I have no idea where this one came from. My muse is a strange, twisted little person (don't tell her I said that). I still do not own Bleach.
Genre: Humor
Characters: Ichigo, Byakuya
"She respects you more, you gotta tell her!" Ichigo pleaded to the nobleman's stiff back.
"I will not. I absolutely refuse." Byakuya said coolly, examining one immaculate nail. "It is not my responsibility."
"But she's gotta find out sometime, and she'll kill me if I tell her! Please!" The redhead was nearly to the point of begging on his knees. Byakuya remained immobile.
"I want no part in whatever it is you're trying to do." The captain snapped, turning to glare at Ichigo. Ichigo almost cried.
"But you're her brother! You have to tell Rukia the Easter Bunny doesn't exist!"
It was originally going to be a child of Ichigo and Rukia's with Santa Claus, but this was so much more fun. I can just imagine the subsequent conversation between Byakuya and Rukia (he gave in, of course)… Beautiful.