XPOV

Demons are coming in through every opening in Giles' apartment. We're doomed, I know it! I look out of the corner of my eye to see if Buffy and Faith have stopped kissing yet and…what? They're not where they were. I turn around a little more to see Faith and Buffy on the kitchen counter. Anya rolls her eyes and stomps on over to them.

"Can we please control our hormones and cut out the sexcapades for 10 minutes!? We can't hold off the demons her, we need to go!"

Buffy pushes Faith off of her and fixes herself.

"uhm…you're right. I think we can slip out through the back."

She grabs her sword and Faith's hand as she heads for the back hall. We all follow. I grab Giles and guide him.

Once outside, we all start running as fast as we can. If this wasn't such a serious time I'd be dying of laughter seeing Giles running like that. So we're following Buffy and Faith as they decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. For some reason we're stopping.

"Come on babe, we need to find Willow and get to a safe place!."

Faith starts tugging on Buffy's hand. Buffy tugs back and pouts.

"But Faithy! This would be the perfect spot for wedding pics!"

She's just looking at the mausoleum with a distant look in her eyes. I see something move in the shadows behind her. I'm guessing Faith saw it too because she pulls Buffy towards the group and snaps the demon's neck.

"Everybody in now!"

We all run into the mausoleum as Buffy and Faith try to barricade the door. The demons must have caught up with us because all the windows are crashing and they're demons hands flailing around trying to grab us. Me, Giles and Anya are trying to push the arms back through the windows when I hear a big commotion behind me. I turn around and she a big ol' demon on top of Buffy. Faith sees this and jumps on the demons back. She snaps its neck, throws it aside, and goes over to Buffy.

"Are you okay? Are you hurt?"

Buffy cups Faith's face in her hands and smiles. Then they just start kissing.

"Guys! Not a good time!"

But they just keep going at it. I turn over my other shoulder and see Giles just swinging his axe around, not hitting anything. Most of the demons have half they're bodies through the windows. We're gonna die. I'm still trying to get the demons away from this window. I look over my shoulder to check on Anya.

"An! Are you okay?"

"I'm fi-"

There's this loud crack kinda sound and out of nowhere, Willow's standing there. She starts to do a chant and then poof. All the demons disappear. Giles stops swinging the axe around and looks at his hands.

"I can see again."

He smiles and looks up at us. Then we all look at Buffy and Faith. Wow. They're still kissing.

"Hey orgasm buddies…does this mean the wedding's still on?"

Leave it to Anya.

BPOV

I can't hear any sound. I know I'm on the ground but I feel…so comfortable. I know I'm kissing somebody but I don't know when it started. I don't know who it is either but it feels right. So I don't attempt to stop it. My face is burning along with the rest of my body and I feel like I'm on fire. Oh god these lips are so soft and strong at the same time. I just feel like…

"Hey orgasm buddies…does this mean the wedding's still on?"

The other person stops kissing and so do I. They list up and I slowly open my eyes. It's…..Faith? She's looking at me with a look or pure shock and even in this darkness you can see that her cheeks are bright red. I just stare at her with wide eyes. She jumps up and looks at everybody. She sticks her hands in her pocket and walks out.

FPOV

What the hell just happened? I mean…I know what just happened but it just won't register in my head. That was…her lips were soo soft and….wow. I knew exactly when the spell wore off cuzz I became clear headed and in control of my actions, but I didn't stop. I didn't want to. I pull my Marlboros out of my back pocket and pull one out. This is just too much to handle. I light it up and notice my hands are shaking a little. Wow…I need a drink or a lot of sleep. I choose both. As I head towards the Bronze I tag a long drag. At first I didn't remember what all happened but its all starting to come back to me now. Okay, time to sort this all out. I do remember everything. It ws like watching a movie, but I could still feel everything. I just couldn't control my words or actions. Hmm…lets see. It started when Giles put tea on. Then snap, I proposed. Crazy…me hitched. I take another long drag. Buffy asked Giles to give her away. Then I got him tea and then…. I stop dead and my jaw drops along with my cigarette.

"The bathroom."

"Inside and to the left."

I look over at notice I'm standing infront of the Bronze's bouncer. I look up at him with wide eyes.

"I fucked her!"

I say this with a smile. He raises his eyebrow.

"In the bathroom?"

I shake my head and then I think who I'm talking about. God…..not Buffy. I know that I'm usually get some get gone girl but…. Why am I sad? I fucked Buffy Summers! But it didn't mean anything. Oh yeah…that's why. Look at what this girls done to me!

"Are you going back in or not?"

I look back at the bouncer who's giving me dirty looks. Well this guy can kiss my ass.

"No thanks buddy. I think I'll go home to sleep. I'm just so tired so all the fuckin!"

I say it all cocky and I light up a cigarette in his face. I start running my tongue against my teeth.

"Hey man do me a favor. I got anything in my teeth?"

I grin in his face and his eyes get all wide and shit.

"No? Thanks man."

I pat his on his shoulder and start walking towards the dorms. Yeah….that's right….

"We need a janitor in the ladies restroom pronto."

Gimme dirty looks bitch.