whispered and Neji roughly turned his head towards him.

"What did you say!" He whispered harshly. He knew about Matsumoto Phoenix he was currently the second strongest one other than their leader. If he were to find them Neji knew he would die. He couldn't tell Inara that no way, he would keep it to himself this time.

"H-His names Phoenix…he's my…he's my…" Inara tried but couldn't get the words out. He was with Neji and they've went so far so quick that he choked on the words he couldn't get out. He decided to let Neji put two and two together. "M-My real last name isn't Awari…its Hidemo Inara…" He said and then swallowed before continuing. "Phoenix's last name is Awari…"

Neji looked at him confused before his eyes widened. "You whore…" He said and pushed Inara off of him. The sudden movement made Inara yelp and then Neji realized what he had just done. He was about to say sorry until a large crash shook the room. It made Inara jump away from the red hot wall and cover his ears. He was making silent screams with his mouth wide open and tears running down his face as he pressed his ears tightly against his head. Neji was confused and looked around and then looked at the wall. The closet was the safest place in his room since the walls were made of steel but the steel was an angry red. He saw Inara's arm and looked at sizzling flesh.

"I know you're in here koi…" They heard a deep manly voice say. "Come out come out where ever you are…Inara…"

Neji's voice caught in his throat and was replaced with a lump of fear. He slowly backed away from the door a delusional Inara behind him. He vaguely remembered the picture of the man; bright orange eyes, red hair, black stripes on either side of his face. Killed over 1,000,000…power fire and sound…

Neji felt the wall farthest from the wall and jumped away at the searing heat. He hissed in pain and looked to the side to see a panting Inara. He took his hand and wrote out…What's happening?

Inara did the same. If I disobey him he uses some type of sonic attack and a loud ringing targets me and me alone. It's messing with my head.

Neji figured it out barely by Inara's shaky fingers and looked around. It started to get really hot…very hot…

"He knows we're in here." Neji said suddenly out loud. "He's using his powers to trap us in here like an oven!" he yelled.

"What! What's going on!" Inara yelled in frustration.

"Get out…we have to get out!" He yelled as he started to focus all his chakra into his feet.

"I don't understand! WHAT'S GOING ON?" Inara yelled and Neji kicked with all his might exploding the door open. He almost froze on spot as he saw the smirk on the mans' face.

'Oh God we're gonna die… we're gonna die… we're gonna die… we're gonna die… we're gonna die…' was all that was going through his mind. All that went through his mind…all he just yelled…possibly his last word.

"RUN!"

Sasuke was now sitting on a chair in Naruto's jacket that was quite big on him and his big white t-shirt he had thrown on and some khaki shorts with white and black shoes. He curled up like a cat in a fetal position on the chair waiting for Naruto to finish up and sign out.

"I wonder why they haven't hit the hospital yet…" Tsunade sighed, startling Sasuke. He looked up and with sad eyes before slowly nodding. "Fix your face you look like you're constipated or something." She said and Sasuke actually chuckled.

"I don't know," He suddenly answered Tsunade's first question. "Maybe they do have hearts." This comment made Tsunade almost roll off the floor laughing. "Shut up Hokage-sama I'm not in the mood." He said making Tsunade lower her laughs to small giggles.

"What, Sasuke-kun's going through his time of month?" She said making Sasuke blush furiously. He grabbed the nearest chair and chucked it at Tsunade and she crushed it with her fist. She looked up at Sasuke amber eyes gleaming and Sasuke glared back with that ever so famous icy Uchiha glare. They stared at each other fiercely before Sasuke finally turned the other way laying his cheek on his knee.

"Tsunade-sama…" He started off shyly at fidgeted with his fingers. "Remember when I told you that one day I would need a clan…?" He said and then buried his face as it became a little to hot.

"Aw Sasuke-kun wants to become a female!" She said and started laughing again.

"Shut up I'm still Uchiha Sasuke son of the ever so famous Uchiha Fugaku. Don't mess—…" He tried but was cut off.

"With the princess!" Tsunade managed out between laughter and Sasuke then forgot about blushing and got up zipping the overly large orange jacket over his lithe body. He started to walk away but then Tsunade stopped him with strangled waits. Sasuke stopped and turned around sharply the cold glare in his eyes. He was trying this nice thing but Tsunade made him realize that usually he gives off the impression of 'feminism'. He couldn't have that…he'd be nice…well the best way he could.

"Look I want to carry this child okay. I want to take the responsibility to carry my own clan and not become a burden and knock up Naruto who doesn't need to be apart of it! Sure, Naruto said he could've done it if this certain rule dignity didn't apply since he had Kyuubi." He said sitting back down. Tsunade cleared her throat and sat down across from him.

