You know your obsession with The Inheritance Cycle has gotten way out of hand when……
A/N: Okay, people actually liked this story so, to your extreme joy and glee, I have decided to make another chapter! I DID get some of these from other sources, so please do not sue me. I haven't got a good enough lawyer yet. That was an Lol folks.
You get an account on every eragon forum there is, hoping to get some indication of when the fourth book comes out.
You constantly send Christopher paolini mail, both telling him to hurry it up and offering suggestions for book 4.
You swear at people using either the dwarf or the ancient language.
You say "Brisingr", whenever lighting something on fire. Naturally, no one with any sense lets you near fire anymore.
Whenever you see a bird high up in the sky, you point and scream "IT'S A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!"
You wish you had someone else as nerdy as you to converse entirely in the Ancient Language with...
You refuse to take your jewelry off during exercise, for the reason that you might need the energy at any time. Of course, now everyone gives you that trademark weird look you get oh-so-often.
You swear you see Christopher Paolini in the Supermarket... every week.
You have indeed tried to do magic. And then failed epically while everyone laughed. And then tried again, making them laugh even harder.
You try to shield your mind/ enter someone else's.
You've tried to store energy in a shiny rock.
You rant and rave constantly about how absolutely PATHETIC the movie was in comparison to the book. Not to mention how ALL the characters looked stupid, the timeline was flawed, to put it lightly, saphira looked COMPLETELY fake… Oops, did I just have a spaz again? Sorry 'bout that, it happens all the time.
You cry every time you re-read Eragon during broms death. His death sucked! He was my favorite character…… Wah.
You constantly worry about what would happen if Christopher paolini dies before he finishes the 4th book. I would kill myself. (Okay, not LITERALLY…)
You bought a 4 dollar inheritance bookmark at chapters that was really just a piece of laminated paper with three epic dragons on it. And you totally think it was worth it.
You and your equally obsessed friend pretend to sword fight with hockey sticks in gym class. Boy did we get in trouble for that, um, incident. Yeah, let's call it that.
You keep posters of Alageasia, Riders' swords and Inheritance drawings or any images that has to do with Eragon on your wall. (I cut them out of the "Making of Eragon movie" book, so I'm completely guilt free! Oh, and I gave all the actors glasses and mustaches! Like I said, completely guilt free.)
You didn't have the money to buy the deluxe version of the books so instead you went to a bookstore and copied the new parts onto sheets of paper which you glued into your books.
You have a pet theory and will fiercely defend it. (so very guilty….)
You have paired off all the characters in your mind. Bonus points if you paired one with yourself. Triple bonus points if you paired MORE then one with yourself.
You recognize similarities to the characters in your friends and family, and point them out to them. Other than the already obsessed ones, (who are thrilled), you scare a lot of people.
You finally read LOTR just so you could hold your own against the trolls who say CP copied everything.
You still defend CP even if secretly you believe them
Whenever you hear a bunch of Twilight fan girls (YUCK!!) talking about how obsessed with Twilight they are, you immediately stop and tell them the inheritance cycle is waaay cooler and they should be obsessed with that instead.
A/N: Yeah, I'm the guilty one. What about you guys?