A\N: Wow, I'm surprisingly bored with this 'Quarantined Swine Flu Girl' thing. Especially on Halloween. Grr Rawr Werewolf Noise. I do have Modern Family, though, and Cougar Town, and Gilmore Girls. But I've watched all of them, and I need something to do… TADA! Harry P chat room deal! Around fourth book-ish, coz Siri's still alive.
Disclaimer: I sit here, three days unshowered (blame the swine flu…mah rents won't let me go anywhere…save the basement :)), chewing, like, FIVE pieces of Dubba Bubba and tell you, truthfully, honestly, I am not pretty, blonde, or British and do not go by JK. Well, I might be blonde and British… but I'm not JK, all right?! Bajeezus!
Here's who everyone is (their names all have to do with their Patroni\Animagus Forms):
SeekerStag-Harry
OtterlyAmazing- Hermione
PugcherPerfect-Pansy Parkinson
FelineMinnie- Professor McGonagall
TerrierTerror- Ron
Cornonthe- Draco
OranguClang- George and Fred
PheonixRising- H.M. Dumbles
HorsePlay-Ginny
Nargles- Luna
SwanSong- Cho
Alvinandthe- Cedric
PheonixRising- Welcome, all, to a chat-room of my own devising! Not to toot my own horn, but this is one of my better ideas. I assume you all know your name must be a play on your Patronus?
Cornonthe- Good work with that one, now everyone knows my patronus…
PheonixRisisng- No they don't Draco! See, you've managed to indirectly hint at it… No one will know
Cornonthe- Hmm… Well…
OranguClang- I still don't see why we have to have the same account
PheonixRisisng- You have the same patronus, it only made sense
PheonixRising- If anyone has anymore questions, ask me directly
PheonixRising has logged off
SeekerStag- Ron? Hermione?
OtterlyAmazing- Here!
TerrierTerror- Present!
TerrierTerror- What do you think Draco's Patronus is?
SeekerStag- Corn on the…Cob? What's a cob?
OtterlyAmazing- I know what it is!!! Hahahaha!
TerrierTerror- What?
OtterlyAmazing- A male SWAN!
SeekerStag- Bahaha! Draco's a SWAN! Pouf!
TerrierTerror- It's not much better than a deer, you have to admit.
SeekerStag- Say it one more time, Dog-boy!
TerrierTerror- Whatever, Bambi!
OtterlyAmazing- Girls, Girls, you're both beautiful…
SeekerStag- So, what do you guys think of this Eternal Glory Competition? Triwizard-Whatever?
OtterlyAmazing- The Triwizard Tournament? It sounds dangerous.
TerrierTerror- It sounds bloody brilliant, if that's what you're asking. I'd join in a minute if I could. What about you?
SeekerStag- I…uh… I hear Fred and George are trying to take an aging potion to do it.
OranguClang- You heard right, almost-little-brother (Fred)
SeekerStag- How am I almost your little brother?
OranguClang- Our mother loves you more than us. (George)
OranguClang- Plus, Ginny's in love with you… You never know, it could happen (Fred)
TerrierTerror- Yeah, when hell freezes over, right Harry?
SeekerStag- Um… LOOK A SQUIRREL!
OranguClang- There's no squirrel, Harry. We're indoors. Just admit it. (Fred)
HorsePlay- Why do you guys always talk about me? Isn't there enough else going on that you have something else to talk about? Oh, and Harry, you have the tact of a blunt axe.
SeekerStag- Yeah, I'll work on that…
Nargles- Hello, everybody
OtterlyAmazing- Luna, your patronus isn't a nargle.
Nargles- No, but it SHOULD BE.
TerrierTerror- Just asking, what is your patronus?
Nargles- a hare
TerrierTerror- I'm guessing you couldn't think of anything for hare?
Nargles- no…Fine. Yes.
OtterlyAmazing- Wild hare?
SeekerStag- Bad hare day?
OranguClang- Hare today, gone tomorrow?
Nargles- It's fine guys, I'll keep Nargles. I like nargles.
TerrierTerror- Obviously
HorsePlay- Shut up Ron. I like it, Luna!
Nargles- Thank you Ginny. Did you get yesterday's Transfiguration class? It was rather hard…
HorsePlay- Yeah, all you have to do is wave your wand in a star shape… I'll tell you tomorrow.
Nargles- Thanks
Nargles logged off
FelineMinnie- What's this? Gryffindors awake after curfew?
SeekerStag- Sorry, Professor. We're off…
SeekerStag logged off
HorsePlay logged off
OranguClang logged off
OtterlyAmazing logged off
FelineMinnie logged off
HogCrazy logged off
Alvinandthe logged off
TerrierTerror- Lurkers? What the….
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A\N: DUNDUNDUN! Yeah… I've always worried about lurkers, too. I might update this, I might not. It depends…IF YOU REVIEW!! DO IT!! GIT-R-DONE, AS THEY SAY IN THE SOUTH!