Sorry I, PaNizNi haven't updated in a while. I lost my will to type the rest of our already written story, but with the help of my brother (Amaterasu Goraikou) harassment I'm going to update to keep my sanity clear. Please enjoy.
Who will Tails choose?
"You're like a five years old and Rouge, is your mother." Shadow observed out loud.
Tails yelled, "Shut up," for the second time.
"Why did you keep on saying shut up?" Shadow questioned.
"Because my calculations say if I say shut up all the time there's a 50% chance that you'll be nice to me." "And what's the other 50%?" "You'll beat me up." Shadow paused and thought how good it be to beat up Miles 'Tails' Prower. "Oh, interesting. Tails, can you stand here?" "Okay."
Sonic butted in. "Tails, stop being stupid don't do that!" "Why?" "Don't worry I won't hurt you, Tails. In a matter of fact I'll feed you everything kitsunes like." Shadow says as he motions him to come to him. "Really, Shadow?" "Tails, No! He'll rape you!"
"Ugh! Sonic, get your mind out the gutter." "Really, Sonic?" "No, Tails but stay away from him anyway." "Um…sure, okay." "Tails why listen to Sonic. He-" "Found me when no one else wanted me." Sonic and Shadow are in awe at Tails's seriousness. Shadow then spoke up. "That was pretty emo. I question your mental stability." "Yeah, man," Sonic agreed with Shadow. "I didn't even know you still remembered that-" "I have photographic memory." "This is why you need to come with me." Shadow says slyly to get Tails to come with him. "Okay!" Tails agrees stupidly, again. "Hey, Tails! You can go with Shadow if you find me a dozen chilidogs." Sonic turns around and whispers, "Sucker." "What was that you said, Sonic." "Nothing! Oh, and as for you Shadow. Why would you need Tails?" "I'm pretty blood thirsty." "Well better Tails than me."
"TRUE DAT, SONIC! True that." Amy yells then relaxes. Sonic backs up slowly. "Ooookaaaay."