ALICE DOES HAVE A CRUSH ON JASPER AND HE DOES HAVE A JOB AT THE COFFEE SHOP!
PETER IS THE BLOND GUY WHO BURST INTO THE ROOM! NOT JASPER!

BECAUSE JASPER WORKS AT THE COFFEE SHOP!

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY AND I HOPE WHO EVER ACTUALLY READS THIS ENJOYS IT!

PREVIOUSLY:

I heard wolf whistling, probably from Emmett, and somebody shouting "Cat fight!"
again, probably Emmett. I couldn't completely blame him though. I mean,seriously im straight and i know that if two hot girls just started attacking eachother in front of me even I'd be a little turned on, but that was beside the point
(beside besides?)
We were moving so fast that I'm sure if a someone walked by all they would see is a blur of colors.
RRIIPPP!
Everyone paused right along with me when the sound of fabric ripping filled the air. I looked at Rosalie who was staring intently at her own hand i followed her gaze, a little confused at the strip of blue fabric that resembled my new silk blouse i bought Friday but- Oh My Gosh.

All i could heard were multiple "Holy shit!"s

And that was the day that Rosalie hale died...

Sike! No but seriously i was pissed.

"That thing cost 105 dollars! I can not believe you just ripped it like that!"

She just burst out laughing
The Fuck?
Is she laughing at me? "Are you laughing at me?" A look of disbelief, annoyance, and anger most likely displayed on my face at the moment.

"Im ...really...very sorry for...ripping your shirt." she said between bouts of her tinkling giggles. "It was really nice.I could buy you a new one if you want?"

"That would be great." I replied.

"And I hope you know you have my complete many people would have stood up to me like that."

"Oh thanks!" I said catching her off gaurd with a hug.

"KISS! KISS! KISS!" The guys chanted.

"Shut Up You Dumb Asses!" We yelled simultaneously. I went back to the metal seuface i had awoken on and quickly went into question mode.

"Can you guys please explain? Who are you? What am i doing here? What are you because you sure as hell are not human? Why does my throat hurt? And why does the blonde guy keep staring at me its getting really creepy?"I asked all in one breath.

Blondy took it upon himself to answer the question "My name is Peter the big one is Emmett the girl wrapped around him is Rosalie and the gay looking one is Edward."

"Hey!"

"Any way as i was saying we are vampires, you are too now. Your throat is hurting because you have to hunt. And i really wish women would stop saying that i creep them out when i stare. I mean honestly they should be grateful that such a good looking guy like me is even paying them any mind and..." He just kept on ranting about how "good looking" he is.

Bored of that doofus I turned to emmett only to find that his mouth was otherwise occupied with Rosalies' at that moment in time.

'Hm they make a cute couple' i thought.

Unfortunately the only left was 'The Gay One' Edward. Also known as -Reason-I'm-In-This-Shitty-Situation-At-All.

"So since half the room is mentally challenged, would you mind filling in the blanks as to what the hell happened exactly like the whats, whens, and wheres of the situation?" I asked him.

"As you know we are vampires as you are. We do not burn in the sun, but we do sparkle. We dont sleep in coffins,well we dont sleep at all. Peter is just self centered and somewhat mentally challenged, Emmett & Rose are REALLY horny ALL the time. Some of us have special abilities,but i'll explain that later. I think thats all you really need to know right now, so i should take you out to hunt,I'm sure that burn in your throat is getting quite uncomfortable."

It is now i thought rubbing my neck as if to extinguish the flames.
He started towards the door and I followed without hesitance.

Once the door to the room was closed,and I took in the appearence of the hall outside of the room I was really suprised.
The hall was painted a blue-ish color with light tan wooden flooring arranged in square patterns,random pictures lined the wall some were of the 4 of them some were just pictures of the horizon. Ir was very different from the room we'd only left moments ago.
The hall was light and a little more lively,where as the room was poorly lit, had only 4 walls all of them painted black along with the cieling, and the floor was a deep chocolatey brown with the metal tabel/bed in the center of the room.

"Whats wrong?" Edward asked probably curious about the look of suprise on my face.

"What? Oh nothing i was just thinking about how different the outside of the room was." i replied.

"You thought we would actually keep the whole house like that? it would really put a damper on our good moods. We do have some taste." He said in mock hurt.

"Sure Sure whatever, any way, what were you talking about before when you said hunting?" I asked

"Oh that. Well in order for us to live we still have to drink blood."

"BLOOD! Wait you mean, like, from humans!?" I exclaimed.

"NO no my family and I, we drink from animals that is why our eyes are golden. Human drinking vampires have crimson eyes, you do too right now but it will slowly fade into gold after a while of maintaining our diet." He explained, somewhat taking the edge off.

"Good because i dont want to drink from humans it just seems wrong to me,you know, taking lives." I said seriously.

"Yeah that's exactly the reason we decided against it." He said, a small smile on his face.

By then we already down on the first floor and he opened the door leading me down the porch. It didn't take long for us to reach the middle of the woods what with my newly acquired strength and speed. We stop underneath a large old tree whose roots potruded through the earth.

"Now, let the hunt begin." Edward spoke.

I SUCK AT SPELLING REALLY BIG WORDS SO IF THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG JUST IGNORE IT ALSO

I WOULD HAVE GONE FURTHER BUT I JUST HIT MY INVISIBLE WALL AND I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE AN OKAY PLACE TO STOP.

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