Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
"Hey, where's my diary?" Roxas looked underneath his mattress, but it wasn't there!
"I have a feeling Sora has something to do with this…" Roxas growled, furious that Sora could have read his diary, or worse, his mom found it.
"No, I'm pretty sure Sora did this." Roxas noted, still fuming. Then he went to Sora's room, and was fast asleep snoring. It was only 10:30pm! Sora's never asleep before 11:30pm!
"Sora, wake up!" Roxas shook him, he wouldn't wake up.
"Are you dead?" Roxas whispered much more quietly. Sora winked.
"Sora! I saw that! Where's my diary!"
"Ugh, fine. I took it…" Sora winked again.
"YOU TOOK MY DIARY?"
"Uh, do you know how gay that sounds?" Sora laughed.
"I DON'T CARE! WHERE'S MY DIARY!"
"Uh, I forget?" Sora scratched his head, his other hand on his chin.
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Then Roxas stormed out of Sora's room, and intently searched for his diary.
After looking and looking for nearly a half hour, Roxas found his diary.
For some reason, it was in his dresser drawer, nowhere near where it usually was.
Is Sora that stupid?, Roxas thought to himself. Then he wrote another entry in his diary.
Dear Diary,
Today me and Axel went to the movies, since it was raining. We saw the new Twilight movie, since I love Twilight. I don't think Axel enjoyed it much, but he'd do anything for me.
Then we went out to eat, at a pizza joint. It was okay, since Axel likes pizza, and I just wanted to make him happy. Then we went back to his place, and made out for a bit. Axel bit the spot that I like, so that made me really happy. I'm always happy with him, though.
But he made comments on my other entries! Ugh, that jerk! Here's one he wrote:
Wow, fail.
Fail? Fail! What the heck?
Anyways, today was a really good day for me. Not for Sora, though. All he did was stay home all day. And Riku's not here, so I knew he was miserable. I feel bad that I yelled at him, now.
I wonder if he has a diary.
I decided to go through his room, even though he was asleep. He's a very heavy sleeper though, so he wouldn't wake up or anything.
I gently placed Sora on his desk chair, to see if his diary was underneath his mattress, just like mine. But why would he have a desk? He doesn't study!
But I was right. He did have a diary. Sweet!
I ran into my room to grab a pen, so I could write stupid things in his diary.
Here's one of his many entries:
Dear Diary,
Today me and Riku went to the mall. He bought me a pair of jeans from Hollister, and then we ate at the food court. Then I went back to his place, and we-
Okayyy. Didn't need to know that much.