Merry Christmas to You! Ho Ho Ho! And no, I am not Santa, because Santa sucks, and is fat.

And not real.

GASP

Sorry to all the little children under their parents' hypnotic spells! BWAHAHA I CRUSHED YOUR FOOLISH DREAMS!

My gift to you...

The Girl Who Cried Man

Chapter 3

Sakura sighed and plopped onto her bed, the suffocating duct tape sitting helplessly in a corner. Mwahaha.

Getting up slowly, she thought about what a crappy job she was doing with her life.

"And I have to start school tomorrow... as a guy..."

Sakura looked at herself in a mirror. She had hastily torn off her shirt in a desperate attempt to breathe, leaving only a green tanktop. She sighed and walked into the bathroom for a nice hot shower. But before she could turn the water on, a certain fact appeared in her mind.

"I HAVE TO DATE A WOMAN!"

(Stupid dense Sakura, not realizing that until now...)

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Tomoyo and Sakura were walking to school happily. Well, Tomoyo was. Sakura was practically being dragged by her because she was VERY tired.

"Ugh, Tomoyo, you're getting my clothes all dirty!" Sakura whined.

Tomoyo just giggled. "Saku-kun, a worn look is even better for the ladies!"

"But Tomoyo, I'm supposed to be AVOIDING girls!"

"Oh yeah... well, the ladies like a crisper look, too!"

"Tomoyo, I'm a girl. I know these things."

"Oh."

Sakura sighed and pulled herself. She was getting used to the duct tape around her boobs, so she could almost breathe semi- normally. Joys.

"And VOILA, we're here!" Tomoyo shouted, looking at the school as if it were some holy dojo or something.

"Ugh..."

"Come on Saku-kun!" Tomoyo dragged Sakura into the dreadful building, getting odd stares from many.

"Great, Tomoyo, more unwanted attention!" Sakura griped.

"Oh get over it, Saku! You're hot, new, and the coolest kid on the block!"

"Ugh..."

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"Class, I'd like you to meet a new student," the teacher, Miss Omoyaki, stated happily. Sakura walked in, looking heavily worn with heavy eyelids and patches of dirt on her clothes.

"Hi, I'm Saku Kyoto. I transfered here from Tomoeda." Sakura raised her head and tried to look as cheerful as she could.

There were loud squeals heard through the classroom. Sakura fought the urge to roll her eyes. There were at least ten other good looking guys in the class...

"Would one of the guys like to help Mr. Kyoto around? Ah, how about you, Mr. Li?"

Heads turned to meet a fierce glare given by a brown haired, amber eyed piece of manbeef. Sakura's heart skipped a beat.

Gosh he's hot...

"Whatever. I'll handle the little twerp," he said nonchalantly.

Sakura's face lit up like a steaming bullet. "Who you calling little you bast-"

"Ehehehe Mr. Kyoto! Will you please take your seat behind Mr. Li?" the teacher interrupted. Sakura sighed and took the only seat available, behind that evil manbeef.

"Class, today we will be studying scientific notation..." Sakura's mind trailed off to the little incident. She had to keep her cool more around guys, or she might pop the duct tape or something...

"What the heck are you doing to me?"

Sakura jerked her head up and found her hand resting on top of Li's head, rubbing it slowly. She gasped and pulled it away as if his head were on fire.

"S-sorry..."

"You better be," he muttered. Turning back to face the front, Li sighed.

Sakura cringed and sat up on her desk. That was extremely awkward. Now he must think I'm gay!

Heh...

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The bell, that blessed bell signaling the end of first period, the bell that all await after the tortorous start of the morning, was about to ring and relieve all students from their sleepiness.

RING

"AHA FINALLY!" Sakura screamed and bolted out the door. The other students practically ran her over as she realized...

"Where am I?!"

A hand clasped on her shoulder, causing her to look up.

"Li," she murmured.

"Teeny," he smirked. Sakura began trembling with anger. She may be flat, she may be ugly, but NOT teeny.

"I'm not teeny!" she squeaked. Suddenly realizing she sounded like a girl, she began coughing.

"I-I have a cold..." she managed to say before turning into a hacking fit. Li suddenly pushed her back, causing the coughing to stop.

"Your voice gets deeper when you have a cold," Li pointed out.

"Ehehehe..."

"Listen, don't mess with me. I'll show you around today, but after that, leave me alone. Understand?"

Sakura nodded. "Why would I want to hang around you anyway?" she murmured.

Li growled. "What did you say?"

Sakura gulped and backed away a few feet. "N-nothing!"

He grabbed her collar and walked out the front doors of the school. She gulped.

Throwing Sakura onto the ground, Li growled at her, backing her up against the school wall. "Don't insult me. Now you're going to get it."

Sakura gulped. She waited for the punch...

BAM

"EEP!" she screamed, getting knocked straight into a pile of rainwater. It soaked her thuroughly, sending shivers down her spine.

"Serves you right. Don't mess with me." And with that, Li walked back into the school, leaving Sakura alone in a puddle of water.

"Agh!" she screamed, kicking the accursed water. "What'll I do now? People can see straight through this flucking shirt!"

Sakura stood up slowly and tried her best to dry herself off. No one could help her now. She was cold, wet, black-eyed, and with no clue of directions what-soever.

"Well this sucks."

Merry Christmas! BWahahaha

Wasn't that just great? Hehehehehe

Well, I guess that present kinda sucked. My bad. Oh well, I guess you'll just get over it. You'll probably get new socks or something from Santa.

I hate Santa.

Merry Christmas. Board up your chimneys! MUAHAHAHA