Trust me, this is intended to be a Seddie one-shot ;)
"You are a very good goldfish." Spencer cooed, poking the fish bowl of his newest fish, Beef. Carly always tells him not to poke the bowl, but he does it anyway. Spencer jumped at the sight of the door. "Stay!" He warned his goldfish as he backed away to answer the door.
"Hey." Freddie said, "can I come in?" Spencer moved out of the way to let Freddie into the house.
"Carly is upstairs." Spencer said, gesturing his hand to the stairs.
"I was actually wondering if I could ask you something?" Freddie wondered.
"Does it involve Canadian trivia?" Spencer asked; he seemed pretty serious.
"No..." Freddie said in a confused tone.
"Then I will answer your question." Spencer smiled.
"Well, I asked Sam out to homecoming and she said yes, and well..." Freddie hesitated, "People dance there- to slow songs..."
"You can't slow dance?" Spencer asked.
"Nope." Freddie admitted.
"Well you're in luck! Spencer happens to have tons of dancing experience." Spencer said excitedly twirling like a dancer. "Okay, I'll be Sam and you'll be you."
"Wow, Sam. You got so much taller." Freddie laughed. "Okay, what do I do?"
"You put your hands around my waist and I put mine around your shoulders." Freddie did what he said. "Good, now look into 'Sam's' eyes; you remember what I said awhile ago about eye contact, right?" Spencer asked.
"Yeah, it really works." Freddie said.
"Okay, now gently sway back and forth." Freddie did what he was told.
Without warning, the door was slammed open by a certain blonde, who was now, scarred for life. She stood there with a disgusted look on her face; her eyes were wide as watermelons, her eyebrows were crinkled, and her mouth dropped to the floor. The two "lovers" screamed and pushed themselves off eachother.
"What the f-" Sam started.
"Sam, it's not what you think! We were dancing to practice for-" Freddie started; Sam blinked.
"I was trying to help Freddie-" Spencer started but was cut off by Sam sprinting up the stairs.
"CARLY!" Her scream echoed throughout the whole apartment.
I randomly got the idea and I just HAD to write it out. Thanks for the nice reviews, by the way. (: