Harry and Voldie Episode 2
(Camera shows the Coffery building and plays the first few notes of Hedwig's Theme)
Tom: Whoa! *Looks at crowd outside of building* Thank Merlin for the Employee Entrance. *walks in through Employee Entrance and puts on work apron. Finds Frank and walks up to him* Hell Frank. What's this new drink everyone's buzzing about?
Frank: It's a blend of green tea and our signature Arctic Cappuccino. Try it. *hands Tom sample size drink*
Tom: *drinks it* Whoa! I taste something between totally awesome and cash cow! *high-fives Frank*
Frank: Young people and their crazy hand gestures. *cue laugh track* Well the store's about to opens so get behind the counter. I'll start handing out samples to the crowd.
Tom: Okay sir.
Frank: *opens door and fights off mob of people itching to get their morning coffee.* Hold your horses people! I've got samples of the new drink right here! *closes and locks door behind him* Now if you could just form a line in an orderly fashion I'd be happy to give you a sam- Ahhh! Help me! *Frank is rushed by an eager crowd*
Tom: Ahh! *unlocks door and pulls Frank back into the building.* Good Lord man. What did they do to you?
Frank: They opened my mind… to how much money this will make! *laughs*
Tom: *helps Frank up* We're making money just by leaving them out there! *Looks at clock.* No. It can't be. *Looks grimly at Frank* It's opening time. *Takes on gruff and gravelly voice*Everyone to your battle stations! That lock is timed to disengage in T-minus 1 minute. When the storm comes you must be prepared.
Drink mixer: I don't think the machines can take this kind of craze. *Sheds a tear.*
Tom: When the rush is over, we'll have enough money to buy twelve of your precious little machines, do you hear me soldier?
Drink Mixer: Yes, sir. *cue laugh track*
Tom: T-minus ten seconds. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
(Mob of thirsty customers rushes in.)
Tom: *over the noise* One at a time please!
(Crowd continues yelling and screaming)
Tom: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, NO ONE WILL GET ANY COFFEE!
(Crowd quiets down and a soft cricket chirping is heard)
Tom: What would you like today?
Customer 1: I'd like one of your green coffee chillers please.
Tom: That will be four dollars. *hands her drink*
Customer 1: Here you go deary.
Tom: Thank you.
Drink Mixer: I added some cinnamon as a special bonus. Enjoy.
Customer 1: Well thank you!
Customer 2: I'll have what she's having *gestures to Customer 1*
Tom: One green Arctic Chiller coming up $4 please.
Customer 2: *hands Tom the money gets the drink* Hey! I thought there was cinnamon in this drink! Was it just because she was old? I'll show you old! *crouches down and speaks in a mocking tone* I'll have one Arctic Chiller please.
Drink Mixer: What… uh… He made me do it! *gestures to Tom*
Tom: *goes into a day-dream containing him pressing a button that launches the Drink Mixer out of the café. Smiles* No I didn't!
Customer 2: They're shorting us on drink extras!
(Crowd erupts in yelling and screaming. Windows and store merchandise are smashed and people start throwing things the counter. A group of mugs fly through the air towards Tom and his co-workers.)
Tom: HIT THE DECK!
(Store employees hide behind the counter.)
Drink Mixer: We gotta get outta here!
Frank: How? *looks around and sees that the crowd is blocking the exits.* We're trapped.