Harry and Voldie Episode 2
(Camera shows Coffery with crowd outside as the first notes of Hedwig's Theme play)
Tom: (on phone with Harry) We need to get out of here now!
Harry: Cam down. *pauses for a few seconds* Good Lord man! I can't even see the store! I think the entire city is outside your store! I'll try and get you out. Can a helicopter fit on the roof of the Coffery?
Tom: I'll ask. Frank! Do you think a helicopter could land on top of this place?
Frank: Probably.
Tom: Frank says it might fit. What did you have in mind?
Harry: An air-lift. Can you fend off the customers?
Tom: *takes a quick look from behind the counter and is hit in the face with a thermos.* Watch it lady! *cue laugh track* Anyways Harry, the answer is no. A definite no I might add.
Harry: Okay. We'll have to go heavy duty. You're going to have to make as many of those new drinks as you can. Throw them out into the crowd but only one at a time. Dissent might spread among the crowd and they might leave the café. If that doesn't work, call me. I'll bring the chopper.
Tom: Got it. Talk to you later.
Frank: What'd he say?
Tom: It's time to make some drinks.
Drink Mixer: Let's do this thing!
(Screen shows montage of the crew making at least 70 drinks.)
Tom: Fire in the hole! *throws drink out into the crowd and plugs ears with his fingers*
Frank & Drink Mixer: *stare at Tom awkwardly*
Frank: What are you doing?
Drink Mixer: This isn't an actual war. "Fire in the hole" was kinda funny but now you just look like a fool.
Tom: Oh. Just got a little carried away. *laughs feebly* Forget it! Let's just see how the drink worked. *Peers over counter. Sees a group of people fighting for the drink.* They're fighting for it. I think its working!
Frank: Throw another one!
Drink Mixer: Bombs away! *Tosses another drink over the counter*
(Crowd scans the ground to fond the second drink and attacks the person who grabbed it)
Lady: Aaaahh! *steals a sip of the drink before being tackled to the ground by a mob of thirsty customers*
Tom: *Enters a day-dream. He's wearing an army helmet and mans a machine gun loaded with the drinks. Starts firing the drinks around the café and the crowd members scramble to get one of them.) Wakes up from day dream* Alright men. We need to take back this store. Those customers need to know that this isn't a place to lose your cool. This is a place of coffee and assorted drinks! *cue laugh track*
Frank: You forgot doughnuts and bagels.
Tom: Those too. Let's show these people whose top dog 'round these parts. For the Coffery! *starts throwing out the drinks to random places in the café.
Frank and Drink Mixer: For the Coffery! *start making and throwing more drinks*
Tom: FOR THE COFFERY!
(Screen shows montage of Tom making a make-shift drink launcher and firing the drinks around the restaurant)
Tom: AAAAHHHH!
(As each member of the crowd gets their drink they leave $4 behind and leave the café. Soon the café is empty)
Tom: We did it! We did it! We did it! Woo-hoo!
(Screen zooms away from Tom showing him in his apron just as the café is about to open.)
Customer 1: Are you okay sir?
Tom: *Sniffs* Huh? Oh yeah. I'm fine. What can I get you?
Customer 1: An Arctic Green Chiller.
Tom: One Chiller coming up. That'll be $4.
Customer 1: *hands him the money in exchange for the drink.* Thank you.
(Screen shows sped-up montage of Tom working at the Coffery for two weeks. Montage ends at the apartment just before the two-week deadline ends.)
Tom: *brandishes money clip containing the amount needed to cover Nagini's vet bill* I told you I could do it Harry.
Harry: Well done Tom. I'm shocked you actually came up with the money. Good job pal. *puts hand on Tom's shoulder*
Tom: Hand off shoulder Harry.
Harry: You're right. That was weird. Awkward.
Tom: *turns tv on and catches the last of Jimmy Fallon.*
Harry: Who's the guest?
Tom: This Daniel Radcliffe fellow. Looks like- *looks at harry then back at the TV* To self: That's gotta stop happening!
End of Episode 2
Written and created by: Ravenclaw2