Erm…she's got nice hair. And…eyes…I dunno, Padfoot, I thought our objective in life was to not sound like complete nonces.
I know, but girls eat this crap up, James.
Not Lily.
I know, because Lily is perfect, blah blah blah…
I don't talk about her THAT much.
Yes you do
Zip it, dog-boy, it was your idea to write some poncey poem for her!
Yes, it was my WONDERFUL idea to write out dear Lily-flower the LEAST PONCE-Y poem ever, an idea for which you owe me thirty galleons.
THIRTY GALLEONS! In your dreams, I'd rather eat Kenneth!
Kenneth? Oh dear, you're not one of those guys who names their-
NO! It's my broom! Jesus!
Oh, your broom, eh? *wink wink*
Shut up, Padfoot, you sound like a pouf.
It takes one to know one.
I… You…Grr! What are you, twelve?
Plus three, yes. At least I can write a decent poem.
Decent! Marielle Dumas slapped you after you read her that poem!
I don't remember that…
Of course you don't, you were completely sloshed.
Yes, well, that tends to affect one's memory.
It affects one's depth perception, too, apparently. As I remember it, you tried to punch her back, but ended up punching Frank Longbottom.
Oh, Really? Poor Frank, is he okay? Plus, I wouldn't trust your memory, you were maximum hammered, too.
Too true. What were we talking about again?
Nonces…Frank Longbottom…
Hey now, Frank is a nice enough guy, I wouldn't call him a nonce!
Well, actually…
Never said he wasn't nice.
Speak of the devil, where IS Frank?
Maybe he ran away or flushed himself down the toilet coz you called him a nonce.
Shut up, Pads, I need his Charms notes…
A\N: My goal in life is not sounding like a complete nonce, jfyi. Some corny yearbook dealie asked and I answered. It would make my life if they put it in, though… WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE SUZE!
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