This was a totally pointless fic written on a whim and my first attempt (stress on *attempt*) at HP humour. Beware of the Plot-holes. (Believe it or not, there is no real angst in it at all.)

The chapters are all up ... its a mmwp... kinda J/L not really... more insanity... Llamas falling on McGonagall's head... read it and then review... :0) Flames get fed to my dog... but do as you please... :)

With Hagrid off on important business, a new Care of Magical Creatures is needed., a former classmate of Sirius and Remus.

Ginny Weasley is whisked off when she finds out she's one of the 'Chosen Three' in order to find the Chalice, but can she do this while keeping herself and others safe? god i hate summaries. please R/R

Her life had been full of pain, and after her mother's death, everything seemed to be getting better. Despite the inheritance of werewolf blood from her father, Remus, Willow has to struggle with her secret, but not alone... Harry, Kalli, Ron and Hermione

A certain Slytherin learns that sometimes two people, namely our hero and Malfoy, can see two different situations the same way.

A songfic to Vertical Horizon's 'Everything You Want'. It's Harry's graduation night, but someone else has a little something to say to his girlfriend...

See title. Pretty self explanatory, n'est-ce-pas? Did I spell that right?

L/J fic, starting in their seventh year. It will become a series. PG for romance!

Based on some ideas I had once, about an Owl who can talk. R&R please!

You all probably know by now that I suck at summaries, so I'll cover the basics. Its MWPPL.. Eh.. I'll try and think of a descent summary in a little while. I'm tired right now. Just read, okay?

Weasleys, broomsticks, zero character development, some bad jokes. 'Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines'. Thank you to all reviewers so far!

A rather pathetic attempt at poetry. It's inspired by Voldemort after his first rise to power. PG for darkness.

The summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Mr Granger has to admit that all is not well with his daughter. Can Hermione open up to her Dad before she leaves for Hogwarts, and more importantly, can she open up to herself? Just a short pwp to keep you ticki

Swearing, songfic, parts of it have been edited for obvious reasons. A Draco fic, for once not suicidal, fluff, or humor. I'm so original. His feelings right after being made a Death Eater. Pretty good for being written at one am. Review, please, or flame

The sequel to Here's to the night, about Sirius, seeing his daughter after 13 years.

Ron learns that no matter how much you get mad at someone, you find it hard to let them go - - especially when they're all you've got. Please R/R =)

Another H/D Slash. Sort of.

You might think that being a pureblood guarantees you success. You might have expectations heaped on you by your family. But what will you give up for true happiness? (Sorry for sounding corny, but this isn't about who you think it is!)

This is the same story I wrote before only a bit more elaborated. I felt that I could do much better with this whole series, so I decided to re-write it. :o) It's basically about the Dursley's getting a mysterious new neighbor. Please take a look at it an

Your defenceless, and almost alone...but, your not. There are others...you cannot run, you must stand your ground. May become h/g so far deals mostly with Harry. Chapt. 1 up!

Another letter in the perspective of Harry

I hate summeries......Well let's see it's in MWPP time and all I have to say is Sirius....leather...and the song Love Shack..if that won't get you to read I dunno what will!

Draco and Ginny's Advice for Life. Slightly D/G, slightly fluffy.

Its PG cause its a bit... adult in its plot. This is about a female death eater! YES! FINALLY! *sigh* It bugs me they are all male so I made a female one and no you icky people... there is no (says stuff I can't write in summary cause it has to be G rated