All we know about OotP is that it starts with Harry in the flowerbed. How in the world did he get there? Good question. It's the day before book 5 comes out in Harry's world...everyone's been waiting for this day for 3 long years, and they're all getting antsy... even Voldemort! ... Crackfic. This is a pre-OotP release (obviously haha), very old story. It's silly - that is all. :)
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P. - Complete