The Ol' switch-a-roo

Shadow stares at Sonic. "Sonic, someday in gonna get you, just someday..." Shadow's phone rings the ringtone I Am All of me. "WHAT DO WANT?!"

Cream was on the other end. "Hey baby"

Shadow blushes at the fact he yelled at his girlfriend "OH, hi."

Cream asks, "Shadow is it true that you have wallet?"

Shadow put Cream on hold, "I HATE YOU, SONIC!" Gets back on the phone, "Now Cream... don't talk to me for a week." Shadow then hangs up quickly.

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Cream sighs, "He must be having one of his 'episodes'. Better go check on him. Bye Vanilla." Cream covers mouth quickly.

Vanilla's eyes dilate, "WHAT! Did you say, DEAR?!" Vanilla says crazily.

Cream panics, "Um, ah, um, BYE!" and ran out the house slamming the door.

"GET BACK HERE,NOW!!!!!!" Vanilla voice echoes through the world like hell was coming.

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Shadow was running after Sonic. "I'M GONNA BET YOU SO BAD YO-AAAGGGHHH! Fear mu-much greater than my own devilishly handsome stare. It's it's-it's-it's-"

Sonic stops and looks at Shadow and asks, "What happened, Shadow. I've never seen you like this, excepted when you having flash backs about Maria and why do you keep saying 'it's'?"

"It's........." Close up on his lips and he whispers. "Vanilla."

Sonic has a heart attack and passes out.

Shadow panics too, "Holy freedom fries! I'm......alone..."

Tails sudden pops up out of nowhere. " Hi Shad-WHAT HAPPENED TO SONIC!"

Shadow explains to Tails that, "I-he had a heart attack and passed out."

Tails goes Japanese fan girl anime style, "Oh, that's all? Come on I got an invention that."

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Tails point to a spot, "Set Sonic here."

Shadow looked at the machine questionably, " May I ask why there is 2 tubes?"

Tails turned around upset, "DON'T QUESTION MY GENIS!"

Shadow straightens up quickly because he was startled by Tails reaction. "Okay Geez...."

Amy pops up out of nowhere and yells, "Sonikku," but bumps into Tails really hard and into the 2nd tube and the machine accidentally turn on*

Tails screamed, "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sonic wakes up. "Where am I? I can't believe I passed out like that. I hope Tails isn't influenced by my girly seen...OOOHHH who am I kidding, he's gay anyway."

Everyone stares at sonic.

Tails disagreed. "I am not gay and if I was at least I know the definition of the word influence."

Sonic yells at Tails. "Shut-up Tails! Nobody loved you or knew you until I came along so shut-up Tails! SHUT UP!"

Everybody stares at Sonic surprised that he said that to his best friend.

Rouge butts in. "Stop you 2. We have bigger problems. Shadow went to Dr. Eggman because he's emo and Dr. Eggman put a chip in his brain."

Sonic questions Rouge. "How do you know stuff like that, seriously?"

Rouge:"I sit out of the scenes for a reasons."

Sonic get up and looks at himself in the mirror.

Sonic:"Holy God, please tell me I do not look like Tails. I'm a white nerd nerd now! Help! Someone please help! How am I suppose to help Shadow now?"

Rouge:"Calm down Sonic. I was just kidding about that. Look Shadow right here."

Shadow:"I guess I don't have to get you back." *smirk(or devilishly handsome smile)*

Sonic:"Wait if I'm Tails now did I not notice it wasn't me-nevermind."

Tails:"What are you talking about?"

Sonic:"I- Earlier in the chapter -nevermind."

chip comes in looking at his bling bling and cash.

Chip:"Hey guys! What's up!"

Shadow:"Where my emerald, chihuahua?"

Chip:"Look Shadow, I saved it." *pulls out his green chaos emerald* "People on ebay are suckers." (no offense)

Sonic:"True dat Tails! *wink*

Shadow:"MY EMERALD!" *runs to his chaos emerald*

Chip:*put the emerald behind his back* I want 50 dollars total!"

Shadow:"What! Fine!" Gives him 50 bucks*

Chip bite it to see if it's a real 50$. It rips in half and Chipstares as if he did something wrong and stupid.

Chip:"Can I have another, please?"

Shadow:"No! Now give me the chaos emerald!"

Chip:"Fine!" *Hands him the emerald*

As Chip hands over the emerald Froggy comes in between them and swallows the emerald.

Chip: O.O

Shadow:"AAAGGHHH! STUPID GAY GREEN COLORED FROG!!!" *Takes out a his favorite gun and shoots* "DIE!!!"

Big:"Froggy! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Froggy's bloody body lays on the floor. Shadow reaches in his body and guts and gets the green chaos emerald.

Shadow:" Thank you for your service, Chip.

Chip:"Your welcome"Tear drop's from his eye.

Sonic:"Other than what Shadow just did, how do we switch back?"

Tails:"Stand here and I'll stand here, got it?" * Pointing towards the tubes*

"Yeah, Yeah, sure, sure, c'mon." Sonic said impaicencently.

"Amy, just press the red button, ok?" Tails explained.

"Got it." Amy pressed the red button.

Sonic and Tails change back to normal.

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