I just have to get all of this up and done. :D
Balls Awesome!
Miroku didn't succeed in catching the girls'. They were just too damn sneaky! He sighed and went to the river nearby to wash his face. Kagome and Sango, meanwhile, were back at the inn. They told Inuyasha and Shippo what went down and the two went into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. That entire night, Miroku was mercilessly teased about being the ugliest geisha they had ever laid eyes on.
After everyone else was snoozing, Sango and Kagome began to discuss their next victim. They debated over who should be next and what they should do to said person. After much deliberation, they came to a decision. The victim was none other than Inuyasha.
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The next day proved to be interesting. The group had been walking for what seemed like forever, when in all actuality it had only been and hour and a half. The girls' decided now was the time to annoy Inuyasha.
"Inuyashaaaa," Kagome whined. Said hanyou rolled his eyes and turned around. "What?" he snapped. "My legs hurt and I'm tired. Let's stop." Inuyasha was about to make a reply, but Sango beat him to it. "Yeah," she started. "I'm hungry and my butt hurts!" This caused Miroku to quirk his eyebrows. "Well, I can remedy that situation…" he started but was cut off by Sango launching a large boulder his way.
"No! We just left the last village. We are not stopping now," Inuyasha turned away and began walking. Kagome nodded to Sango and both girls' stood stock still. Kagome began shaking with feigned rage and her face turned red. Sango started stomping around and yelled about how unfair Inuyasha was. Kagome pulled on her hair while Sango screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What the hell? Knock it off!" Inuyasha yelled. "NO," both girls' yelled at the same time. "I'm going to hold my breath and Sango's going to scream until you let us stop and rest!" Kagome yelled rather childishly.
"Keh, do what you please, wench. I ain't giving in," Inuyasha crossed his arms and turned up his nose. Kagome sucked in air and began holding her breath. Sango screamed until she was blue in the face. This went on for quite awhile. Who knew Kagome could hold her breath for that long and Sango could scream at that decibel!
Finally, Inuyasha gave in. "Fine! We'll stop here!" He threw his hands up in the air and plopped to the ground, Miroku following suit. Kagome and Sango beamed. "Nah, I'm good," Kagome chirped and began skipping off, Sango in tow singing "Lalalalalalala!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Inuyasha hopped up and began running after the women. They gave him an innocent look, and Inuyasha sputtered. Giving up, he stormed ahead of the group.
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Several hours passed and Inuyasha stopped for the night. Little did he know the girls' weren't done with their plan in annoying the hell out him. Kagome sauntered up to the unsuspecting hanyou and at to his left. Sango did the same thing, except she positioned herself on his right.
"What do you two want?" Inuyasha murmured impatiently. Kagome replied huskily, "I want you, Inuyasha. Sango's here to make sure I get what I want." Inuyasha looked totally freaked out. Kagome tackled him to the ground and tried ripping his haori off. Inuyasha struggled beneath the light weight of Kagome and managed to push her off of him.
"You don't want me?" Kagome sniffed. "YOU ASS HOLE," Sango roared. "Just fuck her already!" Inuyasha was utterly terrified now. "Wh-what?" he stammered. "You heard her, moron! Fuck me!" Kagome and Sango proceeded to slap Inuyasha back and forth. Sango grabbed the nearest boulder (she really likes boulders!) and whacked Inuyasha upside the head, rendering him unconscious.
Miroku, Shippo and Kirara looked on the whole time, completely amused. About twenty minutes later, Inuyasha woke up from the black abyss. He stared at Sango and Kagome.
"What the hell has gotten into the two of you?" he bellowed. "Why the hell do you want me to fuck Kagome?" Sango gave him a look of confusion while Kagome gave him one of anger. "YOU SICK PERVERT," Kagome screeched. "Just what the hell are you talking about, Inuyasha?" Sango asked. Inuyasha opened and closed his mouth like a fish out of water.
"You must've been dreaming, idiot. No way in the cheesy hell would I let your dick anywhere near Kagome!" Inuyasha shook his head. He was pissed so he decided to run off into the forest. "Stupid women," he mumbled to himself. Just then, he looked up and noticed a couple soul collectors dancing in the sky. They were beckoning him to their mistress.
Back at the campsite, Kagome and Sango noticed the soul collectors as well and smirked evilly. They stood up and ran in the direction that Inuyasha had left earlier. While running, they discussed their plans.
"This is going to be the best yet!" Kagome mused to herself. She looked over to Sango who had the same smirk plastered across her face. "This will be great!" Sango thought.
I bet you all can guess who the next victim is! Also, FanFiction won't let me center anything. I'll fix it later.