I tried to write a full length oneshot about this plot, and it failed rather miserably. So I chopped out about a billion words and came up with this little… thing. I still love these two.
Characters: Kisuke Urahara, Yoruichi Shihoin
Genre: Humor/Romance (mentioned)
"Would you mind telling me why there are a large number of flea-infested dogs invading the downstairs?" Yoruichi seethed, giving Urahara a vicious poke. He shrugged.
"Even poor, lost little doggies need a home." He tried to assume an innocent face. Yoruichi snarled.
"When I moved in with you, I did not agree to these mongrels." Urahara pouted.
"Oh, come on," he whined, "You have to admit they're cute. Dogs always were my favorite animal."
This was probably not the best thing to say.
The resulting yelp of pain sounded like a man being tortured.
Which, admittedly, he probably was.
Poor Urahara. He just wanted a puppy. A large number of flea-infested puppies.