Blind Chapter 15: BEHIND THE SCENES I, a naruto fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I sure as hell own 'Blind'!

Megumi: We have been getting some private complaints and messages that the beginning of Blind has taken up a lot of space and we should just make a story.

Inukai: So here we are in BEHIND THE SCENES: THE MAKING OF BLIND! …A.K.A: INSANITY

Megumi: A.K.A NOTHING TO DO WITH BLIND!

Inukai: O.O

Megumi: n.n

Inukai: T.T

Sasuke: O.o

Inukai: ¬¬

Megumi: X3

Sasuke: N.N

Naruto: …?

Inukai & Megumi & Sasuke: XD HAHAHAHAHA!

It was amazing, after a long night of partying and drinking and molesting and sleeping with your best friend's boyfriend…and your best friend…and your boyfriend…Megumi seemed to of pulled through with only a negative pregnancy test and a pounding headache.

She sat up and felt something warm cuddled up in her bed next to her. She patted it and it moaned turning on its back. She felt its stomach and then her eyes became large…there was soft basketballs on her bed! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Megumi jumped up and looked at her bed to see an equally naked Inukai lying peacefully on her bed. She solemnly opened bright pink eyes and stared lazily at her.

"No, we did not do anything last night…" She said and got up. "I just slept with you…" Megumi panicked again. "Like best friends do…" Megumi panicked once more! "Except I happen to not be wearing any clothes…" Megumi screamed! "And I have no idea what really happened last night…"

Megumi looked around frantically while the only thing going through her head was…

I slept with the director… I slept with the director… I slept with the director…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

…and then some…

Inukai not new to this at all just got up and started getting dressed. "Good Morning," She said in a smooth voice.

"Good morning, aren't you just a little freaked out by what happened!" Megumi yelled at her best silver haired friend.

Inukai looked up with the same impassive eyes and blinked. "It's not like it hasn't happened before…"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," She yelled again and Inukai shook her head. "How could you not be disgusted from sleeping with your best friend…who is by the way…A GIRL!" She yelled only getting the same look from Inukai.

"Have you forgotten, I have a girl friend you idiot…" She said and Megumi blanched.

"Y-You do? S-since w-when did you b-become g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g…" She stuttered…a lot…

"Bisexual one and two I only like her no one else you idiot."

"Who is she! What the fuck does she look like! WHY DO I CARE?"

"Her name is Moon. She has black hair and green eyes, and because you have a tendency to do it." She said as she was fully dressed.

Megumi looked her friend over and couldn't believe what she heard. I mean the girl had a curvy feminine figure a black trench coat that she ALWAYS wore that never showed at the top yet the bottom showed white denim jeans and black boots. She had long ass silver hair and bluish pink eyes. Nice tan brown skin and…fangs…yes she had fangs…maybe it was like her pointy ears…yes Megumi had pointy ears…

"Okay…in the minds of us this never happened, okay!" She yelled still covered by the sheet.

"If you say so…" Inukai agreed. "Now…get out of my trailer…" She said and Megumi was confused again. She then felt a hand on her hair as it threw her out.

"…w-wait what a-about my c-cloth—…" But the door was already in her face.

So here we start BTS The making of Blind! It's amazing how we just start off randomly with "the morning after" then got…well, here. Today our favorite group of…people are trying to entertain themselves by a water balloon war inspired by Inukai. While everyone threw large, oddly shaped water filled balloons at each other, Sasuke and Megumi were inside perfectly dry.

"Megumi, why aren't you outside being insane like you normally are?" asked Sasuke after a long silence.

"Because, I don't want to get wet, Itachi's trying to get me back for taking pictures of him at your birthday party, Inukai's outside, and someone has to write this chapter of Blind!" Megumi replied, frazzled. Wait…frazzled?

Sasuke looked over Megumi's shoulder and his eyes half lidded. "This is total crap…" He said and Megumi started to whine. She yelled in frustration and threw the cordless keyboard at Sasuke head. Sasuke's eyes suddenly started to water and he started to whine himself.

"Waaaa…" He started off and Megumi looked at him.

"Sasuke don't even try the crying act…" She said even though her lip started to twitch. Sasuke's whine just turned into a defeated ukish bawl of sadness and Megumi started to cry too. "Aw Sasuke please don't cry!" She said and she hugged him.

A wet hyper exhilarated Neji came in hair soaking wet and plastered to his face. He had a dark black t-shirt on and bright orange jeans. "Oh my bad sorry guys continue…" He said but stopped in mid-way. "By the way Megumi…that sucks…this is all being written behind a rock by Inukai…sorry…?"

Megumi looked at Neji and Sasuke once more before making a strangled cry and fainting to the floor.

In the battle field!

"Neji status report…!" Inukai yelled over the battle war cries and spurting of water guns, her fellow teammate Neji had just ducked and had been saved by Naruto another fellow teammate.