"Have you two thought this out?" She said knowing sometimes Naruto and Sasuke wouldn't be the best parents in the world.

"Yes we thought, we've made up thousands of names even naming it after my brother who for a few seconds I found appealing to be named after but then again there're some things you cannot forgive in life. So we were going to name it either Dante," His reasons hidden... "Or Miyuki because for some reason Naruto thinks Dante was too boyish for a girl."

"Other than the names what about other things, like your body stature in order for you to be able to hold up a stomach and a baby you will have to gain a lot more weight than 91 pounds if you think you can carry a baby with such a frail figure. You're lucky you were blessed with such a feminine body. Rise up your shirt for me?" She asked and Sasuke had a faint blush on his face for a second before walking up to her zipping down the jacket and quickly lifting his shirt. Then he quickly put it back down. "Oh come on don't be such a baby kept it there." She said holding his hands up the second time he lifted his shirt.

"Was there something I missed for the few days I was out?" Naruto said coming up with his white shirt with a green frog on the front and blue jeans. Sasuke looked at him with impassive eyes as he slowly lowered his head to look down at him as he approached. Naruto smiled at him and kissed his nose.

"I don't like you…" He said in an icy tone.

"Well then again you were never my type…" Naruto said wrapping his arms around him.

"Down uke no smex now," Sasuke said making Naruto blush and look the other way. Sasuke petted him and he growled and sat down next to Tsunade to observe. She prodded at his stomach and then made some approving sounds.

"Alright Sasuke if you want I can manipulate your anatomy tonight." She said sighing and sitting back again.

"Wait Sasuke I still would like to carry the child! I mean I am the…female…in the relationship so I could most definitely do it! Don't make this decision if you don't want too…" Naruto extremely reluctant towards his boyfriend becoming pregnant and him who he believes should.

"Sasuke, Naruto's right I think you should think on it for at least two nights or more…hey when's the festival again?" She said pondering. Naruto took a while to count on his fingers but Sasuke automatically answered for him.

"Six days," He said and then pointed out the window at the full moon.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Tsunade and Naruto yelled at the same time and Sasuke just nodded his head.

"Come on Naru let's go," Sasuke said grabbing Naruto's hand and dragging him out of the hospital.

Oh no, Naruto had less than a week to ask Sasuke out. Yes this was a totally different thing! He was his boyfriend and lover but that does NOT mean he would go to the festival with him. Sasuke missed out on all the festivals ever since his family died and he told him he'd never go to another! Naruto couldn't let this happen. He had tried on several occasions yes but it never came out…he must—

"I can't believe the nerve of that woman!" Sasuke started again and Naruto sighed.

"Sasuke she didn't mean anything she just thought that you should—…"

"No she called me wrong in my face!" Naruto sighed being used to Sasuke's voice interrupting his. He was sitting upside down on his couch since they were at his apartment this time. He found that the most comfortable position at the moment and the blood rushing to his head was calming and set a peaceful aura—

"How can that Hokage be like that so dishonorable to her people? I knew we should have never gotten a female Hokage!" He yelled and Naruto started to actually pay attention…

"That person needs to learn some manners. Women are so damn rude and inconsiderate! Damn't Uzumaki listen to me!" He yelled. When Sasuke called Naruto Uzumaki he knows he had crossed a line with Naruto. Now Naruto wouldn't go crazy or anything but he would put some places in order.

"Sasuke calm down there is no need to yell. Women are very sophisticated creatures who you know you can not live with out literally and metaphorically. Our lives would be dull and unpopulated without them so you shouldn't say anything about the female race. Also you shouldn't be a total sexist about her being the first female Hokage. As we both know again there is an unbalance of irregular testosterone in this village that we should learn to appreciate the females we have." He said and turned back upside up. "And don't you ever call me Uzumaki again!" He said crossly and got up to walk into his room. He closed the door quite calmly for some one with Naruto's temper and attitude then Sasuke heard that oh so familiar click of 'you are sleeping on the couch tonight'.

Inukai: I AM GOING TO ADD A CHAPTER OF BEHIND THE SCENES THE MAKING OF BLIND IN HERE! IT'S FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!

Sasuke: NEXT chapter idiot.

Inukai: Oh yes and Dark Iasha I did this chapter and another chapter of 'Behind the scenes' for ya I hope you think Sasuke's manlier and you see why I made him a bit girly.

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Inukai: Sorry lover…

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Inukai: Aru?

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