Chapter three up! (Obviously)
Credit to YezzerBezzers for #1, XXForrestStarXX for #2, #3 and #4 and acncchannyswaTNMEDBluva for #5. (And me for the rest.)
You say Buffy, I say Twilight.
Being a mindreader can be torture around emmet
Voldemort never killed Cedric, just made him awsomer and sparkley
Who would want a prince charming when there's bloodthirsty vampires around?
Most girls want a Barbie for there birthday. I'd rather have an Alice Cullen doll.
Team Jakeward: Yeah, it exsists…. Now.
Adrenaline rushes, they're googleable.
Never got my letter from Hogwarts so, I'm moving to forks.
Shove it where the sun the don't make Edward sparkle.
"That guys creepy…" "And if Twilight has taught us anything its that creepy looking guys are thinking about cats…"
Remember if you want in, you have to review with one!
*Me and my friend actually had that conversation (#10)