Chapter 5

Emmett's POV

I let Rosalie sit up front next to Edward so I could sprawl out in the back seat on the way to school. Everyone seemed to want to ride with Jacob today I didn't mind more room for me.

So I tried to think of some upbeat funny things to see how long it took him to laugh. It was a game I loved to play with my brother.

He never really got over Bella's death and it was hard not to see him smile anymore but I tried anyways hey hell crack sooner or later I thought.

I mean I missed my little sister too she was so clumsy and was always doing things that would make me laugh.

Like the time she punched Jacob in the face. Edward shot me a little smile in the rear view mirror I guess he liked that one.

'You tell Rose and ill kill' you I reminded him of the all the dumb blonde jokes that Jacob would shoot toward Rose and how she made him a dog bowl with Fido written on it.

Edwards smile seemed to be getting bigger by the minute I'm glad that my angel couldn't hear me she would have slapped me upside the head.

We beat Jacob to the parking lot I got out and took a look around. I started laughing "Look" I yelled pointing to the sign "We are the wolves" that was irony at its best here we stood with two actual wolves and now we all could be one just then I got punched in the gut by Leah.

Guess she didn't have a sense of humor. "Baby, are you ok?" rose asked me shooting daggers towards Leah's back. "Yeah I'm find didn't hurt a bit" Rose was always my protector not that I needed it but she was.

I remembered the first time I saw her beautiful face I thought I had died and when the burning started I thought I had gone to hell but how was this angel in hell with me it must have been a mistake.

Rose was easily the most beautiful woman in the world and it killed me that I could give her everything but the one thing she truly wanted, a child.

Elizabeth and EJ had filled some of that whole but it was still there.

We made our way to the office this office was a little small for all nine of us but we made it work "we are Dr. Cullen's kids" Edward told the fat lady with glasses behind the counter.

The lady made some comment about money I really wasn't listen to her I just keep picturing her as an oompa loompa.

I saw anger flash across Edward's face 'what I'm sorry' I thought but instead of looking at me he grabbed Alice by the arm and pulled her from the room.

Wow I thought I was in trouble there for a minute "Sorry about that" Rose said as she took the papers from the lady and started handing them out.

We caught up to Alice and Edward outside in the hall he really looked like he was letting her have it wow whatever she had thought really got under his skin. Rose gave me a kiss goodbye and headed down the hall the same way Edward and Leah were headed.

Jasper, Jacob and I headed towards our classes "So Jake you going to try out for the football team?" I asked. We both knew that neither of us would try out.

Not that we didn't want to but that I was probably not a good idea. I had my first class alone. My teacher reminded me of a pixie she was so tiny I think my pure size scared her. He told my paper and gave me a seat.

I looked around the room wow this class was going to be funny. I started by scaring to girl next to me by asking her if she could hear my pencil talking too. What did now one these days have a sense of humor. So I figured I would just start thinking of ways to make Edward mad figured he would get a kick out of it if he got bored and started listening in.

'Number one' I thought 'I could spray paint a rainbow on the side of his car. Number two I could go follow him around all night thinking about how his kids have dogs for mates. Hehehe I think I'll do that one. Number three could start spreading rumors around this school like I did the last one.'

After spending the most of my first couple of classes thinking up over a hundred ways to annoy him I figured I'd probably should stop now. As I entered the last class before lunch I saw rose already standing there I was going to love this class.

"Well Welcome Miss Hale and Mr. Cullen" the teacher said looking at our papers I thought about how next year they would be calling her Mrs. Cullen her and I usually got married right after high school.

"Now class i would like you to meet Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen why don't we all give them a nice wolves welcome." That was it I lost it a was laughing so hard I was half excepting the wolves welcome to be a howl Rosalie smacked me hard on the back of the head to get me to stop laughing.

"My god what's wrong with you?" she asked as we took our seats "it isn't that funny and we are suppose to be staying under the radar no drawing more attention to us. If it wasn't for the flea bags we live with you wouldn't even find that funny."

She turned her attention to her book.

"Baby after a hundred years you really haven't grown to like them even a little?" I knew she hadn't she was set in her ways he would never like them but she would play nice and act nice when they were around for our niece and nephew.

When the bell rang we headed to lunch I had a plan to try to get Edward to laugh.

He was already waiting at a table for us with a tray of food it was good that we had Jacob and Leah around those two could eat not only their meals but our too it helped pull off the lie that we lived.

I sat down next to him and started replaying the conversation rose and I had last period when I got to her calling them flea bags I noticed he wasn't paying any attention to me I looked to see what was taking his attention for this and that when I saw everyone else was looking too.

IT WAS BELLA!