Meeeeeeeppp. I got a 90 on one of my finals and my dad's gonna kill me. Like extremely kill me. He expects me to get 100s on like, everything and he's disappointed with like, a 93. And guess what he got in school? C's and D's! Why should I be expected to get straight A's?!?!

Grrrrr...

The Girl Who Cried Man


Chapter 4

...I think...

Sakura trudged back into the evil school of death and got hundreds of people staring at her. Covering her chest as well as she could, she walked in a general direction, hoping to get somewhere. Her scheduele said that her next class was in room 203 D. She looked at the nearest room number.

"13 A..."

Sakura stared first at the sheet, then the number. Heaving out a terrible sigh, she stomped forward.

"How big is this dang school?!"

45 Minutes Later...

"203 B... C... D!"

Sakura leaped in happiness and bounded into the room.

"And I'm not even late!"

RING

"Ok class, that's it for today! Be sure to tell that new kid to hurry his little butt up!"

"..."

Sakura sighed and looked down at her next class.

"Room... 13 A."

This has been the most wonderful day of my life. And it's only 3rd period!!!

Sakura bolted down the halls like a speeding bullet, reaching Room 13 A in supernatural record timing.

"Bwahaha I'm not late!"

"Duh dufus, you can't be late for lunch!" some random fat guy screamed.

"..."

And just look at all the friends I've made...

"What is this supposed to be, a block of barf?"

The food's great...

"HEY NEW KID! NO SLACKING! THIS IS CALLED PHYSICAL FITNESS FOR A REASON! 500 MORE PUSHUPS!"

The classes are all simple. I'm glad I can take a break from hard work.

"AHAHAHA I'M FINALLY FREE! FREE FOR 16 MORE HOURS!"

I can't wait to get back tomorrow.

"Stop screaming like an insane person."

Sakura turned around to find herself face-to-face with none other than Li.

"Ehh... I'm just going to walk away so you don't hurt me..."

"I'm not going to hurt you."

"Eh?"

"I'm... sorry. For not showing you around today, and for hitting you."

"..."

"Although you deserved it."

"..."

"Anyway, I'm having a party this Friday and I'm inviting you."

"Ehh... I'm sorry, I don't like parties that much-"

"You're coming."

"I LOVE PARTIES!"

"...all right, later."

As Li walked away Sakura sighed in frustration. A party... with guys... and me... is not a good idea. What if they decide to play strip poker or something?

Eww...

Sakura trudged home, trying to find an inkling of optimism in this terrible situation. "It's in four days... that's a million years away!"

Four Days Later

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yes, Sakura! I'm sure if Li invited you, you'll be fine! I've heard some amazing stories about him these last few days. You're so lucky to be in the same class as him, let alone SLEEP with him!"

"EWW TOMOYO THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG!"

"Well, it is true. Now knock 'em dead!"

Tomoyo pushed Sakura out of the car with her stuff and drove away crazily, laughing in her famous manner.

"Tomoyo, I'm going to kill you..."

"Ah, you must be Saku-san! I'm Syaoran's mother, Yelan."

"Pleased to meet you!" Sakura plastered on a smile and tried to act as nicely as she could.

"Syaoran and his little buddies are down in the basement, if you just take a left down the hall and then the third door to your right."

"Thank you, Yelan-san." Sakura walked down the hall to find a door slightly opened. She gulped and pushed the door open to find an old wooden staricase. Walking slowly down it, she began to hear loud music and shouting.

"..."

As Sakura entered the basement, she found a ton of guys... and girls... dancing, if you could call it that. Dozens of empty beer bottles cluttered the place along with a few couches and chairs. It didn't look like a regular party in the slightest.

"What is this, a night club?"

"Never thought of it that way."

Sakura turned around to find none other than Li standing behind her.

"How do you always sneak up behind me like that?" Sakura growled.

"It's too much fun!" Sakura turned around once again to find a guy with blue-ish hair and "cool peeps" glasses.

"...And you are?"

"Eriol. And this is Yamazaki-" points to a guy with his eyes glued shut- "Mei Lin-" some girl with red eyes and long black hair in a ponytail- "And, of course, Syaoran." points to Syaoran.

"Hi..."

"Pleased to meet you!" Mei Lin suddenly shot up and shook hands with Sakura. "Finally, someone that's not drunk around here!" She pulled Sakura back to the couch and sat down, putting Sakura between her and Li.

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" Yamazaki yelled. Sakura stared at him blankly. "I don't care for alchohol really-"

"NONSENSE!" Mei Lin suddenly conjured six bottles of beer. "We're having a drinking contest!"

"Oh no thanks I'll pass-"

"NONSENSE!!!!" Mei Lin shoved three of the bottles into Sakura's lap and laughed. "Whoever finishes last has to do KARAOKE!"

"Eh..."

"One-"

"No seriously I'll pass-"

Two-"

"Is this manditory-"

"THREE!" Yamazaki shoved the bottle into Sakura's mouth, forcing her to drink the foul substance. She almost choked when it first hit her tongue. But, hating karaoke as much as she did, managed to chug the bottles down.

"BLECH!"

"What, was that your first time drinking or something?"

"Gee, thanks for asking..." Sakura suddenly felt extremely dizzy and lightheaded. "Oh crap it really was his first time!" Mei Lin broke out in a fit of laughter along with the whole group. Well, excluding Sakura.

"Mehh... I'm sleepy..." Sakura closed her eyes and fell sideways...into Li's lap.

"Poor kid..." Eriol muttered.

"Syaoran! Tak him up to your room or something! This music is gonna drive the poor thing insane when he wakes up!"

"Yeah... Why the heck did you do that?"

Mei Lin laughed. "Thought it'd be fun."

"..." Syaoran swung Sakura over his shoulder and walked back up the stairs.

"Man, this guy weighs like two pounds..."

"Aw, Syaoran, what happened to Saku-kun?"

"Eh... he was getting really tired, and we thought he might want to head to bed."

"Ahhh... I see... Well, have a nice time, and don't stay up after 10:30!"

"Sure mom..."

SXSXSXSXSXSXSXSXSXSXSXSXS

Sakura woke up and found herself in a strange room with a terrible headache. She groaned and rolled over. She felt something lumpy under her. Flipping the covers up, she found-

"Li!??!?!"

Bwahahaha evil ending, don't you think? Well, you knew it was coming.

right?

Oh well, there you go. My New Year's present to you.

You- people don'tgive presents for New Years...

Me- WELL THEY DO NOW SO JUST STOP COMPLAINING AND TAKE THE FREAKING CHAPTER!!!

You- has already run away in terror

Me- Turns into evil giant monster and eats everyone's spleens

You- OW MAN! THAT'S MY FREAKING SPLEEN! NOW I CAN'T FILTER DEAD BLOOD CELLS!!

Me- SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR DOING WHATEVER YOU DID WHICH I HAVE FORGOTTEN BY NOW!

You- stomps away angrily

Well have a nice day anyway.