No one asked, but I delivered anyways!
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Balls Awesome!
The gang was once again on the road and Kagome and Sango were planning their next victim. The girls' had decided the next time they saw him, they would definitely pick on Naraku.
A few hours passed and the sun was high in the sky, the wind playing with everyone's hair and clothes. Then, Inuyasha sensed him. It was Naraku. He appeared out of no where in front of his greatest enemies.
Sango grinned at Kagome who in turn cleared her throat. "Ahem. Excuse me, Naraku. Sango and I would like to have a word with you." He gave the girl a cold look that clearly said "go on."
"Well, we all know you have issues and my dear friend and I like to think we can help you," Sango stated simply. Suddenly Kagome pulled out a simple chair-couch thing (the ones psychologists use) and threw Naraku on top of it.
Sango and Kagome sat down on two random chairs behind Naraku's body and began their "therapy session." Kagome flipped through a note pad and Sango adjusted her newly acquired glasses.
"Your name is Naraku, correct?" Sango asked. "Uhh, yeah?" he answered. Kagome scribbled something in her note pad. "Tell me, do you feel crazed at times?" Kagome's voice rung out to Naraku's ears. He choked back a sob that tried to escape his throat.
"Yes, I am crazy! My whole life, all I wanted was to be accepted," Naraku buried his face in his hands. Kagome nodded a few times and wrote in her pad of paper again. Sango was shuffling some note cards and cleared her throat.
"Now, Naraku, just so we're clear, Kagome and I are only here to help you. After you have answered our questions, we'll give you our results," Sango told Naraku calmly. Naraku shook his head meekly.
About twenty minutes later, the girls' were done with their questions. Throughout the whole session, Kagome was vigorously jotting down notes. Sango told Naraku to give her and Kagome a few minutes to discuss between themselves.
A few moments later, Kagome and Sango turned to the baboon man with a grim expression on their faces. Naraku looked worried. "What? What is it? What's wrong with me?" Sango turned to Kagome and silently bid her to continue. Kagome looked at the man sadly, "We've come to the conclusion that you are balls deep in a canyon of crazy…so to speak." The man looked distraught at this prospect.
"What else have you come up with?" he asked. Kagome and Sango shook their head, clearly stating that was all they could figure out. Naraku asked, "Then what all did you write down in that note pad of yours?"
Kagome smiled and flipped the pad around to show Naraku. "I drew a bunny!" she giggled. Sango began singing, "Bunny bunny bunny BUNNY." Naraku sweat dropped.
Throughout all of this, Inuyasha and Miroku were wagering what the girls' diagnosis would be. Miroku thought they would say something along the lines that he was crazy then proceed to beat him upside the head with Sango's favorite item: a large boulder. Inuyasha bet that they'd tell Naraku he was a nut case and continually poke him with a stick.
They were somewhat right. Sango hefted a log over her head and brought it down on top of an unsuspecting Naraku. Kagome then started throwing dirt all over the baboon. They cackled manically and ran off down the road.
Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo and Kirara were left with an enraged half demon on their hands. "I think we should follow after the girls," Miroku suggested. Inuyasha nodded his head in agreement. With that, they all ran after the girls.