The Divergence of Haruhi Suzumiya

Chapter Two

At lunch I went to talk to Koizumi Itsuki, he always had some insight on this stuff "It seems that Miss Suzumiya has finally decided life would be more interesting if you were not a normal human your experience seems to describe a involuntary slide"

" are you saying that I'm a Slider now"

"Yes"

... goddammit Haruhi

"but shouldn't the other universe be, really different with other species ruling the planet or something"

"Not necessarily, presumably there's a universe for every possibility even ones that are slightly different, for instance" Koizumi gestured to his soda " I decided to have a coke with my lunch today even though I normally order tea in another world I may have chosen to order tea today and soda yester day, each combination of choices leads to a new universe"

"that is correct" the new voice cam from Nagato Yuki, I hadn't even realized she had joined us at the table. " on both accounts, Kyon's personal data field has altered in a manner allowing for deliberate cross-universal travel in a dimensionless field distortion ,also the Data Overmind from one of our neighboring universes recorded distortion of alien data which it traced back to this world" ...what. " this information accompanies another anomaly this one involve the new exchange student starting on Monday"

"well what the hell is he I mean we already have everything on Haruhi's list" that when it hit me I'd realized it earlier but it didn't strike home until just now I am not a normal human I was the one normal person in the group and now I'm a slider? Well I guess there's Tsuruya but she's not really... never mind.

Yuki continued " the data of this student is anomalous in the sense that it does not exist in the average manner" There's an average? "yes, the concept can not be transmitted via language, suffice it to say that while the student is a ordinary human the data that dictates his existence is non-existent he technically should not exist therefore while he him self is normal he is a lack of reality rather than an aspect of it, it is impossible to predict how this affects him it is probable that he existed somewhere else normally and was transplanted to this reality"

"so, he's a slider?"

"no, he was pulled here, most likely by Suzumiya Haruhi."

at this point Koizumi interjected with what we were both thinking " the question is why Miss Suzumiya would subconsciously desire to pull someone from there own dimension and drop them here

"i will attempt to infer the differences between our continuity and his own I require a form of personal identification, a name"

" I believe it was Kaus Jason"

" No, remember He's American, his given name goes first" I interjected

Koizumi smiled " yes, my apologies Jason Kaus, then"

"very well" and with that Nagato Yuki left

" is he really going to go by that it seems hard to pronounce"

" he'll probably go by his name in katakana"

"so, Kasu Jeison?"

later at the club room we awaited the arrival of our "glorious" leader Haruhi . Koizumi Itsuki and I were playing a rousing game of Othello and discussing my new found "abilities". " there are a number of sliders who work in tandem with the agency I may be able to set up lessons for you so that you can learn to control your power." he stated

" I think I'll pass on that I think I can figure this out on my own" (I actually had been thinking about it and I think I might understand how this works I have to lose my balance and focus on not just falling off my feet but off this world )

right around when I had finished describing this to Koizumi a loud " Yahoo" announced the arrival of Suzumiya Haruhi " all right every body believe it or not I just got an email from that new exchange student and guess what? he's heard about our brigade and wants to join!

Someone joining the SOS Brigade willingly, that's a first"
Are you sure he didn't mean to contact a different group?" I asked sincerely

"Absolutely! He even attached his resume he's completely obsessed with the paranormal" wait, so Haruhi had to pull someone from another dimension to find a student that speaks Japanese and is obsessed with the paranormal? I thought those things went hand in hand in America " any way he starts Monday but his flights tomorrow I think that we as the SOS brigade should go to the airport and welcome him!" yeah but he's probably flying to Tokyo that's a few hours away plus most American flight get in really late. Not that Haruhi cares

" Haruhi,"

"yeah"

" Something tells me that he'll want to get settled wherever he's staying before he deals with school let's just wait until Monday"

Haruhi sighed "Fine"

Wow, she actuality agreed to something good job Haruhi. But now that I think about what I said where is he staying, not with any students, and if he's from another dimention I doubt he has relatives... just then Mr. Ryukata, our school's director of foreign affairs walked in and called my name " I need to talk to you about our new student Kasu Jeison, He needs somewhere to stay,"

Crap

" I understand your house has an extra bed room, now i've spoken with your parents and they're happy to to host him but I wanted to let you know"

"Is this starting Saturday night?"

"No he'll be staying in a hotel until Monday you have the weekend to prepare a room for him"

you know Haruhi did a pretty bad job fitting this whole thing into reality, I swear where this started there's just a giant plot hole, her subconscious needs to work on that. I wonder how Kasu feels about all this.

I went back into the club room to find Haruhi Sexually harassing Asahina Mikuru...Again.

After we were adjourned I headed straight home I guess I should clean up th guest room a little, then again I've got a few days, tomorrow was Saturday.