Thanks for reviews (:

Credit to acncsonnywithachanceTNMBDluva for number 1

And to YezzerBezzer for number 2.

Smart Alec? More like smart Alice.

Forget Princess, I'd rather be a vampire.

I'm lost, please return me to Edward Cullen.

TWILIGHT: Ruined my wife.

"I was like 'OW paper cut' and Jasper was like 'OHNOMNOMNOM'"

I would have picked jacob, but whatever.

Boys in books are just better.

Jasper says: Relax!

Alice says: Make up your mind!

Emmett says: CHEESEWEASEL!

Send me more and you'll be credited just like the first two :D

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