No authors note today so I will go straight to the randomness!

Jasper: Why do I have to be in the randomness, isn't it usually Edward or Jacob?

Me: Because I am the author and you will do what I say! **Jasper gets attacked by a random Falcon that tries to peck his eyes out**

Jasper: Why do you make painful events happen to me and my family when we disagree with you?

Me: Because I control the universe for this story, **turns to audience with serious face** But I do not own the twilight universe.

Jasper: AAHHHH! I'm blind you bitch. ** go into cardiac arrest**, WTF? I don't have a beating heart how can I go into cardiac arrest (Heart attack for dum asses) .

Me: It's my story

In the Lab

"So Blue, what's the plan this time, be a teacher's pet, or see how many teachers you can get to hate you on the first day." Blue pretended to think this over.

"See how many teacher I can get to hate me on the first day AND be as disruptive as possible." Bella rolled her eyes.

"And how were you planning to disrupt the class?" Blues eyes lit up devilishly.

"I thought a game of Rock Paper Scissors Slap between you and me should do the trick." (It's a game were the loser of paper scissors rock gets slapped on the hand, and you continue as fast as you can until someone gives up, then they lose and the game is over)

"Well you know my weakness; I can't turn down that game. Hope you're not a sore loser." Bella taunted as they sat down. Blue had already convinced the teacher not to make her introduce herself.

"Today class, we will be starting a new topic. We will be breeding brine shrimps. I know it sounds boring but it is actually very difficult. You need to test the water every day, and without the right condition you will not be successful, and this is 15% of your final grade. I will be coming round with the instruction sheet and Mike will hand out the equipment. Oh! Mr. Cullen, would you please move next to Mr. Alastair, I need all students to have a partner for this experiment." Edward moodily got up and moved to the back of the class. Bella had decided to sit with Blue so they could catch up.

Meanwhile Bella and Blue were talking animatedly about the best time to disrupt. They sped through the first day's work since both and done the lab before. They decided that now would be the best time to ruin and innocent mans day.

They started playing their game, yelling every time one of them slapped the other on the outstretched hand. The teacher came over to ask them what the matter was.

"We're finished, and this is the best way to pass time." Blue replied while slapping Bella's and started rock paper scissors again.

"Would you refrain from playing it in my class please?" He was becoming mad now because they kept on playing.

"You see sir I would mind, I can't stop playing or else I would lose, and I always win. But you could ask Bella if she could stop." Blue was just winding him up; she knew that Bella would play as long as she could. They had once played for fifteen hours straight, until Blue was threatened with crashing her precious car if she didn't get any sleep.

"Bella?" He knew what the answer would be, but he had to try.

"Not a chance in hell, sir!" The entire class was watching the game and argument with Mr. Banner. It was apparent that Blue was better at winning paper scissors rock, but Bella was better at persevering the slaps; all in all it was a pretty even game, and no one was going to be giving up anytime soon.

"Bella can't you just carry on later?" Edward was seeing the punishment planned in Mr. Banner's head, and he did not want his love to have to go through that.

"What part of 'if I give up I lose' don't you get? I can't quit, my pride would die! If I lose I will lose with dignity! Do you want me to lose my dignity Edward! Is that what you want! It's what you want isn't it? When I win you are in deep shit Mr." Edward was shocked, Bella had never talked to him like that, and she had never taken something trivial this so seriously before.

"IF you win! Which you won't, because I always win." At this point Mr. Banner had turned an odd shade of purple. Zip silently came up and poked his face, and where his finger was, was a white circle that was slowly faded. Mr. Banner was too angry to notice, but Blue thought that was absolutely hilarious and starting cracking up and when Bella looked over she collapsed laughing, and her hand slipped out of the paper scissor rock position.

"Ha, I win, you dropped the position, therefore, you quit, and I WIN SUCKAS!' Blue Started doing a stupid happy dance.

Bella turned to stare at Zip, that's all she did, just stared, with no emotion on her face. Edward was completely bewildered with her actions recently.

Meanwhile, Zip had a terrified look on his face; he stood up and kept backing away from Bella's stare.

"AHHH, Blue, B's doing the creepy eye thing again!" With this statement Bella raised one eyebrow, and zip screamed again.

"Bella please, you know how much I hate that." She raised the other eyebrow.

"Bella, if you value my sanity, you will stop that." She put her hands on her hips.

"Bella, I will give you fifty bucks if you stop that." She crossed her arms over her chest.

"Okay, last offer, a new upgrade on your car. Wait what car do you have?" She heaved a sigh.

"What about a new car?" no reaction

"Customized?" Again, no reaction.

"No budget in decorating your room." The side of her mouth twitched. Then she spoke.

"all of the above plus an ipod touch, and you have to convince Tuft to program it." He sighed in relief.

"done, done and done." She smiled widely.

"Oh, and you have to be my slave for a week." Zip was still happy that she had stopped the creepy eye thing.

"Sure, whatev…. HEY NOWAY!" Her smile fell and she pouted and widened her eyes.

"But you said… yes." She said softly with a sob, and Edward was compelled to comfort her.

"Fine! I'll be your damn slave." Zip Exclaimed, Edward looked at him with a confuzzled look, then turned to Bella to see her with a victorious smirk on her face.

"And the Oscar goes to…." Blue announced loudly, Bella smiled sweetly and curtsied dramatically.

"I would like to thank my family, and my favourite idiot, Zipcode; your stupidity got me through it all…" she announced with heavy sarcasm.

Zip rolled his eyes, and the trio packed up their books.

"Let's leave this shithole! Where should we go? Hey, Blue why don't we show B the new house?" Zip suggested.

"Yep Sounds good, then we can …" their voices trailed off as they walked down the corridor.

"is it me, or is the Swan girl acting weird today?" Some random girl in the class said.

What do you think? Good? Bad? Reply and you shall be rewarded! I'm pleased to see that my most read story is the one I havn't wrote for six months. I might have a look and see what I can do with it this week.

I have put up a new story called "The Cullens take Public transport". It's a funny fic that I just randomly thought of. And here is a sneek peek.

It was another drizzly day in Forks, Washington, and Emmett was pouting for some reason that nobody knew. Edward was impatiently waiting for Bella to arrive by playing her lullaby on the piano. Alice was throwing clothes out of her closet because it was getting too full. And Jasper was reading a new book on the civil war.

They heard Bella's truck coming up the driveway and Edward rushed out to meet her. She got out and he swept her in a hug.

"Edward?" Bella asked hesitantly.

"Yes love?"

"You know how you wanted me to have the human experience?"

"Yes?" He asked uncertainly.

"Well, there's something I want the whole family to do."

"What?"

"I want…to take….PUBLIC TRANSPORT!" She squealed.

Taadaa! Awsome right? You Want to read it now don't you? Well you can!

Go! Read it now! And another story I have up is called "Running for my soul" And that is also up it's a Marcus/Bella story. And I still have no idea as to how marcus will be in it. so if you come up with something let me know.

Oh! And Go read my friends story Soccer in the twilight zone! By manunitedfan