*Commercial Break*
Wilsondeter Centurion's Astronomy Depot
Kid 1: Look at the stars.
Kid 2: They're so beautiful. I wish I could see them closer.
Announcer: Don't fret children. For Wilsondeter Centurion is here with the new AstroGazer 2010.
*children express their fake happiness with stupid fake smiles.*
Kid 1: No way!
Wilsondeter Centurion: *Appears* Yes way! The new StarGazer2010 is capable of compact storage and can even withstand being dropped down three flights of stairs! The brass outside is shiny and the zoom viewer can zoom in up to 10,000 times the norm.
Wilsondeter Centurion's Astronomy Depot, See the stars!
