Disclaimer: Me? Why I do indeed own Tokyo Mew Mew. –is hit with a paper fan by Pai- Zen-kun: Hey! You're Chinese, so you don't get that privlage!
Pai: -raises an eyebrow- What makes you think I'm Chinese?
Zen-kun: Well, Pai is another name for the Pei Ho river, which is in China, so therefore, you are Chinese! –smiles brightly-
Pai: Whatever. You don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, and that's that.
Zen-kun: -glares at Pai- Dammit.
Chapter 3: Ichigo goes out…! Oh Ehm Gee!
"Dang it!" Ichigo slammed her completely un-matching hand onto the table and rested her head in her hands. "I suck at poker!" She sobbed as Kish furrowed his eyebrows. "Well Aoyama-kun at least we'll die together" Ichigo sighed smiling weakly at him. Kish glowered at them and stood up. "It's not like we were going to kill you anyway!" Kish exclaimed as he stormed into the kitchen to get more snacks.
Pai smirked as he laid out his perfect hand. "It looks like someone's having a hissy fit." Suddenly, a small strawberry tart flew through the air and hit Pai on the side of his face. Pai's face went blank as Taruto stifled a giggle. "Excuse me, but I just remembered that I have something to do." He said coolly as he stood up and walked into the kitchen.
A few moments later, a loud scream was heard, and then sudden silence. Everyone looked at each other quietly for a moment.
"Anyone want a muffin?" Zakuro asked holding up the plate.
Kish came out of the kitchen five minutes later sporting several bruises and a few scratches, and carrying more flamboyant snacks because they were now almost out of them. Pai appeared a few moments later, his purple hair slightly damp, brushing his hands off like he had just taken care of something and he was proud of it.
"As I was saying Ichigo" Kish stated placing the new tray of snacks down, "we weren't planning on killing you anyway."
"I knew that Kish would kill me in my sleep, or at least he would try to, if I did kill you so we agreed you'll just be kept prisoner for life" Pai said coolly.
Ichigo rammed her head into the table while everyone else simply grabbed another delicacy and waited for Pai to deal out the next round.
Author's notes
Zen-kun: Just filling up the space… lalala… -dances-