FINALLY I'm getting around to updating... sorry, I put up like 5 chapters on another one and kinda left this one in the dust...

To tell you the truth, I forgot I made this one...

(dodges tomatoes)

Well, on with the story! Heh...

The Girl Who Cried Man

Chapter 2

Sakura wiped back her tears with a tissue Tomoyo handed her. "Tomoyo, this is gonna hurt a lot!"

Tomoyo giggled. "Sakura-chan will be fine." Slowly, she exposed a roll of duct tape from her sewing kit.

Sakura sighed and looked down at her chest. "Why, Tomoyo, must I be a C?"

"Guys don't have boobs, Sakura-chan."

Sakura huffed. "Fat guys do!" Tomoyo sighed. "You're not fat."

"...true."

"And even more importantly, even fat guys aren't 32C's."

"OW!"

"Sorry, Sakura-chan! They're just SO BIG! You're like, Orihime(BLEACH) or something!" Tomoyo yelled. Sakura blushed bright red.

"OWIE!"

"SORRY SAKU-CHAN!"

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Sakura resisted the urge to slaughter Tomoyo and concentrated on breathing. Gawsh, how friggin' tight did Tomoyo have to tape this?

"Don't worry, Saku-chan, you'll get used to it," Tomoyo encouraged. Sakura blinked away the tears and nodded vigorously.

"Ok, now what?" she squeaked. Tomoyo sighed. "We gotta work on the manly voice."

Sakura gulped and mustered up all her strength. "Who you lookin at, punk?"

Tomoyo laughed at her feeble attempt. "No, more like this:" (insert Tomoyo's perfect man voice)

Sakura gaped at her. "Er... Hey sexy!" she growled at Tomoyo. Tomoyo, being the romantic she is, looked away blushing.

"Tomo?"

"Er... good job Saku-chan..."

Sakura shrugged and began chopping her hair in a boyish style.

She'll fool them all with that kind of attitude...

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"Ok, Sakura! The final test! Try to pick up a date in ten minutes!" Tomoyo shouted, standing with Sakura in front of Tomoeda Mall. Sakura gulped and walked inside.

She was met by dozens of girls running to a shoe sale. She grimaced and walked in their direction.

She approached one of the girls and smiled. "Hi, I'm-"

Oh crap.

"...Saku Kyoto!" she finished. The girl smiled. "I'm Orihime Inoue." (mwahaha) Sakura smiled, but barfed inwardly. The girl was... looking at her weirdly!

"Eh... are you doing anything this Saturday?" Orihime asked. Sakura's eyes widened. She didn't have to do anything!

"Nope. Do you wanna go see a movie?"

"Sure!"

"Okay, can I have your-"

"Here's my number, address, email, and other general information!" Orihime shoved a business card into Sakura's hand and skipped off happily. Sakura just stared.

"Pick you up at 6?"

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Just don't tell me it sucked. Bwahah, I'm in a BLEACH-y mood, I just couldn't resist...

MWAHAHA

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