Here is chapter four!
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Balls Awesome!
The journey was dull. Kagome and Sango lagged behind the group, talking about their next victim. "Sango, how're we going to get him here? I haven't seen him in weeks," Kagome asked her friend. Sango stopped in her tracks, took a deep breath and yelled, "SESSHOUMARU, I HAVE YOUR FLUFFY."
Out of no where, Sesshoumaru appeared with a glare evident in his cold eyes. "What did you say, mortal?" He focused his anger on Sango who grinned innocently up at him. "I said nothing," she claimed.
"Do you have a super nose?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah. Can you smell things from miles away?" Sango piped in.
"Yes. Why is it you wonder?" Sesshoumaru quirked a brow.
Suddenly, a fart ripped through the air. Everyone turned their attention to Sango who had a satisfied look in her eyes. Kagome fanned her nose. "Whew, Sango! That was a nasty one. Bet I can beat that!" Kagome then let one loose. Sango cackled at the men's faces.
"Oh man, Kagome! That was horrid!" Sango cheered. The two continued to rip farts for about three minutes straight. Miroku passed out due to the lack of clean air in the vicinity. Shippo and Kirara ran behind a tree for protection. Inuyasha was gagging and Sesshoumaru was turning a lovely shade of green.
"Dude, Sango! It smells like something crawled up our asses and died," Kagome giggled. Sango then took notice of little Rin standing off to the side. She beckoned the young girl over. When Rin was right next to Sango, the older girl kneeled down and whispered something into her younger counterpart's ear. Rin's face lit up and Sango and Kagome laughed.
"This is fantastic, Kagome! Rin is going to carry on our legacy when we're not around," Sango was ecstatic. "Sesshoumaru will never get a breath of fresh air at this rate!" Kagome agreed.
Speaking of which, the girls' turned their attention back to the males. Miroku was on the ground, little swirlies replaced his eyes. Inuyasha was on all fours, attempting to catch his breath. Sesshoumaru was trying not to puke. He did have the best nose in the group so ultimately he was the one suffering the most.
Sango and Kagome almost felt bad for him. Almost, but they didn't. In fact, they were quite pleased with themselves. Kagome considered this revenge for all the bull shit Sesshoumaru had put the group through in the past. Her reverie was cut off by the sound of Sango's voice.
"Oh, no. I'm not done yet," Sango ripped a nasty one. Kagome joined in for round two of the fart off. She felt like she had a case of déjà vu. Kagome voiced her opinions to Sango, who agreed.
"I do believe the last time this happened, it was called a 'Hairy Poot Contest.' And it was between Kouga and Inuyasha. I'm pretty sure it was over you. Didn't Inuyasha win?" Sango explained. (This is a reference to mine and Kiska King's FanFic "Hairy Pooter: A Short Story.)
"Oh, yeah. You're right," Kagome agreed. She vaguely remembered it. Probably due to the fact those demons' farts were fifty times more pungent than hers and Sango's.
Kagome decided to forget about the past and continue farting with Sango until Sesshoumaru passed out. This happened no more then thirty seconds later.
Sango pumped her fists in the air victoriously. Kagome did her victory dance. They were the only two not affected by the gas. Inuyasha silently wondered if the gas could rival that of Naraku's miasma.
Kagome linked arms with Sango and the two began skipping away. "Don't forget what I told you, Rin!" Sango called back to the young girl. Rin gave them a toothy grin before awakening her lord and beginning the duty bestowed upon her by the taijiya and miko.
This chapter is now over. :) I already have this story planned out so it won't take long to update. Reviews are appreciated!