(A/N: legal mumbo jumbo; I don't own soul calibur, Namco does…which makes me sad TT :weeps: )

Chapter 10: Peanut Gallery…

"You're joking!!!" all of the girls of Soul Calibur squealed, "Tell us, more!!"

"What's more to tell, other than we love each other?" Ivy said shrugging.

"I always thought that he was a creep," Cassandra said.

"Yeah, his costumes freak me out," Talim agreed.

"Will you two shut it?" Ivy sneered.

"Good for you, Ivy," Taki said, "It's too bad Mitsurugi doesn't have Voldo's chivalry."

"I'm happy for you Ivy," Sophitia said, "Having someone who loves you for who you are is very important in life."

"I wish Kilik would hurry up and do the same!" Xianghua sighed, "The man's too damn shy!"

"That's 'cause you gotta coax it out of him!" Tira said giving a hearty slap on Xianghua's shoulder.

Everyone laughed.

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Yoshimitsu stood on top of a table to get everyone's attention. "Attention! Attention! I have an announcement to make!"

Everyone turned towards the mechanical samurai standing on top of a table. Voldo sat behind him with his black hood over his head.

xxx

All the men laughed their heads off.

"Good one, Yoshimitsu!" Maxi yelled through fits of laughter. Cervantes nearly fell out his seat, taking the grog with him.

"We always knew you were the comedian!!" laughed Nightmare.

Voldo's face turned as red as a tomato and hid his face completely in his cloak. "I told you," he muttered, retreating into the blackness of his cloak.

"Shut up, I know what I'm doing," Yoshimitsu said. He grabbed an empty bottle and slammed it on the table. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.

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"What the hell was that?" Tira asked, after hearing the broken glass from the other room.

"Was that Yoshimitsu?" Taki asked quizzically.

"Better yet," Ivy mused, "What the hell is going on in there?"

Everyone nodded their head and headed for the other room.

xxx

The room fell silent.

Voldo's heart was going off like a jackhammer, he had never heard Yoshimitsu yell that loud or say such words.

"This is no way to treat a comrade," Yoshimitsu started.

"You mean your comrade!" Maxi blurted out.

"Shut up, peanut gallery!!" Yoshimitsu yelled and threw and empty bottle at Maxi's head, causing him to faint.

"Anyway," Yoshimitsu continued but stopped short after seeing the women walking in, "I'll leave the rest to them…" he said getting down.

"What did I tell you?" said a silky voice that made Voldo jump. The room fell silent again.

"Vercci," Voldo whispered as a pale white figure appeared in front of everyone…

(a/n: oh snaps…guess who arrived?? and omg who knew that yoshimitsu would EVER use that language??? Btw, the rating may go up because of the language that will be used in the next chapter. WARNING the majority of the dialogue in the next chapter will be in another language. Don't fret, I will translate, as always! Stay tuned!!)