Hey, James, guess what?
What, Padfoot?
Someone's going to sneak a Love Potion into your Pumpkin Juice this evening!
Who?!
I'll never tell!
Honestly, Sirius, tell me or die!
Is that a threat?
No, it's a lollipop, of COURSE it's a threat.
I shan't say nothing if you can't say PLEEAASSEE!!
You got that off Peeves! Tell MEE!
No, you're being rude.
Rude? No, Sirius, wait, don't get…!
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Teacher's Detention Slip
Name: James Potter
Infraction: Death threats, Note-passing
Detention Date(s): 11/9/76, 11/10/76
Prefect Supervisor: Lily Evans
Teacher's Signature: M. McGonagall
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Teacher's Detention Slip
Name: Sirius Black
Infraction: Note-Passing
Detention Date(s): 11/11/76
Prefect Supervisor: Remus Lupin
Teacher's Signature: M. McGonagall
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11/9/ 76
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my…
Evanss! One hundred repetitions is a little harsh, don't you think?
Now that you mention it… NO! Stop with the whinging,you have ninety-eight to go.
Ninety-seven, you mean.
Any more moaning, and it'll be THREE hundred, you berk
I was only threatening Sirius because he wouldn't tell me who was going to try and POISON me tonight!
Oh, Lucinda Vane you mean?
What?
Lucinda Vane was going to quote 'try and POISON you' unquote
Love Potion, Poison, same end result: MY DEATH!
You're an idiot
You're laughing
At your stupidity!
Laughing all the same!
Yeah… you always do make me laugh
WHAT?
What? The great pranking king, James Potter, can't admit he's funny?
But you always tell us we're idiots!
You are idiots. Funny idiots.
So you were lying?
Saving face, more like.
Semantics, LIAR!
Snitch-Licker
Diggory-Lover!
Pudding-Sniffer!!
Snape-Kisser!!!
Boxer-Eater!!!!!
HUMPH! That was ONE time!
Enough with the contractions, Potter. Ninety-seven more repetitions
Okay.
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
I will not threaten my friends
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A\N: YAY! More notes! Inspired by my Restaurant-owning friend, Bill. We salute you, Cap'n! So Bill said the 'No, it's a lollipop, of COURSE it's a threat!' thing to me, and I could just picture James saying that. Bill says I'm a loony for coming up with Marauders stories in the middle of Religion. I think I'll burn BILL next Guy Fawkes Night. HUMPH. It had to be in a year.
So, anyhoo! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! E-Weasley sweaters! E-Weasley sweaters for all those who review!!