Sorry for not updating (for those who are still reading) this story. I didn't feel like typing so I waited until the holidays and after to type. This might be a short chapter. I don't know I haven't typed it yet. LOL enjoy ^^; : 3 Has characters from The OMG Most original fanfic idea ever!! Going to be rate M at the end (I think)

Chaotix, and Genie's, and Flashbacks OH MY!

"I'm back!" Tails magically appeared. Everybody stared in awe, but suddenly a portal open and out came Shahra the Magic Genie. "I'm the ring genie and I will grant you five wishes…" "Um…" Tails looked unsure. "Were the heck am I?! I'm going back and leaves to the song Arabian Whore (if wish to hear this song just request. Okay Guys?).

"What the crap?!" Sonic blurted out. "Hey! That's my line!" Tails complain only to find Death the Hedgehog next to him with a shot gun ready to fire. "Are you sure you want me to shoot you again?" "N-n-never mind…" Tails panicked. "Why Kool-Aid Man still here?" "Oh what are you are you still you doing here?" Then Death points the gun at him. "Um… Kool-Aid Man doesn't know, that's why Kool-Aid Man asked you." "SHUT UP!" "O-okay!" Death about had it with him and shot the Kool-Aid Man anyway. "OH NOES!" His red juices spilled out and died.

"Oww! I have a headache." Amy announced. Cream tugs on Amy's dress. "Where Vector?" "Doodlypop" (Translation: Does anyone have any bubble gum?) Vector says in a high pitch childish voice much like Cream. Knuckles approaches Shadow. "Hey, you've seen Vector?" Shadow's head explodes do to the stupidity he is surrounded by. "Yes! Shadow is dea-OW!" Sonic started rubbing his arm due to the punch Pinky gave him. "And you my lover Death…" "Oh I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Death the Hedgehog. I'm Shadow's long lost brother who was separated from the Space Colony Ark." Shadow implodes back into his original form. "Really?" Shadow looks at his brother in disbelief.

Vector, were in their office listening to music resembling Dragon Ball Z only replacing the word Dragon with Sonic. "Sonic, Sonic. Where the Sonic? Sonic Ball Z, HAAA!" Epsio intervened in an irritated way. "Vector could you please turn that down?" "Shadow, Silver, where's the Sonic? Come, and come get me!" "Vector! I said keep it down and don't say that." "What! Why not!" "Keep it down they're watching us…" Then Cabbage Patch Kids were staring at them from around the corner. "Sooouuuuullllssssss…" Then Charmy came in looking like a zombie. "Sooooullsssssss…" Espio and Vector turn to each other. "CRRRRAAAAPPPP!!!"

Back at the Tails Workshop wher everybody seem to be just hang out. Sonic and Chip were talking about how the heard screaming. Chip asked Sonic asked curiously. " Hey Sonic do you hear that screaming?" "Um… Yeah!" "That reminds me of the time you turned into a werehog." "Oh yeah! I was so beefy and sexy. I was like a chick magnet." "Remember when I fought Dark Gaia …"

*FLASHBACK*

Chip is tussling with Dark Gaia right when Sonic get ready to help Chip out foreal. "Sonic I need you to go to a special place on my body." "Yes Chip." Sonic affirmed. "Your risking your life for the hole world." "Yes Chip I'll do anything." "I need you to go between my legs." "… What? What do you mean?" "My penis…." "Um… -" "Oh, and if it become a steep climp that's just a reflex plus if you get wet it's your fault that your soooooo HOT!!!" "GAH!"

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Sonic was now pale from the memory. "I will never, ever be the same. EVER!!!!"

I HATEyaoi, it's not right. I'm not gay I am as straight as a laser w/o mirrors. I just thought it was funny. Chap was a little longer. Yayz. Hope I didn't offend anybody in this chapter. ^^; R&R plz

Panizni & KB_zero