A/N: Warning this chapter contains very strong Masaya bashing

A/N: Warning this chapter contains very strong Masaya bashing.

Disclaimer: No I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. Get that message through you thick skull.

Chapter 2: Masaya goes out

Pai began to deal out the cards and chips, while Kish and Taruto brought out the snacks. These so called snacks caused the mews, the pastry chef, the angry jerk, and the tree hugger to gasp. Indeed they were by far the most flamboyant snacks they had ever seen. There were (insert super fancy snacks here and a lot of them).

"Why is there food here?" asked Minto.

Kish gave her a critical look, "It's to eat of course." Kish told her.

"Your making us gamble for our lives, but your still giving us food?" Ryou asked as he sat down next to Keiichirou.

"Of course." Said Pai, not smiling. "You wouldn't want to gamble for your lives on an empty stomach."

Pudding eagerly grabbed for an (insert fancy food name here) and shoved it in her mouth. "It's delicious, Na No Da!" She giggled as she swallowed up the (insert fancy food here). Minto paused for a moment before helping herself to one of the delicacies. "Wow, it really is delicious!" She exclaimed as Kish smirked.

"Of course it is!" He said, winking at Ichigo. "I made them myself after all." Everyone except Pai and Taruto stared at him. "You made these?" Lettuce asked as she blushed slightly. "Yep." Kish smiled at her and rested his chin on his hand, which caused Lettuce to blush more. Pai quickly threw an éclair at Kish, which covered his face in pastry cream on contact.

"Let's begin the game." Pai growled as he examined his cards, attempting to hide the blush on his face. Kish grinned as he wiped off the last bits of éclair guts off his face. "Oooh… someone's in love." Kish said in a voice that would get anyone mad at him, which earned him another éclair to the face.

So they game of poker began( I don't know a ton about poker so let's just say that after two hours, Kish getting hit in face by three more éclairs, much to the despair of Ichigo, and the delight of Kish and Ryou, the tree-hugger lost.)

"Ah, dang it…" Masaya muttered slumping in his chair "…why do I always lose at gambling?"

"Well because you're such a goody two shoes that you can't do anything bad." Ryou stated. (Zen-kun: Also, because my partner in crime hates Masaya with a passion. –is hit with an éclair by Arizo-)

"Also because Pai cheat…" Kish broke off all of a sudden as Pai raised an éclair threateningly. Masaya looked at Ichigo and smiled sadly at her. "I'm so sorry Ichigo, but I cannot protect you any longer…" He looked at his feet sadly as Kish prepared an éclair to throw. "Oh… Aoyama-kun…" Ichigo's eyes began to water as she got up and began to walk over to her boyfriend.

"Ah… Ichigo…!"

"Aoyama-kun…!"

"Ichigo…!"

"Aoyama-kun…!"

"Ichi-"

The éclair hit target (The target being Masaya's face.) precisely, which caused Kish to grin devilishly. "Oi…! Pai shouted from across the table. "That's my move, you copycat!"

"Yeah!" Ryou said as Kish glared at him. "You're next, pretty boy!" Kish said as he began to deal out the next hand.

Author's Notes:

Arizo: Well the Masaya bashing wasn't that strong, sorry to all you Masaya haters, like me, who had their hopes up.

Zen-kun: This chapter was particularly hard for me… -wipes away tear- Oh well. At least Kish got an éclair to the face… gross stalker deserves it, heh heh…

Arizo: Sorry if you thought the chapter was too short.

Love all who are kind enough to review! (Zen-kun: Agh! Too nice! –dies-)