Here we go!
Disclaimer: I forgot to mention this on previous chapters, but I don't own Inuyasha or the song "My Dick." There. Happy?
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Kagome and Sango arrived at the scene of Kikyo and Inuyasha. The two were talking about how much they loved one another and how Inuyasha would do anything for Kikyo. Sango rolled her eyes at this; Kagome just looked disgusted. The two girls' grinned and nodded at each other.
Kagome and Sango jumped out from behind the bushes and in front of Inuyasha and Kikyo. They stepped back in surprise. "What is it you want?" Kikyo asked in a cold, hollow voice.
"We want to sing a song!" Sango replied, a huge smile stretched across her face. Kagome pulled a stereo out of no where and turned it on. She cleared her throat and Sango did the same. Needless to say, Inuyasha was beyond confused.
Suddenly, a tune began to play. Sango and Kagome began bouncing up and down. Then they sang.
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skippy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Kikyo's mouth hung open, her eyes were wide. She couldn't even comprehend what just went on! Inuyasha just stared at Sango and Kagome, who had sometime during the song, pulled out chains and "bling."
"Yeah, boooooi," was Kagome's response, her arms spread out. "Word," Sango crossed her arms and tilted her body to the side, slightly nodding her head. Inuyasha had no idea what to say.
Finally, Kikyo spoke up. "What…what the hell?" Sango and Kagome started laughing. "Yo, clay pot. That song was for you," Sango stated simply. Kikyo glared, "Why would you sing a song about…about…that to me?" This time Kagome replied, "Because my dick is better than yours, Kinky-ho!"
Kagome and Sango were having a blast! The look on Kikyo's face was priceless. They had gotten the dead priestess good. Kagome nodded towards Inuyasha, "Don't let this here clay pot take you to hell, Inu poo." Sango guffawed. They laughed the whole back to camp.
Once there, they proceeded to tell Miroku what had just happened. He insisted on hearing the song, so Kagome pulled the stereo out again and began the music. The girls' did their routine for a second time that night.
Inuyasha walked into the clearing only to see Kagome and Sango singing "My Dick" again. He screamed like a little girl and ran into the forest.
And that was chapter three. On to chapter four! Please let me know what you think.