BEFOREWORD: Um, here's another instant message session, this takes place a few days after the last one I guess, and has new people! (I'm pretty sure they're all different from last time) I think they're all pretty obvious… again…. I don't think this one turned out as funny as the last one.. probably the mixture of these particular personalities or something, but it's still pretty funny I think ^-^ (I hope) and…. It's 4:42 am… (:O
Chat Room: Dazed and Confunded
I_heart_regulus_not_sirius: I SAID NO.
I_luv_harry _potter: PLEASEEEEEEE
I_heart_regulus_not_sirius: no, i found it, I'm keeping it.
I_luv_harry_potter: but you can't even play it! and we're sooo bored in the
hogwarts kitchen!
I_heart_regulus_not_sirius: I don't care, it's my monopoly, and I'm keeping it. I like to play with the pieces.
I_luv_harry_potter: that's stupid
I_heart_regulus_not_sirius: not as stupid as you jinxing a bludger to attack harry
I_luv_harry_potter: I know… T-T bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby!
Entering: blackdog31
I_heart_regulus_not_sirius: great
Blackdog31: hey kreature, go make me a sandwich
I_heart_regulus_not_sirius: filthy muggle lover
Exiting: i_heart_regulus_not_sirius
Blackdog31: hi dobby
I_luv_harry_potter: bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby!
Blackdog31: okay..?
I_luv_harry_potter: bad dobby bad dobby bad dobby!
Exiting: i_luv_harry_potter
Blackdog31: …wut?
Entering: thedarklordismylover
Blackdog31: how's the death eating going?
Thedarklordismylover: bad, but better since I killed you!
Blackdog31: jerk.
Thedarklordismylover: nice comeback
Entering: gotcha_voldy334
Blackdog31: hey, it's a family reunion!
Gotcha_voldy334: is b here?
Blackdog31: yeah
Gotcha_voldy334: ha! Guess what b? I indirectly and unknowingly helped harry
kill a piece of voldemort!
Gotcha_voldy334: :D
Thedarklordismylover: I regret that I was not the one to kill you
Blackdog31: ouch
Gotcha_voldy334: you're just sore because voldy doesn't really love anyone or anything
Thedarklordismylover: he does! He loves me! I know it!
Blackdog31: did he ever tell you?
thedarklordismylover: not directly… but he does!
Blackdog31: has he ever favoured you above his other followers?
Thedarklordismylover: well… he likes me more than lucious..
Gotcha_voldy334: impressive
Thedarklordismylover: :P
Blackdog31: did he ever indicate in any way that you mean anything to him?
Thedarklordismylover: yes! He.. um… didn't kill me…
Gotcha_voldy334: wow.. when's the wedding?
Blackdog31: do I get to be a bridesmaid?
Exiting: thedarklordismylover
Gotcha_voldy334: hahahahaha
Blackdog31: hahahaha
Entering: kittiesssss
Blackdog31: uuggghhhh…
Gotcha_voldy334: wait, who's kittiesssss?
Kittiesssss: Hm. It seems they let anyone on this chatting site these days.
Blackdog31: go away, no stupid people allowed.
Kittiesssss: That is no way to talk to your superiors. Especially when your superiors are connected to very influential ministy wizards, command wall kitties, and possess your dead friend's eye ball.
Blackdog31: yeah… that's just gross
Gotcha_voldy334: WHO ARE YOU?
Kittiesssss: You're slow, aren't you?
Blackdog31: come on man, order of the pheonix, deathly hallows, ring any bells?
Gotcha_voldy334: what?
Kittiesssss: He obviously doesn't know because he died a long time before that.
Blackdog31: oh yeah..
Gotcha_voldy334: yep. So, uh, who are you?
Entering: wizardsarefake
Gotcha_voldy334: what the…?
Blackdog31: yeah, I don't' even know who that is..
Wizardsarefake: I'VE GOT A THING OR TWO TO SAY TO YOU FREAKS
Kittiesssss: There's no need to shout. Now, what is it that you want?
Blackdog31: yeah, and what's up with your screen name?
Wizardsarefake: THERE'S NOTHING "UP" WITH IT, IT'S TRUE! AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS ABOUT MESSIN WITH MY BOY THE OTHER DAY!
Gotcha_voldy334: uh… what are you talking about?
Wizardsarefake: I KNOW YOU FREAKS DID SOME OF YOUR FREAKY TRICKS ON MY BOY! YOU TRICKED HIM INTO DEFECATING ALL OVER THE SOFA IN THE LIVING ROOM! I KNOW YOU DID!
Kittiesssss: Well, I don't know about those other people, but I'm not a freak, and I certainly did no such thing to no such boy.
Blackdog31: yeah, I didn't do that, but I sure love who ever did
Gotcha_voldy334: I still have no idea who you or kittiesssss are…
Wizardsarefake: STOP MESSIN WITH MY BOY! OR I'LL GET A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU! I'M SERIOUS! CUT IT OUT! THIS INSTANT!
Exiting: wizardsarefake
Blackdog31: hahahahahaha a "restraining order"? hahahahaha ooooo I'm so scared!
Kittiesssss: Well, this is very concerning news about this poor boy. I'm going to look into it right away… or make some people less important than me look into it right away…
Exiting: kittiesssss
Bkacldog31: finally
Entering: pleasantplimpies25
Pleasantplimpies25: hello all
Blackdog31: yay! luna's here!
Gotcha_voldy334: wait, who's luna?
Blackdog31: so, what's the latest news on the crumpet's horny snorkling back thing?
Pleasantplimpies25: oh, no news on the crumple-horned snorkack, but there have been increased nargle sightings in east scotland these days… I suppose they're mating or something.
Blackdog31: what are those?
Pleasantplimpies25: oh, nargles? Well they're just these little creatures. They're not harmful really, they just lurk near mistletoe and cause mischeif. They're really quite enjoyable.
Blackdog31: cool. I want one!
Pleasantplimpies25: well, they're nearly impossible to see, so catching them is rather difficult.
Blackdog31: aw man…
Blackdog31: wait, what time is it?
Pleasantplimpies25: I believe it's four past 3:25 in the morning
Blackdog31: I gotta go, that late night animgaus sitcom comes on in like a minute. Bye!
Pleasantplimpies25: farewell, I should go too.. my beeteous pantalilies need to be watered very frequently
Exiting: blackdog31
Exiting: pleasantplimpies25
Gotcha_vodly334: hello?
Entering: who_am_i?
Who_am_i?: hello? Is anyone there?
Gotcha_voldy334: hey
Who_am_i?: do you know who I am?
Gotcha_voldy334: NO!
Who_am_i?: me neither
Exiting: who_am_i?
Gotcha_voldy334: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
AFTERWORD: I hope you liked it ^-^ um… and I hope you caught the 2 led zeppelin references… and uh… I think I'm gonna go to bed right now. And post this later. Yep.