You know your obsession with The Inheritance Cycle has gotten way out of hand when……
A/N: You people really like this story, don't you? Whatever. Either way, I enjoy doing this and I guess that's all that really counts in the long run. There I go, getting off track again. Sorry to keep you, here's the list.
You quote the books constantly, and nothing anyone says will get you to shut up.
You draw Inheritance cycle scenes all over your homework.
Stand over the water fountain at school and say "adurna risa" and then press the button.
When you get a HUGE adrenaline rush, you swear that you've tapped into the flow of magic
You listen to a song and deem it your favorite because it reminds you of inheritance.
To the song mentioned above, you give "solos" to all the characters.
You feel like crying when you see that there is an anti Eragon forum on the internet.
When your science teacher says that you can name the animal you are observing, you name yours after one of the characters.
Something related to the inheritance cycle is on just about every computer you use, your phone, and you have a poster (hand made and from the book, not movie) in room or locker.
You make the desktop background to your computer Inheritance cycle Wallpaper. (Here's the instruction as to how to actually do it: Find a picture on the internet, it has to be fairly large, maybe 800 by 800 or something similarly large. Right-click on it and select "Save picture as" from the menu that comes up. Save it in your pictures, then go to your pictures and left-click on it again. One of the options that come up is "Set as desktop background". Choose that, and presto! You have an inheritance background!)
You have multiple dragon stuffies, statues and posters all over your room.
You have signed the petition to get the Eragon movie remade. (I have and you should too! If enough people sign we might have a good Eragon movie to watch!)
You trace Eragon's route on the map of Alagaesia in the books.
You cry every time the important characters die in the books. Even if it's your twelfth time reading it.
You tape your ears into points so they'll stay that way. (If you're really lucky)
You sing to plants in the ancient language, then freak out when they start to grow a little faster.
You speculate on who the next rider will be and then argue with other people about it. (I personally agree with the majority of people. It's probably going to be Arya. Just my opinion, so no hate mail please)
You check the bookstores/library constantly just to make sure the fourth book isn't out yet.
You have every single book that so much as mentions something vaguely related to the inheritance cycle. (Like Fablehaven. Christopher Paolini reviewed it! Squeee!)
A/N: Well, not much to say except…. Please review.
