I got eaten alive by mosquitoes watering the garden today, so I had to write a mosquito-bite fic. And who better to be plagued by mosquitoes than Yumichika?
Characters: Ikkaku, Yumichika
Genre: Humor
"Don't scratch it! You're only making it worse!" Ikkaku scolded, smacking Yumichika's hand away from the bug bite on the 5th seat's forehead.
"But it itches," Yumichika whined. "And this horrible red spot is marring my perfect beauty!" Ikkaku sighed.
"If you scratch at it too long, it'll leave a scar. Do you want that?" Ikkaku said, with surprising logic for a man practically carpeted in scars.
Yumichika's eyes widened. At that moment, there were a great many things he would have sacrificed to scratch that mosquito bite, but beauty wasn't one of them. Beauty was NEVER one of them.
Eh. It was a better idea than a fic, apparently. I'm running out of ideas for these… If anyone has a drabble they'd like to see, put it in a review and I'll see what I can do.