"Well at the moment I have good news and bad news…" He said and started to but his hair back up in a, yes, orange ribbon with a pretty bow! (Okay…so that bow part wasn't true but hey! We can dream right?) Inukai had actually opened the trench coat and changed into black shorts and an orange t-shirt. Naruto was spraying relentlessly in a black tank top and orange denim shorts that reached his knees. No one bothered to wear shoes it was funnier when you slipped on your ass…They went through many names…Team Rasengan: A.K.A: Naruto, Inukai, and Neji and Team Chidori (without any Sasuke…): A.K.A: Itachi, Kakashi, and Gaara…

Then things got a little ridiculous…

Flaming Bunnies and Insane Mice of Doom

Then,

BoomShackalacka and Infernal Chickadees of Sunaha (Suna and Konoha for the idiots who don't get it…and for the ones, who did, thank you,)

Finally they settled on…

Neji's Team being Byakugan and Kakashi's Team being Sharingan.

…how lame was that?

Anyway back to the battle field…

"The good news is the Sharingan have agreed to our terms of alliance

But the bad news is that they want to meet in enemy territory." Neji reported to Inukai. She growled.

"This is unacceptable!" Then she poked her head over the wall in front of her and shouted "OI! GAARA! There is no way that Neji's going into your territory until we agree on a peace treaty! Got it?"

She smirked as she heard Gaara's reply: "Fine you lazy- OW! Itachi! Why'd you hit me!"

"Neji, even though they claim to want an alliance with us, I don't trust them. So I'm going with you just in case. Naruto, you stay here and guard our flag. Let's go Neji." Inukai commanded to her teammates. Neji nodded and the two of them started off to the middle of the field.

Across from them Kakashi and Gaara were doing the same thing as Itachi guarded the flag. It must have been fate that sent Megumi and Sasuke out of the studio just as Kakashi and Neji began setting up the terms.

They were standing in the middle…of enemy territories…with white on…white everything on…

"I can feel the danger…" Megumi said as they all stared at them devilishly. Sasuke was frozen stiff as he looked at his small white shirt and pants. He looked at a soaking wet Kakashi platinum hair still awake and spiked, his sharingan was visible but his face was still hidden. He had a wet midnight blue t-shirt sticking to taunt muscles and red pants stuck to defined legs as he looked over at Megumi.

Sasuke's eyes twitched towards Inukai. She too looked like Kakashi…in a sense…platinum hair stuck to her face heavy colored shirt soaked through revealing the lining of a black bra. Short black shorts now looking like a volley ball uniform and long defined legs. Bright pink eyes looked at them in shock as a fang peaked out of her mouth. She was about to shake hands with the man similar to her and her victims had come. Let the fun begin.

"FIRE AT WILL," She yelled at Byakugan and they blanched looking left and right.

"Uh who's will?" Naruto said as he randomly looked around. Inukai sighed and swiftly picked up a rock chucking it at his head. "Will's Sasuke's middle name now fire!"

"What, wait w-what about Megumi!" He yelled flustered not quite ready for fire.

"U-Uh it's her middle name too, FIRE ALREADY!" She yelled pointing at Sasuke but Naruto started to chuckle.

"You know what I find funny…when you say fire we're firing water…ah ha ha…" He took a look at Inukai's face and immediately shut up. "Ha…right…"

"FIRE YOU DAMNED BLONDE!" She commanded and Neji popped out with a random gun and was about to explode on Megumi when.

"W-W-Wait hold on a second!" Kakashi yelled stopping Neji. "Can I shoot her?" Neji looked at him for a second before shrugging and pointing at Sasuke.

"W-W-Wait hold on a second!" Naruto yelled and Neji sighed.

"Yes Naruto you may…" Neji said as he stepped out of Sasuke's spray zone. Naruto giggled evilly and his gun made the actual sound of someone cocking a gun. When Sasuke saw the size of the gun he so wished he had run earlier. The gun was bigger then Naruto's head and barely fit on his shoulder.

"It's called the Water Launcher 4000 Sasuke, isn't it neat?" Naruto said in a small demented voice as the rocket locked on. "Bye, bye, Sasuke-kun…"

As the water ball barely missed Neji and Inukai's faces they looked at it pass and totally demolish Sasuke's dry exterior and then looked back at each other. "That's one big ass water ball," They concluded together and then looked over at the base of Sharingan.

Not remembering a certain Uchiha they made their way there…in Enemy Territory…THE (scary as fuck!) SHARINGAN

Inukai: Megumi just realized something…

Megumi: I did?

Inukai: Well I got it from you and was going to steal it buut…

Megumi pondering…: Oh yeah! What's the point of having a pre and post-conversation if that's what the stories about?

Inukai: It gives it oomph.

Megumi: Meh…

Inukai: STOP STEALING MY WORD!

Megumi: Fine…um…cheese?

Inukai: Meh…that works…

Sasuke: And they have just fallen asleep! This was begun at 8:01 A.M and finished non-stop at 3:31 A.M…the next day…

Naruto: Let's carry them off to bed! I get Megumi!

Sasuke blushes madly: Wait what why!

Naruto: Because she is shorter and has less hair…

Sasuke: Dobe what the heck does that have to do with anything!

Naruto: Because her hair ways a shit load its like 152 inches long that's a lot of strands…

Sasuke: What ever I'll carry her –grabs Inukai's leg and starts dragging her-

Naruto: No like I'm holding Megu bridal style.

Sasuke: OH HELL NO!

Naruto: Oh you little goose.

Sasuke: Shut up I can carry her see! –Lifts Inukai up-

Naruto: Oh lookie Sasuke's a big kid now! Carry her to her trailer.

Sasuke: Wait! AGH!