This word "sugar" was submitted by PuckETTEandFredDOrkAreInLovE. Thanks for all the words, I'm gonna use them all. Keep submitting if you want. PS: I actually really like this one-shot. Hope you like it too. (So happy for all the nice reviews that I got for last chapter. Glad you liked the llama!)
Sam definately wasn't like other girls. She wasn't like other boys either- she just wasn't like anyone. Theres a lot of things Sam does that makes her out there. There's those times where Freddie gets sucked into watching a movie with her. Sam tends to get way too into movies...
There was that time they were watching Shrek 4..
"KISS HER! JUST KISS HER ALREADY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Sam yelled, grabbing Freddie and putting him into a headlock.
"Please..just kiss her," Freddie cried, stuck in his girlfriends choking grasp.
Then there was that time they were watching the lion king...
"MUFASA NO! WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE? HE WAS SO YOUNG! AND HE HAD A SON AND A FAMILY INCLUDING ALL THOSE OTHER GIRL LIONS THAT DIDN'T HAVE NAMES CAUSE NO ONE CARED ABOUT THEM, AND THEY WERE TOO CHEAP TO HIRE ACTORS FOR THEM!" Sam yelled, crying into Freddie's shoulder.
"Don't cry, they're just lions.." Freddie really shouldn't have said that. It would have saved his stomach from that throbbing bruise.
And who could forget that time when they were watching The Strangers...
"THAT KILLER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT? I HOPE IT KILLS YOU CAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT! GO AHEAD AND DIE, I DONT CARE!" Sam yelled at the TV.
"They can't hear you.." Freddie sighed, rubbing his temples. Sam has been yelling at the TV from the start of the movie, and its really been disasterous for his head.
"I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING! GOOD, YOU DESERVE TO BE STABBED!" Sam yelled, throwing the remote at the TV, prompting it to fall over and smash.
"I got that for christmas..." Freddie whined.
Turns out, Sam had about a pound of sour punch straws before they decided to watch that movie. Sugar always did crazy stuff to her. Whenever she had too much sugar, it seemed to give her that extra bolt of strength. Thats honestly the last thing a girl like her needs. Whenever she was on her sugar highs, Freddie seemed to always be around.
"I hate this pen," Sam giggled, taking her pen and throwing it across the room. Of course it just had to hit Ms. Brigged directly in the back of the head.
"Aw, Freddie!" Sam yelled, "Why did you throw that pen at our teacher?"
"What? No Sam was the one-" It was too late, he was already being dragged away to the principal's office.
He ended up almost getting suspended, but Principal felt bad for Freddie. He sorta started...crying and begging for forgiveness.
There was also that time where Sam almost got arrested..
"I'm in your closet.." Sam growled in an evil voice. Sam and Freddie were doing prank calls. Well, Sam was. Freddie was sitting across from her saying how prank calling is wrong.
"Excuse me? I'm Roberto Gustav, the mayor of Seattle. I could have you arrested for doing this, you know?" The old man spat.
"Uh...my name is Freddie Benson," Sam yelled in a deep voice, slamming the phone off. Freddie, who was listening on speaker, was in shock.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT? HE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS ON US." Freddie yelled.
"Eh, whatever. I'm hungry, I'm gonna go make some rice." Sam shrugged, walking off into the kitchen.
But Sam on her sugar highs wasn't always a bad thing to be caught in the middle of...
"I love you," Sam smiled, eating another pixie stick, tossing it aside, and kissing Freddie on the cheek.
"I love you too," He smiled, kissing the top of your head.
"I love you...a lot!" Sam announced loudly, eating another pixie stick.
"Lots and lots," Freddie agreed. There was a small silence as Sam ate another two pixie sticks. She grabbed Freddie by the shoulders and kissed him hard- tongue and all. When they finally pulled apart, they both wore satisfied smiles.
"You taste like pixie sticks," Freddie laughed, capturing her lips once again.
Sam was definately unique, thats for true.
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