'Remus'
'Mrghrpruuuunggghh'
'Remus, guess what?'
'If I say what, will you go away?'
'No'
'…'
'Remus'
'What, Sirius?'
'It's 1:11…'
'And?'
'I just want you know…'
'Get on with it Sirius'
'You're my special friend'
'Sirius, if you don't go to sleep right now, you'll find a special friend up your arse.'
'You don't mean that, Special Friend'
'I mean whatever I say I mean, Sirius'
'But we're…'
'Say 'Special Friend' one more time and your spine is mine'
'That rhymed'
'You rhyme, you big pouf.'
'Your MOM rhymed!'
'I'm not going to do this with you'
'I'm not going to do this with YOUR MOM!!'
'Sirius, you don't know my mom.'
'Exactly'
'Are you trying to insinuate something, buddy?'
'Maybe I am.'
'I'm not going to sink to your level'
'I'm penthouse, baby, you can't sink there!'
'You know what, Sirius? You are penthouse…'
'Oh, yeah!'
'Sky high'
'Dangit, Remus, that was just a rumour and you know it!'
'Whatever you say, Sirius. As long as you share.'
'Rem…You…I…'
'Goodnight, Special Friend'
A\N: Written at one in the morning for all the roommates and such that I have kept awake with my writing at one in the morning. You are all my Special Friends, even though I can't name you all by name at the moment. To everyone who reviews, go Virtual Weasley sweaters, my love, and (if you have questions) answers!!
Disclaimer: Believe whatever you want. Be a Wiccan, a Cristian, or Jew. But there's one thing you can't believe: That I'm Miz Jo Rowling.
That's Crazy.