It was the news of the year.

Kaito Kid was afraid of fish.

Well it all happened like this….

Kaito had been ready for his brand new heist. He had a Mask. Sleeping Gas. Note. More importantly he had his glider.

Well it was until he found out the location.

The location was at a aquarium. In all honesty he went up to Jii. He said three words.

"Please subsituite me."

"No"

"Why!?"

"Cause ….."

He stayed silent for a second then spoke up again,

" I hate fish too… Your 50 years too early. It's your turn to face the fish"

Kaito looked at him with puppy-dog eyes. He felt dejected. Jii stood there looking at him.

" I have fallen for Toichi's. .Too."

Kaito glared at him, then turned to leave.

Could it get any worse!?

* Five hours later*

Kaito sat on top of the building over-looking the aquarium. T-those scaly things were inside. Nakamori and the force were waiting outside the entrance. Jirochi was inside.

Oh Crap. This was a very bad omen.

He stood up in a puff of pink smoke and started speaking.

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen."

His Poker Face stood.

"Tonight I will dance above you"

The fan-girls squealed.

He proceeded in a puff of smoke and took form of one of the officers. He slowly placed the officer in the storage room. He then paced out of it looking down at the ground. He slowly made his way to the attic and out the vent. He used a little bit of 'his stuff' to pull of the dancing. All good so far. He took the form of another officer and went over by Nakamori-keibu.

"I shall go and check on the ruby. " He said royally. Nakamori pulled on his cheek and then let him go. He walked in casually escorted by two officers. He took out the sleeping gas and released it on them while putting on his mask. He keep walking and made his way to the pillar in the middle of the aquarium. He didn't dare to look to his sides.

Lupin sat casually by the pillar. His tail wagged and his fur soaked. Kaito picked up the ruby and pet the dog. In his mouth was a big fish. Kaito dropped the ruby. He stared wide eyed at the fish. He took a few steps back. Lupin jumped on him with the fish. Kaito yelped (Like a man) then ran out screaming.

He ran out as fast as he could and didn't come back.

What a sad attempt.

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Aoko watched the TV intensly

"Hey Kaito!"

"Hmm?"

"Kid hates fish like you do!"

"Oh….really?" He cringed at the memory.