Title: The First Time Barry Got Laid!
Barry/Ursula- BoastShipping
Requested by: Mo12341234
Barry had a very interesting day. He was somehow 'hypnotized' into watching a peach-haired girl perform in a Pokémon Contest. Barry watched as the girl used her Plusle and Minun to gracefully pass the Appeal Round and the Battle Round. Barry was dumbfounded for some reason. To Barry, she looked like an elegant princess, her graceful movements crushing those who stand in her way.
Barry decided to introduce himself to her after the Contest, get to know her and have a battle in the near future...
...More like teasing her saying that he was better than she was.
Therefore, after the Contest, Barry found her with her Plusle and Minun. They were sitting at a table in the corner of the ballroom. Barry sat down across from her and musters up the courage to say, "Hi! I'm Barry!"
The peach-haired girl said nothing for a moment. She looked at him with her eyes staring at his. She can tell he was arrogant and boastful, of course so was she.
"I'm better than you!"
Barry scowled, "Girl, don't get ahead of yourself!"
"My name is not Girl, its Ursula!" she replied bitterly, "That's a fact!"
"Ha! You wish!"
The two bickered for a while until those words took Barry by surprise:
"As least I kiss like a girl because I am one."
"What's that supposed to mean?" a bewildered Barry asked.
"Take a wild guess, Blondie!"
He strode across the room then, adamant he would prove her wrong, because damn it, he would not go down in Sinnoh History as that kid that kissed like a girl, and at the volume she was yelling at, it was better he shut her up now before the rumor spread.
Plus, you know, kissing her was not all that much of a hardship...
...until Ursula dragged Barry into her hotel room where she promised that she will make Barry's sex life...very enjoyable and very painful.